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  1. Day 5#1971

    Thread: Mad Tea Party Mafia!

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    Game Thread I needed to take a walk. To the sea, the sea, the...

    I needed to take a walk. To the sea, the sea, the beautiful sea. So I excused myself from the tea party and began walking. The March Hare reminded me that I needed to return quickly, for it would soon be my turn to pour the tea. The dormouse lifted his head to say, “Yes, you must pour for me,” before falling asleep again, with his head flattening the fresh scone that adorned his plate.

    I soon found myself at the seashore. There were creatures galore. I saw a walrus and a carpenter, eying a group of young oysters hungrily. Both the walrus and the carpenter had a gleam to their eye, and I thought that the oysters should have run, but they just stood there in a line, looking hopefully at the walrus and the carpenter.

    Two identical and very round… men? Creatures?... it was a mystery to me, stood there, and one of them was intoning very loudly and very solemnly from a scroll. He was partway through the poem. I listened as he announced:

    The Walrus and the Carpenter
    Walked on a mile or so,
    And then they rested on a rock
    Conveniently low:
    And all the little Oysters stood
    And waited in a row.

    "The time has come," the Walrus said,
    "To talk of many things:
    Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
    Of cabbages—and kings—
    And why the sea is boiling hot—
    And whether pigs have wings."

    "But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
    "Before we have our chat;
    For some of us are out of breath,
    And all of us are fat!"
    "No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
    They thanked him much for that.

    "A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
    "Is what we chiefly need:
    Pepper and vinegar besides
    Are very good indeed—
    Now, if you're ready, Oysters dear,
    We can begin to feed."

    "But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
    Turning a little blue.
    "After such kindness, that would be
    A dismal thing to do!"
    "The night is fine," the Walrus said,
    "Do you admire the view?"

    I was frozen to my spot in dread, afraid for the oysters. The walrus and the carpenter looked somewhat malevolent as they eyed the poor, doomed oysters. Could it really be so? I looked at my shoes, wondering about them, and I scanned the sea for ships, although I saw none. And I wondered about that poor little boy, who had been turned into a pig. Maybe I hadn’t noticed his wings. Maybe he flew away. Who knows? I saw sea creatures dancing in the water, so it couldn’t be boiling hot. But nothing in the odd land at the bottom of the rabbit hole had made any sense, so it could be that the sea creatures liked dancing in boiling hot water.

    But the odd creature, who I think were one of a pair named Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, continued his intonation: "I weep for you," the Walrus said:
    "I deeply sympathize."
    With sobs and tears he sorted out
    Those of the largest size,
    Holding his pocket-handkerchief
    Before his streaming eyes.

    "0 Oysters," said the Carpenter,
    "You've had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?"
    But answer came there none—
    And this was scarcely odd, because
    They'd eaten every one."

    I picked up an empty oyster shell, sadly, and returned to the tea party, just in time to pour the tea. When I shared my sad story of that doomed oyster to my companions, the Mad Hatter said, “They ate them all? Surely, they could have shared a few with us! We need more variety in our diet.” And he laughed, quite madly, which was not a surprise, as he was the Mad Hatter.

    Friday, who has died, was an oyster.
  2. Night 4#1968

    Thread: Mad Tea Party Mafia!

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    Game Thread I thought that it would get dark and the tea...

    I thought that it would get dark and the tea party would end or, at the very least, go on hiatus, but that didn’t happen. Daytime in the very strange place seemed to go on and on forever. Occasionally, I would get saturated from too much tea and would have to pop to the loo.

    On the last visit, I saw this woman who looked as if half of her had melted away. She had a battered hat that was tall and peaked. Her face had a greenish tint. She cackled with her mouth shut so her cackle sounded as if it was missing teeth or the jaw had been wired shut or some other bizarre situation.

    Everything here was bizarre. When I came back to the tea party, I noticed that the Dormouse had awakened and was busily consuming the remainder of the scones. The dormouse chortled gleefully, and I saw that his mousy face was covered with scone crumbs. The Queen was busy yelling for some head or another to be removed but no one seemed to pay attention to her.

    The woman with half of a body intact and half of a melted body had followed me to the mad tea party. I saw that a little dog was nipping at the woman’s heels. The woman looked at the little dog and then at a girl who had followed the dog and snapped at the girl, “I’ll get you, and your little dog, too!!!”

    “No, no, no, do not hurt my precious Toto,” begged the girl, just as the woman rushed her and tried to pull the ruby slippers off of the girl’s feet. The girl kicked and the dog snapped, and the woman fell backwards.

