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    Sticky: Congrats! I'm so thankful something is finally...

    Congrats! I'm so thankful something is finally being done about flaking. You guys have my full support! Good luck.
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    Sticky: Takhitty - a flake moderator is a moderator who...

    Quote Originally Posted by Takhitty (#727)
    Wait, a) what is a flake moderator and b) @Ampharos do you still have a poop knife?
    @Takhitty - a flake moderator is a moderator who keeps track of people subbing out from games. Their main role is to make sure that the people who sign up to play actually play. If you sub out too much, they are the ones who send you a warning and decide if you should get a signup ban. If you host games as I do, they contact you after the game and ask why players subbed out of your game.
  3. #718

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    Sticky: Great choices. RIP

    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#716)
    hello

    ladd is a moderator

    vanity. is a flake moderator

    panini is a discord moderator

    @lute edit this to look professional i'm lazy

    My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

    Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?

    I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

    Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your $%#! and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife.

    "My what?"

    Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please.

    "Wtf is a poop knife?"

    Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it.

    He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my $%#!ed up family with their $%#!ed up bowels. FML.

    I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes.

    She will be getting her own utility knife now.

    [Edit: Common question - Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer. We only had one poop knife, and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn't have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn't. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife.]
    Great choices. RIP
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    Sticky: Great choices :-)

    Great choices :-)
  5. #673

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    Sticky: Sorry to see duk3 go. He will be missed :(

    Sorry to see duk3 go. He will be missed
  6. #665

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    Sticky: Welcome!!

    Welcome!!
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    Sticky: Thank you, GH, for all you have done! Congrats...

    Thank you, GH, for all you have done!
    Congrats @Duk3star and @lute on your much deserved promotions
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    Sticky: Percy

    Quote Originally Posted by Percy (#610)
    Quote Originally Posted by Virtuoso (#606)
    Thank you General. I am proud to have served on the staff team and will hopefully rejoin again one day.
    I’m so terribly sad to read this Still, I wish you all the very best for all your endeavours.
    @Percy
    Thanks
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    Sticky: Thanks

    Quote Originally Posted by Cemeteries (#607)
    We’ll miss you Virt! Pls still host games from time to time if you’re not busy!
    Thanks I certainly will!
  10. #606

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    Sticky: Thank you General. I am proud to have served on...

    Thank you General. I am proud to have served on the staff team and will hopefully rejoin again one day.
  11. #603

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    Sticky: So happy lute is back!

    So happy lute is back!
  12. #531

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    Sticky: Congrats sheep! Cemeteries has been dethroned...

    Congrats sheep!
    @Cemeteries has been dethroned and is no longer the youngest staffer
  13. #508

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    Sticky: Welcome!!! It’s a pleasure to have you on board

    Welcome!!! It’s a pleasure to have you on board
  14. #500

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    Sticky: Why is everyone stepping down :(

    Why is everyone stepping down
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    Sticky: Thanks pizza. It’s fun having a special badge

    Thanks pizza. It’s fun having a special badge
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    Sticky: Thanks bop for your service

    Thanks bop for your service
  17. #473

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    Sticky: Welcome back NAC!

    Welcome back NAC!
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    Sticky: Condolences on your demotions Empoof and...

    Condolences on your demotions @Empoof and @GeneralHankerchief
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    Sticky: Noooooo I love you lute! Please come back.

    Noooooo I love you lute! Please come back.
  20. #414

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    Sticky: And another announcement from me: I will be...

    And another announcement from me: I will be taking a leave of absence from my green duties until the end of next month! I’ll be really busy with school and the high holidays!
  21. #413

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    Sticky: Congrats Newcomb!

    Congrats Newcomb!
  22. #407

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    Sticky: Nooooo :(

    Quote Originally Posted by bearsquared (#405)
    Nego has resigned their position as Head Moderator. Thank you for everything you've done!
    Nooooo
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    Sticky: Fun fact: 2 more greens and we’ll be equal number...

