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    Quote Originally Posted by lute (#499)
    Quote Originally Posted by Nego (#498)
    Quote Originally Posted by lute (#496)
    Quote Originally Posted by Nego (#495)
    I think Lute might be a millionare.
    your honor I reject this assertion the prosecution has no evidence
    your honor the prosecution would like to present article J-5A as evidence: koi pond
    your honor the prosecution has no idea what they're talking about

    a 14,000 gallon koi pond is not a sign of a millionaire; they would have one far larger
    objection your honor, the defendant is slandering the prosecution



    And happy birthday Shockwave07!

    Quote Originally Posted by gbsfranca (#79)
    If mooni didn't draw a rabbit there wouldn't be any elephants around
    If you like bad comics you might want to click me, whoop.

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    Ugh I'm tired and I don't want to complain elsewhere rn
    Last edited by Secondhand Revenant; September 29th, 2017 at 05:30 PM.
    Come wayward souls,
    Who wander through the darkness,
    There is a light for the lost and the meek.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Secondhand Revenant (#502)
    Ugh I'm tired and I don't want to complain elsewhere rn
    a bug landed on my screen where your profile picture was situated so I basically just punched you in the face

    if that makes you feel better
    [Today at 4:43 PM] NAC: pizza is sex
    [Today at 4:45 PM] Voxxicus: Warm, gooey, great for large groups
    ♫ I've wasted time, I've wasted breath ♫
    ♫ I think I've thought myself to death ♫

  4. ISO #504
    Quote Originally Posted by lute (#503)
    Quote Originally Posted by Secondhand Revenant (#502)
    Ugh I'm tired and I don't want to complain elsewhere rn
    a bug landed on my screen where your profile picture was situated so I basically just punched you in the face

    if that makes you feel better
    It actually does a lot
    Come wayward souls,
    Who wander through the darkness,
    There is a light for the lost and the meek.

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    @Frog @Lissa

    guess what

    [Today at 4:43 PM] NAC: pizza is sex
    [Today at 4:45 PM] Voxxicus: Warm, gooey, great for large groups
    ♫ I've wasted time, I've wasted breath ♫
    ♫ I think I've thought myself to death ♫

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    why didnt i get that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Champ (#506)
    why didnt i get that
    when was your birthday
    [Today at 4:43 PM] NAC: pizza is sex
    [Today at 4:45 PM] Voxxicus: Warm, gooey, great for large groups
    ♫ I've wasted time, I've wasted breath ♫
    ♫ I think I've thought myself to death ♫

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    Quote Originally Posted by lute (#505)
    @Frog @Lissa

    guess what


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    @lute Always spreading the birthday love huh? Thanks! Same to you too @Nego

    ...That said more than a few days late and seriously bad at keeping up with things...
    "You look like a hound dog on acid," - Crimson Fox

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    @Hallia

    it doesn't say so at the bottom of the site but I've been told

    [Today at 4:43 PM] NAC: pizza is sex
    [Today at 4:45 PM] Voxxicus: Warm, gooey, great for large groups
    ♫ I've wasted time, I've wasted breath ♫
    ♫ I think I've thought myself to death ♫

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    I can safely say without hyperbole that today was one of the top 25 worst days of my entire life and I'd really appreciate somebody giving me a squeeze right about now.
    [Today at 4:43 PM] NAC: pizza is sex
    [Today at 4:45 PM] Voxxicus: Warm, gooey, great for large groups
    ♫ I've wasted time, I've wasted breath ♫
    ♫ I think I've thought myself to death ♫

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    Quote Originally Posted by lute (#511)
    I can safely say without hyperbole that today was one of the top 25 worst days of my entire life and I'd really appreciate somebody giving me a squeeze right about now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lute (#511)
    I can safely say without hyperbole that today was one of the top 25 worst days of my entire life and I'd really appreciate somebody giving me a squeeze right about now.
    *squeeze*

    Try not to explode
    Come wayward souls,
    Who wander through the darkness,
    There is a light for the lost and the meek.

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    Don't say we forgot your birthday.

    Hope it's nothing serious! *squeeze*

    Quote Originally Posted by gbsfranca (#79)
    If mooni didn't draw a rabbit there wouldn't be any elephants around
    If you like bad comics you might want to click me, whoop.

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    *squeezes lute*

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    lol anything happening if you squeeze lute? does the skin get better or does one's financial income increase?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tangerine (#517)
    lol anything happening if you squeeze lute? does the skin get better or does one's financial income increase?
    only one way to find out
    [Today at 4:43 PM] NAC: pizza is sex
    [Today at 4:45 PM] Voxxicus: Warm, gooey, great for large groups
    ♫ I've wasted time, I've wasted breath ♫
    ♫ I think I've thought myself to death ♫

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    double squeeze this time

    one squeeze to forget all tragedies that happened this year and another squeeze for a better upcoming year!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tangerine (#519)
    double squeeze this time

    one squeeze to forget all tragedies that happened this year and another squeeze for a better upcoming year!
    oof might need more than one squeeze to forget all the tragedies of this year
    [Today at 4:43 PM] NAC: pizza is sex
    [Today at 4:45 PM] Voxxicus: Warm, gooey, great for large groups
    ♫ I've wasted time, I've wasted breath ♫
    ♫ I think I've thought myself to death ♫

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    Quote Originally Posted by lute (#520)
    Quote Originally Posted by Tangerine (#519)
    double squeeze this time

    one squeeze to forget all tragedies that happened this year and another squeeze for a better upcoming year!
    oof might need more than one squeeze to forget all the tragedies of this year
    I read your signature first, and then the quoted post. Can definitely say context is totally different that way, but a lot more interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lute (#520)
    Quote Originally Posted by Tangerine (#519)
    double squeeze this time

    one squeeze to forget all tragedies that happened this year and another squeeze for a better upcoming year!
    oof might need more than one squeeze to forget all the tragedies of this year
    another final 2017 squeeze to start afresh in this upcoming year

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    @jumpluff

    guess what

    [Today at 4:43 PM] NAC: pizza is sex
    [Today at 4:45 PM] Voxxicus: Warm, gooey, great for large groups
    ♫ I've wasted time, I've wasted breath ♫
    ♫ I think I've thought myself to death ♫

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