    “You are a terrible witch,” the girl announced.

    “No, Dorothy, I am a good witch. I am the best…” and, suddenly, the witch melted completely.

    “I am the only Queen here. That was the terrible Queen of Clubs. She has been vanquished.”

    “Oh, no. That was the Wicked Witch of the West,” said Dorothy.

    “Do you dare contradict the Queen of Hearts?! Off with her head! Fetch the executioner! That evil Queen of Clubs disguised herself as a witch, but she was far more rotten than a witch. She was… my enemy. And now, she is gone!!!!!”

    DaveDob was the Wicked Witch of the West, aka the Queen of Clubs.
  3. Day 4#1569

    Thread: Mad Tea Party Mafia!

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    Game Thread I had to leave the tea party to search for...

    I had to leave the tea party to search for facilities after having consumed five cups of tea. I was having trouble finding any at all, and I supposed that playing cards didn’t have to pop to the loo. But when I was ready to give up and look for another adventure, I found what I was looking for. Inside, I saw a very odd looking cat, wearing a hat that was taller than he. His two friends were creatures fashionably attired in tee-shirts that said “thing one” and “thing two.”

    Who could they be? I had never seen things that were quite so active nor had I ever seen a cat with a tall hat. The three of them were chortling gleefully. Then I saw that they were throwing some poor goldfish in the air. They laughed so loudly and with such force that the goldfish told them to stop making such a racket. The goldfish was very insistent and bossy. He plopped into the fishbowl and then leaped out again, fins outstretched, as if to give the strange cat and those two Things a smack upside the head. By accident, however, the goldfish landed in the toilet, which the two Things were inspecting as if they had never seen such a thing. Indoor plumbing. The greatest invention ever. But it was just a toy for two very odd Things.

    At the moment that the goldfish fell in the toilet and was accidentally flushed away by Thing Two, who apparently had never seen a toilet and was busily testing out the handles, the Mad Hatter arrived and announced that it was my turn to pour the tea.

    The Mad Hatter looked at the odd looking cat and said, “I can make a better hat for you.”

    “How rude,” said the cat. “Where is my fish?”

    “It has gone away,” I said. I shooed the Things from the bathroom stall. After I was done, I glanced one more time at the strange scene in the loo. And then, I returned to the tea party, where I sat at yet another seat. It was time to pour the tea, which was a lovely red hibiscus tea. New scones had arrived on the table. Maybe an eternal tea party wasn’t such a bad thing after all.

    The goldfish has been flushed down and is presumed to have died.

    Hallowkat was the missing and presumed deceased goldfish.
  4. Night 3#1566

    Thread: Mad Tea Party Mafia!

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    Game Thread I was sipping tea from yet another teacup after...

    I was sipping tea from yet another teacup after yet another seat change. The dormouse was practically draped over my lap. I tried to get the dormouse to sit up straight and it would for a minute or two before tipping over and landing on my lap again. I couldn't get its attention when I asked it to pass me a crumpet. Finally, I shouted, "I NEED A TRUMPET!" How did that happen? I was thinking "crumpet," but I said "trumpet." Everything here seemed to be upside down, backwards, and even inside out.

    "We gave away the last trumpet a week ago," said the March Hare sadly. He lifted his bone china teacup to his lips and drank noisily.

    "Must you make so much noise?" I asked the March Hare.

    "I must. Oh, look, here comes the Knave of Hearts, and he doesn't look happy," the March Hare said.

    The Knave of Hearts stood in the middle of the croquet field, and all play stopped abruptly. The Queen of Hearts gave the knave a look that could kill quickly and with much head chopping. The Knave made as much of a face as a large playing card could make. Perhaps I really am going mad. The Knave looked as if he was suffering from indigestion.

    Suddenly, a clarion call sounded, and we all rose to our feet abruptly.

    A voice recited loudly, "The Queen of Hearts, she baked some tarts, all on a summer's day. The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts, and took them quite away!"

    "What do you have to say for yourself?" demanded the Queen. "You are charged with Stealing Tarts and with Interrupting the Croquet Game! Your head is forfeit!"

    "Don't I get a trial?" asked the Knave weakly.

    "After you're sentenced, you can have a trial! I sentence you to..."

    "Trial first, sentence afterward!" I blurted out.

    "No, it's sentence first, trial afterwards!" The Queen glared at me with her beady little playing card eyes.

    "Why isn't her head off?" demanded the Queen. "That executioner is so lazy. You just can't get good help these days! You are sentenced to..."