    Fun fact: 2 more greens and we’ll be equal number with the mods
  24. #400

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    Sticky: Who are you? I don’t think we have met.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh (#396)
    I guess I was never here.
    Who are you? I don’t think we have met.
  25. #398

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    Sticky: Sounds good to me. Will make those changes. Seems...

    Quote Originally Posted by Empoof (#395)
    Quote Originally Posted by Virtuoso (#394)
    Quote Originally Posted by Empoof (#393)
    if you need a mountainous game reviewed hmu
    Hey that reminds me - I’m thinking of creating an open setup with 13 players who are all jesters. Let’s call it Ghost Town. Thoughts on balance?
    Make them 1x lynchproof vest jesters.

    This set up needs an ITA phase too, would recommend 100 1% shots a day.

    Also if you put mountainous in the title you're more likely to get people to sign up, so would recommend calling it Mountainous Ghost Town and make sure the flavor routinely brings up how large the town is.
    Sounds good to me. Will make those changes. Seems about balanced.
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    Sticky: Hey that reminds me - I’m thinking of creating an...

    Quote Originally Posted by Empoof (#393)
    if you need a mountainous game reviewed hmu
    Hey that reminds me - I’m thinking of creating an open setup with 13 players who are all jesters. Let’s call it Ghost Town. Thoughts on balance?
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    Sticky: In less than a month bear went from discord mod...

    In less than a month bear went from discord mod to full mod to head mod. What did he do to deserve such a curse?
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    Sticky: Congrats! Ampharos - Red looks quite good on you!...

    Congrats! @Ampharos - Red looks quite good on you! Condolences on the ultimate demotion.
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    Sticky: We will miss you Beck.

    We will miss you Beck.
  30. #369

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    Sticky: Welcome aboard Empoof!

    Welcome aboard @Empoof!
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    Sticky: Congrats all!! Duke you will be an amazing...

    Congrats all!!

    Duke you will be an amazing blue!
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    we’ll miss you, Cory. Thanks for your service.
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    Sticky: Congrats on your promotion

    Congrats on your promotion
  34. #337

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    Sticky: Congrats on your promotion!

    Congrats on your promotion!
  35. #333

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    Sticky: Removed

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    Sticky: Good God you're making me feel old. I loved...

    Good God you're making me feel old. I loved blue's clues growing up.
  37. #313

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    Sticky: Congrats on your demotion. Please go scrub the...

    Congrats on your demotion. Please go scrub the staff toilet. It is in bad need of a cleaning.
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    Sticky: Pizza and thingy need to get their act...

    Pizza and thingy need to get their act together....
    @bearsquared is now a full moderator
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    Sticky: Welcome back Zack to the setup review team

    Welcome back @Zack to the setup review team
  40. #287

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    Sticky: Great choices

    Great choices
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    Sticky: Welcome Duk3star to the setup managers!! I'm...

    Welcome @Duk3star to the setup managers!! I'm really looking forward to working with you.
  42. #276

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    Sticky: Thank you cem! Love having you in my games

    Quote Originally Posted by Cemeteries (#275)
    @Virtuoso, congrats on green!

    (Seriously ily you hosted some of my favorite games)
    Thank you cem! Love having you in my games
  43. #270

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    Sticky: Congratulations all. Glad to see Apoc aboard!

    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy (#268)
    Beck will rejoin the setup team
    Apoc will join the setup team
    Prophylaxis will join the setup team

    This is not a complete list, some other folks might join after training or tryouts or both, to make it official then.
    Congratulations all. Glad to see Apoc aboard!
  44. #261

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    Sticky: We'll miss you Sooh! Please come back soon

    Quote Originally Posted by Thingyman (#260)
    Sooh is on a leave of absence to take a break from moderation.
    We'll miss you Sooh! Please come back soon
  45. #247

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    Sticky: Congratulations on your promotion SS!

    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy (#245)
    SwedishSkumbag will be stepping down from the mod team. Thanks for volunteering, SS!
    Congratulations on your promotion SS!
  46. #231

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    Sticky: RIP lissa! It was nice knowing you.

    RIP lissa! It was nice knowing you.
  47. #202

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    Sticky: Yay!!!! Welcome back lute

    Yay!!!! Welcome back @lute
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