    All of a sudden, the Knave exploded with a big bang, and nothing was left but a huge pile of hard candies. I stared at the candies, startled by the bizarre end of the Knave of Hearts. The candies were swiftly removed from the croquet field, and the game resumed.

    CatgirlMaple has died. She was the Knave of Hearts.
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    I demand a nice pile of snow on Christmas Eve.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zork (#4)
    I demand snowflakes on Christmas Eve.
    I demand a nice pile of snow on Christmas Eve.
  6. Light Thank you, Zork!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Zork (#5)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#3)
    /in
    bastard games are fun, even though 12/12 is not especially desireable. :O
    I changed it to an effectively 36/12 for the first cycle based on your input. Day 1 is 24 hours long. We skip Night 1 and go right into Day 2 since there is no factional kill n1. The odd cop submits manually and gets the result manually early Day 2. Then we go 12/12.
    Thank you, Zork!!!!!!
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    Sticky: Hi. This is MGGM! We are a three-headed hydra,...

    Hi. This is MGGM! We are a three-headed hydra, made up of Michelle, Garden Gnome, and Monstrman!!!!!
  8. Light /in bastard games are fun, even though 12/12 is...

    /in
    bastard games are fun, even though 12/12 is not especially desireable. :O
  9. Day 3#1305

    Thread: Mad Tea Party Mafia!

    by Garden Gnome
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    Game Thread Delicious!!!! Here is your slice! (gnomes like to...

    Quote Originally Posted by Chocolate (#1297)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1291)
    I was so startled by the clarion call and by the sudden appearance of that gigantic playing card, otherwise known as the Queen of Hearts, that I failed to rise to my feet. Well, neither did the Dormouse, but he was snoring in his chair so that was a different matter altogether.

    The Queen looked at me and wrinkled her nose about as a playing card could wrinkle her nose. Suddenly, she yelped, "What are you???"

    What kind of question was that?

    "I am an Alice," I blurted out, not knowing what to say.

    "But what is an Alice? And why are you not standing?" the Queen demanded. I abruptly rose to my feet, and so did the half awake dormouse, who had been roused from his slumber by the racket that the Queen was making.

    "I am a girl, and that's a dormouse."

    "I know what a dormouse is. But a girl is a strange creature. You are some sort of enemy. OFF WITH HER HEAD!' the enormous playing card screamed.

    "What?" I said.

    "Oh, don't worry," mumbled the Dormouse, still sounding half asleep. "She says that all of the time. No one ever gets beheaded."

    "Set up the croquet game when you remove the head of that creature," demanded the Queen, pointing rudely at me. I said nothing, having decided that it would be a bad idea to point out a Queen's rudeness to her, especially after she ordered my head to be separated from my body. I really wasn't in favor of that plan, I must admit.

    Suddenly a four of diamonds approached the Queen, holding a dead hedgehog.

    "Your croquet ball has died. Shall I catch a new one for you?"

    "Why is my croquet ball dead!! Chop off everyone's heads! Fetch the executioner! Head chopping all around!!!!!!"

    Dyachi, whose death was previously announced, was the hedgehog.
    @Garden Gnome tnx 4 the flavour


    Delicious!!!! Here is your slice! (gnomes like to share).
  10. Day 3#1291

    Thread: Mad Tea Party Mafia!

    by Garden Gnome
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    Game Thread I was so startled by the clarion call and by the...

    I was so startled by the clarion call and by the sudden appearance of that gigantic playing card, otherwise known as the Queen of Hearts, that I failed to rise to my feet. Well, neither did the Dormouse, but he was snoring in his chair so that was a different matter altogether.

    The Queen looked at me and wrinkled her nose about as a playing card could wrinkle her nose. Suddenly, she yelped, "What are you???"

    What kind of question was that?

    "I am an Alice," I blurted out, not knowing what to say.

    "But what is an Alice? And why are you not standing?" the Queen demanded. I abruptly rose to my feet, and so did the half awake dormouse, who had been roused from his slumber by the racket that the Queen was making.

    "I am a girl, and that's a dormouse."

    "I know what a dormouse is. But a girl is a strange creature. You are some sort of enemy. OFF WITH HER HEAD!' the enormous playing card screamed.

    "What?" I said.

    "Oh, don't worry," mumbled the Dormouse, still sounding half asleep. "She says that all of the time. No one ever gets beheaded."

    "Set up the croquet game when you remove the head of that creature," demanded the Queen, pointing rudely at me. I said nothing, having decided that it would be a bad idea to point out a Queen's rudeness to her, especially after she ordered my head to be separated from my body. I really wasn't in favor of that plan, I must admit.

    Suddenly a four of diamonds approached the Queen, holding a dead hedgehog.

    "Your croquet ball has died. Shall I catch a new one for you?"

    "Why is my croquet ball dead!! Chop off everyone's heads! Fetch the executioner! Head chopping all around!!!!!!"

    Dyachi, whose death was previously announced, was the hedgehog.
  11. Night 2#1234

    Thread: Mad Tea Party Mafia!

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    Game Thread I had finished my cup of tea and my scone when,...

    I had finished my cup of tea and my scone when, all of a sudden, the Mad Hatter announced that it was time to change seats. He pushed me to my feet. I let him know that was quite rude.

    "Rude?" he asked, sounding offended. "Rude? You are rude, and your hair wants cutting!"

    My hair had made no such demands of me.

    "That is a very personal comment," I told the Mad Hatter, just as the Dormouse tumbled on me, sleeping as he stood. This was getting curiouser and curiouser. I sat on the next chair and poured tea into another teacup. I don't know if the cup was clean or not. Nothing in this strange place seemed to be clean. I took a sip of the tea and accidentally spat it out when I saw a giant mouse in front of me. It was holding a bat that appeared to have passed away.

    "My bat died," announced the mouse, "That was my pet. I want you to make up a poem about a bat."

    "I can't write poetry," I said, staring at the dead bat that looked like an empty shell of itself and not batlike at all.

    "Then sing me a song."

    "Very well. If you insist." I began singing "Twinkle twinkle little star," but the words came out wrong.

    "Twinkle twinkle little bat.
    How I wonder where you're at.
    Up above the world you fly,
    like a tea tray in the sky..."

    "Why did you stop?" squeaked the enormous rodent.

    "Oh, the words don't make any sense. Nothing makes sense! When is the tea party over?"

    "Never!" announced the March Hare. "It is our punishment. Someone said that we were killing time, and the Queen of Hearts sentenced us to an eternal tea party for murdering the time!"

    "Oh, stuff and nonsense," I said, as I sat back on my chair. Suddenly, I heard a clarion call and the announcement for everyone to rise for the Queen. The Queen of Hearts was here, looking like an enormous playing card. This was getting stranger and stranger.

    Marshmallow Marshall (vanilla town) was the bat, who had passed away.
  12. Day 2#648

    Thread: Mad Tea Party Mafia!

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    Game Thread I took a big sip of English breakfast tea. It was...

    I took a big sip of English breakfast tea. It was delicious. But, just as I was getting ready to ask the Mad Hatter to pass me a scone, I heard a voice that sounded somewhat crazed. Then I turned and I saw this large duchess, who was holding a squealing pig. She intoned in a completely mad voice: "Speak harshly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes. For then, he can thoroughly enjoy the pepper when he pleases." At that, the pig began sneezing ceaselessly.

    "Oh! It's no use!" announced the duchess. "I turned him into a pig and still, he sneezes. Well, I suppose that he will be a most tasty pork roast. So delicious. I will take this creature to be slaughtered now. And, of course, pickled in pepper!"

    The duchess ran off, still holding the squirming pig.

    "Stuff and nonsense," I said. The mad hatter was staring at me. His hat fell off. I picked up his hat and asked him for a scone.

    Vanity was the little pig (vanilla town).
  13. Night 1#643

    Thread: Mad Tea Party Mafia!

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    Game Thread I finally got a cup of hot tea, served to me by...

    I finally got a cup of hot tea, served to me by the two of hearts. Two hearts. Quite romantic. It would be great in a book. It would be a book with pictures and conversations. I could happily sit down and read that book. Speaking about sitting and reading, I wonder if my sister has noticed that I left yet. She was really focused on that book.

    But, back to the two of hearts. After the two of hearts served me my tea, the five of clubs got angry and jealous. In a jealous rage, the five of clubs murdered the two of hearts. Curiouser and curiouser.

    Phighter has died. He was the Two of Hearts (vanilla town)
  14. Pregame#3

    Thread: Mad Tea Party Mafia!

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    Game Thread Hi. My name is Alice, and I think that I’m a bit...

    Hi. My name is Alice, and I think that I’m a bit lost. That’s all right because I’m on an adventure. I was sitting by the banks of the creek with my sister, but she had gotten boring because all she was doing was reading this enormous book. I forget what it was called, but it must have had 3,000 pages or more. There weren’t any pictures or conversations in the book. Why would anyone be interested in a book that’s 3,000 pages long, without any pictures or conversations.

    So I took a walk and fell down this deep hole and I was stuck in a room where I kept taste testing cookies. I grew and I shrank and it was very strange indeed. Oh, well. Adventures are very strange indeed.

    After much walking through an unfamiliar place, I came upon a table that was set outside. There were all of these characters sitting at the table and drinking tea. One of them said that he was a March Hare and that his friends were a Mad Hatter and a Dormouse. The Mad Hatter didn’t make any sense. Then he picked up the Dormouse’s head and the Dormouse looked at me for one second, but then his face landed on top of his scone, smashing it. It didn't seem to be very polite. I wanted to tell the Dormouse that it was impolite to sleep at the table, but, then, I was invited to take a place at the table.

    What a strange place this is. I’ve got a plate with a half nibbled scone and a cup of cold tea that someone else came. There are all of these huge playing cards, but they don’t seem to like tea. Some girl just walked by. She clicked her heels and said that there is no place like home. It was all curiouser and curiouser. She said that her name was Dorothy and that she was supposed to go home when her heels clicked together because some man in a booth said so. Well, something like that. Then she walked away. I think that she is quite mad. In fact, everyone is quite mad. Maybe I will get some hot tea soon.
  15. Postgame#673

    Thread: Euro-Friendly Hydra Turbo!

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    Completed It could have been either, now that I think of it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mich-El (#670)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#653)
    Quote Originally Posted by Mich-El (#638)
    GG and Mendel still don't trust me smh
    It was that off wagon vote on D1. It looked scummy.
    We got tricked by a player who killed off her own teammate.
    And the teammate was power scum.
    That was wild scum play.
    It looks scummy or not informed? This you should ask yourself imo. Mich
    It could have been either, now that I think of it.
  16. Postgame#653

    Thread: Euro-Friendly Hydra Turbo!

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    Completed It was that off wagon vote on D1. It looked...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mich-El (#638)
    GG and Mendel still don't trust me smh
    It was that off wagon vote on D1. It looked scummy.
    We got tricked by a player who killed off her own teammate.
    And the teammate was power scum.
    That was wild scum play.
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    Sign-Up I am here!!! Will be ready at two o'clock.

    I am here!!! Will be ready at two o'clock.
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    MS Paint /in to paint!!!!!!!!

    /in to paint!!!!!!!!
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    Sign-Up Will someone please be my hydra partner?

    Will someone please be my hydra partner?
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    Completed I'm a wolf. Feel free to vote me. And then,...

    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#1330)
    @Abraxas
    @Chemist1422
    @Colin
    @Jackofhearts2005
    @Michelle
    @Pilica
    @The Lukundo
    @Trustworthy Liberal
    @Wesmaster160
    @Wildfire
    @Wisdom
    @yurkin

    VOTE. GG. They are ALWAYS A survivor here. They openly claimed wolf. No wolf would do this. Wolves HAVE TO go deep. The survivors are just going for day 3. That's why gg claimed wolf, which means she knows wisdom isn't her survivor partner.
    I'm a wolf.
    Feel free to vote me.
    And then, survivors will win.
    They are in their chat, laughing right now.
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    MS Paint turbo!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by bbt (#370)
    if I were to click the Start a Game button and rand a game in here, do you think it'd end before or after the reveal?
    turbo!!!!!
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    Completed I'll drink that wine that you're pouring. Tastes...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1322)
    Quote Originally Posted by Pilica (#1305)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1304)
    All right.
    I will lsy out my cards for you then.
    You are right.
    I am not town.
    Also I'm not survivor.
    I am mafia.
    We need to put that aside and kill off a survivor.
    Or survivor will win for sure.
    We have a common enemy.
    Let's fight that enemy together.
    I can help you at night.
    But we have to lynch a survivor for that to happen.
    You gonna die another day then. Alright. Someone else wants to claim mafia if we're already at it?

    Lemme try this:
    ##Vote Abraxas
    Abraxas hit the scumteam too hard D1 to be a survivor.

    If he’s a wolf with tmi and GG is telling the truth, she wouldn’t be voting for him.

    Ergo, GG is lying about being a wolf and is actually a survivor, GG decided to claim scum and is now pouring wine by voting a teammate or (and this is the most likely scenario) Abraxas is just town.
    I'll drink that wine that you're pouring.
    Tastes good.
    Why do you think that Abraxas is my scum buddy?
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    Completed That's a good way of avoiding the lynch when you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1313)
    Lolwolves. How many games in a row will they fail to mislynch me before it becomes instinctual wolf knowledge to just never vote Jack.

    That's a good way of avoiding the lynch when you are wolf.
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    Completed Abraxas

    ##Vote Abraxas
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    Completed All right. I will lsy out my cards for you then....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1303)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1302)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1301)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1300)
    I ISOed her yesterday.
    I found nothing remotely townie in her posts.
    She seemed kind of aggressive but not helpful to town.
    And I am not survivor.
    I isoed Yurkin today and found a bunch of reasons to townread her and posted them.

    If the bar is “did something me make me think they’re town” then you haven’t cleared it.
    You are probably right.
    I am just trying to find the survivors.
    They are well on their way to achieving their wincon.
    I am not.
    All I can do is try to stop survivors.
    Can we work together on that?
    None of this does anything to convince me that your suspicions were real.
    All right.
    I will lsy out my cards for you then.
    You are right.
    I am not town.
    Also I'm not survivor.
    I am mafia.
    We need to put that aside and kill off a survivor.
    Or survivor will win for sure.
    We have a common enemy.
    Let's fight that enemy together.
    I can help you at night.
    But we have to lynch a survivor for that to happen.
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    Completed You are probably right. I am just trying to find...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1301)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1300)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1299)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1297)
    All right.
    Well, assuming that you and Yurkin are town, who do you think the survivors are?
    And who do you think we should lynch first?
    Mafia or survivors?
    Nah. Answer the question. Why do you suspect Yurkin? Better iso her to find out eh?
    I ISOed her yesterday.
    I found nothing remotely townie in her posts.
    She seemed kind of aggressive but not helpful to town.
    And I am not survivor.
    I isoed Yurkin today and found a bunch of reasons to townread her and posted them.

    If the bar is “did something me make me think they’re town” then you haven’t cleared it.
    You are probably right.
    I am just trying to find the survivors.
    They are well on their way to achieving their wincon.
    I am not.
    All I can do is try to stop survivors.
    Can we work together on that?
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    Completed I ISOed her yesterday. I found nothing remotely...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1299)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1297)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1296)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1293)
    You've given me no reason to think that you are town and you've given me every reason to think that you are a survivor. You are seeing victory and you like it. But then there is this gnome who is trying to keep you from a happy 3P victory.
    If our roles were switched, you couldn’t stop me anyhow.

    Why on earth would you think Yurkin is a survivor? She’s obvious town unless (and this is super tinfoil that I’m probably never pursuing) the mafia is exactly Quas/Wes/Abraxas/Yurkin.
    All right.
    Well, assuming that you and Yurkin are town, who do you think the survivors are?
    And who do you think we should lynch first?
    Mafia or survivors?
    Nah. Answer the question. Why do you suspect Yurkin? Better iso her to find out eh?
    I ISOed her yesterday.
    I found nothing remotely townie in her posts.
    She seemed kind of aggressive but not helpful to town.
    And I am not survivor.
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    Completed All right. Well, assuming that you and Yurkin...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1296)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1293)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1282)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1261)
    I think that Yurkin and Jack of Hearts may be a survivor team. Or they could be the remaining mafia. Not sure.

    Who is our priority to lynch today: mafia or survivors?

    What happens if no survivors get lynched or deaded in any other ways?
    Based on what?

    You’ve spent a lot of time asking people if they think I’m a baddie and saying I could be a baddie and no time actually saying why you suspect me.
    You've given me no reason to think that you are town and you've given me every reason to think that you are a survivor. You are seeing victory and you like it. But then there is this gnome who is trying to keep you from a happy 3P victory.
    If our roles were switched, you couldn’t stop me anyhow.

    Why on earth would you think Yurkin is a survivor? She’s obvious town unless (and this is super tinfoil that I’m probably never pursuing) the mafia is exactly Quas/Wes/Abraxas/Yurkin.
    All right.
    Well, assuming that you and Yurkin are town, who do you think the survivors are?
    And who do you think we should lynch first?
    Mafia or survivors?
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    Completed Why is it a "fake read"? What do you think I am?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1292)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1290)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#601)
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lukundo (#597)
    Scum. Hunting for a reason why tho. I’m hoping it ain’t just tone.
    I'm also not trying very hard.
    Since your goal is to survive, you don't need to try too hard. Your goal is to blend into the background.

    You are survivor.
    Lol you’re literally isoing me right now trying to justify your fake read after the fact.
    Why is it a "fake read"?
    What do you think I am?
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    Completed You've given me no reason to think that you are...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1282)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1261)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1257)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1241)
    All right. I will have a big chunk of time to play after I come back from my gardening job!!!!
    What do you think of Yurkin, Jack of Hearts, and The Lukundo?
    What are your thoughts on those players?
    I think that Yurkin and Jack of Hearts may be a survivor team. Or they could be the remaining mafia. Not sure.

    Who is our priority to lynch today: mafia or survivors?

    What happens if no survivors get lynched or deaded in any other ways?
    Based on what?

    You’ve spent a lot of time asking people if they think I’m a baddie and saying I could be a baddie and no time actually saying why you suspect me.
    You've given me no reason to think that you are town and you've given me every reason to think that you are a survivor. You are seeing victory and you like it. But then there is this gnome who is trying to keep you from a happy 3P victory.
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    Completed Since your goal is to survive, you don't need to...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#601)
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lukundo (#597)
    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle (#595)
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lukundo (#589)
    You need to learn my spew as well. Poor Michelle got decimated by you for your inability to read my spew
    Even if i were the worst scum, he should have mercy because my Ate was big enough (like over 70 posts )

    Btw, how do you read Jack rn?
    Scum. Hunting for a reason why tho. I’m hoping it ain’t just tone.
    I'm also not trying very hard.
    Since your goal is to survive, you don't need to try too hard. Your goal is to blend into the background.

    You are survivor.
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    Completed This looks like your goal is surviving, not...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#560)
    Imagine needing lessons for how to survive in a mafia game.

    Step 1) Tell jokes
    Step 2) Be decent to mediocre at catching wolves when you're town
    Step 3) Tell more jokes

    This looks like your goal is surviving, not solving.
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    Completed I suspect you of being a survivor. What do you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1282)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1261)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1257)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1241)
    All right. I will have a big chunk of time to play after I come back from my gardening job!!!!
    What do you think of Yurkin, Jack of Hearts, and The Lukundo?
    What are your thoughts on those players?
    I think that Yurkin and Jack of Hearts may be a survivor team. Or they could be the remaining mafia. Not sure.

    Who is our priority to lynch today: mafia or survivors?

    What happens if no survivors get lynched or deaded in any other ways?
    Based on what?

    You’ve spent a lot of time asking people if they think I’m a baddie and saying I could be a baddie and no time actually saying why you suspect me.
    I suspect you of being a survivor.
    What do you think of me?
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    Completed What is the point of lynching me? What do you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1280)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#1278)
    well i guess final 3 wouldn't ever happen with a surv and theres 0 chance she's mafia so nvm
    Why are you voting me?
    What is the point of lynching me? What do you hope to accomplish? Do you think that I am a survivor?
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    Completed Why are you voting me?

    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#1278)
    well i guess final 3 wouldn't ever happen with a surv and theres 0 chance she's mafia so nvm
    Why are you voting me?
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    Completed What do you think of Jack? Do you think that...

    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#1277)
    Do not even consider Yurkin until final 3 imo
    What do you think of Jack?
    Do you think that Jack is survivor?
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    Completed All right.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Lukundo (#1275)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1274)
    Who are the survivors?
    Yurkin?
    Jack of Hearts?
    Jack I agree with, not sure on yurkin
    All right.
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    Completed Who are the survivors? Yurkin? Jack of Hearts?

    Who are the survivors?
    Yurkin?
    Jack of Hearts?
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    Completed Why would you vote a player who claimed VT? Are...

    Quote Originally Posted by Chemist1422 (#1271)
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lukundo (#1269)
    Quote Originally Posted by Pilica (#1268)
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lukundo (#1267)
    I’m citizen.
    So you claim VT? 'Cause there ain't a rb
    Correct
    ##Vote The Lukundo
    Why would you vote a player who claimed VT?
    Are you a survivor?
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    Completed Let's talk about survivors because it's time. If...

    Let's talk about survivors because it's time. If the survivor team makes it through N3 intact, they are on their way to victory. If there is one survivor living at the end of N5, the game is theirs. How about if we kill a survivor?
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    Completed I actually don't know what derp clear means....

    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle (#1262)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1261)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1257)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1241)
    All right. I will have a big chunk of time to play after I come back from my gardening job!!!!
    What do you think of Yurkin, Jack of Hearts, and The Lukundo?
    What are your thoughts on those players?
    I think that Yurkin and Jack of Hearts may be a survivor team. Or they could be the remaining mafia. Not sure.

    Who is our priority to lynch today: mafia or survivors?

    What happens if no survivors get lynched or deaded in any other ways?
    before i'll catch up, is this a derp clear?
    I actually don't know what derp clear means.
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    Completed I think that Yurkin and Jack of Hearts may be a...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1257)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1241)
    Quote Originally Posted by Trustworthy Liberal (#1214)
    Hope GG you can play a little more tomorrow so i can get a read on you my early read was a basic read but with not much more to back this up you've gotta get in here.

    Also as a reminder as i see multiple people mistaking this the only ways to die at night is Anti-Claim or the Town Vig so unless your low PoE or claimed you shouldn't die at night
    All right. I will have a big chunk of time to play after I come back from my gardening job!!!!
    What do you think of Yurkin, Jack of Hearts, and The Lukundo?
    What are your thoughts on those players?
    I think that Yurkin and Jack of Hearts may be a survivor team. Or they could be the remaining mafia. Not sure.

    Who is our priority to lynch today: mafia or survivors?

    What happens if no survivors get lynched or deaded in any other ways?
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    Completed I'll be back after my gardening job with a list...

    I'll be back after my gardening job with a list of the most likely scummies.
    Bye for now.
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    Completed All right. I will have a big chunk of time to...

    Quote Originally Posted by Trustworthy Liberal (#1214)
    Hope GG you can play a little more tomorrow so i can get a read on you my early read was a basic read but with not much more to back this up you've gotta get in here.

    Also as a reminder as i see multiple people mistaking this the only ways to die at night is Anti-Claim or the Town Vig so unless your low PoE or claimed you shouldn't die at night
    All right. I will have a big chunk of time to play after I come back from my gardening job!!!!
    What do you think of Yurkin, Jack of Hearts, and The Lukundo?
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    Completed your undertitle said that you were officially...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1202)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#1186)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackofhearts2005 (#1067)
    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle (#1055)
    i have to thank Pilica for the Jake case, i feel him exactly like in the hydra game where he was scum
    ##Vote Jackofhearts2005


    Read my undertitle.
    So what happens if we vote to lynch you?
    I don't understand the question.
    your undertitle said that you were officially unlynchable.
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    Completed I'm too tired for words. AMA. Let's talk more...

    I'm too tired for words.
    AMA.
    Let's talk more tomorrow.
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    Completed Jackofhearts2005 I see this player as flipping...

    ##Vote Jackofhearts2005
    I see this player as flipping scum.
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    Completed What do you think of Jack as a survivor or do you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Trustworthy Liberal (#1192)
    Quote Originally Posted by Colin (#1191)
    Quote Originally Posted by Trustworthy Liberal (#1189)
    Got delayed after work with helping a friend had an idea but noticed that mafia have access to anti claim and infinite amount of time based in how I read it which is .

    Also still think keeping marl/Wis alive is better then not I have doughts that Wis, is a survivor but unsure.

    Also looking for pairings is very useful for us cause since we don't see flips is we kill one out of the most likely pairs we believe are scum.

    Will be around for alittle while cooking some food up ask me anything that I've missed so far.


    So what's our list of "Survivors"
    I feel like mafia are going to be scared to anti-claim because they die if they're wrong and losing to FPS at this stage would be hilarious.
    Mention it case I was thinking mafia today could mean mass claim but we just insta lose to it if we do that so its a no go.

    Would be funny but like last game no anti claim I my guess.

    Also if you were to name one person a most likely survivor who would it br?
    What do you think of Jack as a survivor or do you think that he might be mafia? Is there any world in which you see him as town?
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    Completed That doesn't sound like a very pleasant living...

    Quote Originally Posted by Wildfire (#1188)
    Quote Originally Posted by Colin (#1182)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wildfire (#1181)
    My mind is fried right now. I forgot how draining moving can be. But I am having fun nonetheless. I always enjoy zork games.
    How are you feeling about the state of the game right now? Do you have any opinions about the wagons yesterday? Have you seen anything today that has left an impression of any kind on you?
    Well, I think it's awesome that we got two wolves in one day/night. I haven't really been able to concentrate here cause all the staff are so flippin loud.

    I thought it odd that the wes wagon took off after I voted it....WOMAN POWER....

    I think that the interaction between Jack and michelle were mostly in my head....

    You know what...I am so wiped...I will address this more tomorrow....I have to go to bed.
    That doesn't sound like a very pleasant living environment.
    Tomorrow, after you're up, could you talk about your opinion of Jack and Yurkin?
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    Completed Isn't anti claim a thing, though?

    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas (#1114)
    Survivors will definitely claim roles to survive. Should we pre-emptively claim right now to make any CCs suspicious?
    Isn't anti claim a thing, though?
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