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  1. Day 3#342

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed if you were ordered to jump off a building, would...

    Quote Originally Posted by insomnia (#337)
    ##Vote Garden Gnome

    following orders
    if you were ordered to jump off a building, would you do so?
  2. Day 3#338

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed lmao

    Quote Originally Posted by lmao (#336)
    ##Vote Garden Gnome
    ##Vote lmao
  3. Day 3#332

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed anyone can be yeeted. Why don't we yeet scum?

    Quote Originally Posted by lmao (#328)
    i think we can yeet gg
    anyone can be yeeted. Why don't we yeet scum?
  4. Day 3#329

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed that's just not paying attention. How is that a...

    Quote Originally Posted by lmao (#325)
    Quote Originally Posted by ejjinami (#322)
    honestly, I won’t be even mad if I’m lynched here
    I’m playing like crap and I don’t think I’m able to do better. Turbos are just not my thing and now I know this for sure


    if I were to bet, I’d bet on lol.......... but I would be lying if I said that I have any good reasons for it
    lol literally died
    do i accept this derpclear
    that's just not paying attention. How is that a derpclear?
  5. Day 3#319

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed that is definitely possible. Who do you think he...

    Quote Originally Posted by lmao (#312)
    insomnia and lendun town imo
    maybe ejji is scum after all... $%#!
    that is definitely possible. Who do you think he is likely to be teamed with?
  6. Day 3#310

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed My reads were atrocious. I have no idea of who...

    My reads were atrocious. I have no idea of who the scum is. Don't snap vote.
  7. Day 2#289

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed well, yes, but I did say that everyone but the...

    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#282)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#274)
    Quote Originally Posted by rofl (#248)
    actually i think i'm just wrong on lend
    ##Vote Garden Gnome

    most of her posts are irrelevant
    asking questions but not giving much of her own thoughts
    I gave a thought.You and lmao are scum. Or you and lend. Or lend and lmao. But most likely you and one of the other two.
    “technically all 9 slots could be scum”

    that isn’t much different to what you’re saying
    well, yes, but I did say that everyone but the three of you is most likely town.
  8. Day 2#280

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed what happened to fecalfeast?

    what happened to fecalfeast?
  9. Day 2#278

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed you're still scum.

    Quote Originally Posted by lmao (#273)
    ##Vote Garden Gnome
    uuuggghhhhhhh
    you're still scum.
  10. Day 2#274

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed I gave a thought.You and lmao are scum. Or you...

    Quote Originally Posted by rofl (#248)
    actually i think i'm just wrong on lend
    ##Vote Garden Gnome

    most of her posts are irrelevant
    asking questions but not giving much of her own thoughts
    I gave a thought.You and lmao are scum. Or you and lend. Or lend and lmao. But most likely you and one of the other two.
  11. Day 2#256

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed He looks scumm, as does lmao. I also see scum...

    Quote Originally Posted by insomnia (#245)
    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#241)
    @insomnia

    do you think rofl/lmao is w/v or v/v?
    I was just considering it, I have no clue

    I think rofl is wolfy /shrug
    He looks scumm, as does lmao. I also see scum potential in lend. Everyone else looks like town, to me.
  12. Day 2#247

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed I am seeing possible scum in rofl and lmao....

    I am seeing possible scum in rofl and lmao.
    Let's go here:
    ##Vote rofl
  13. Day 2#243

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed interesting. actually, this page keeps freezing.

    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#231)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#228)
    Quote Originally Posted by insomnia (#220)
    I think GG still doing well
    What do you think of Lend? and LMAO? Do you see scum there?
    READS, PEOPLE

    ##Vote Garden Gnome
    interesting.
    actually, this page keeps freezing.
  14. Day 2#232

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by FecalFeast (#225)
    Quote Originally Posted by insomnia (#220)
    I think GG still doing well
    Do you think asking a followup question to every post is doing well?
    yes.
  15. Day 2#228

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed What do you think of Lend? and LMAO? Do you see...

    Quote Originally Posted by insomnia (#220)
    I think GG still doing well
    What do you think of Lend? and LMAO? Do you see scum there?
  16. Day 2#222

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed it could be a very effective tactic. So yes, it...

    Quote Originally Posted by rofl (#216)
    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#208)
    Quote Originally Posted by rofl (#202)
    i think at least 1 of {lmao, lend} is scum
    do you really think that I would claim that my scum partner is my n0
    yes, why not?
    i did it once in a normal game and it helped us sweep
    it could be a very effective tactic. So yes, it happens.
  17. Day 2#209

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed which do you think is more likely to be scum?

    Quote Originally Posted by rofl (#202)
    i think at least 1 of {lmao, lend} is scum
    which do you think is more likely to be scum?
  18. Day 2#203

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed fishy post

    Quote Originally Posted by lmao (#197)
    i have the attention span of a goldfish
    fishy post
  19. Day 2#200

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed no u

    Quote Originally Posted by lmao (#194)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#190)
    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#183)
    Quote Originally Posted by lmao (#179)
    n1 ejjinami

    ##Vote lendunistus
    YOu'Re MY N0
    that seems like a strange vote.
    no u
    no u
  20. Day 2#190

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed that seems like a strange vote. :|

    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#183)
    Quote Originally Posted by lmao (#179)
    n1 ejjinami

    ##Vote lendunistus
    YOu'Re MY N0
    that seems like a strange vote.
  21. Day 1#171

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed lendunistus

    ##Vote lendunistus
  22. Day 1#141

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed Um. Probably because you're new & no one knows...

    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#135)
    Quote Originally Posted by ejjinami (#127)
    wait, why is there a wagon on me?
    yes
    Um. Probably because you're new & no one knows your play style yet. Also, there is the sacrifice the new guy approach to turbos.
  23. Day 1#135

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    Completed yes

    Quote Originally Posted by ejjinami (#127)
    wait, why is there a wagon on me?
    yes
  24. Day 1#125

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed what do you think?

    Quote Originally Posted by FecalFeast (#119)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#112)
    Quote Originally Posted by FecalFeast (#96)
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#90)
    meh I don't want to elim the 2 poster yet
    4 poster now, gonna vote me?
    do you want votes?
    Is every post you make going to be a clarifying question about a single post?
    what do you think?
  25. Day 1#121

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed not yet Lend just showed up. How about you?

    Quote Originally Posted by FecalFeast (#105)
    i like your questioning people GG but do you have any early reads?
    not yet Lend just showed up. How about you?
  26. Day 1#112

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed do you want votes?

    Quote Originally Posted by FecalFeast (#96)
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#90)
    Quote Originally Posted by lmao (#84)
    where's lendunistus btw

    ##Vote FecalFeast
    vote
    meh I don't want to elim the 2 poster yet
    4 poster now, gonna vote me?
    do you want votes?
  27. Day 1#101

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed why fecalfeast?

    Quote Originally Posted by lmao (#84)
    where's lendunistus btw

    ##Vote FecalFeast
    vote
    why fecalfeast?
  28. Day 1#87

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed All righty, I am glad that you had fun. What do...

    Quote Originally Posted by lol (#74)
    bakck from mafia chat

    a hearty laugh is very healty for the human body
    All righty, I am glad that you had fun. What do you think of this game?
  29. Day 1#78

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed what makes that vote better?

    Quote Originally Posted by insomnia (#75)
    ##Vote ejjinami

    I think this is better
    what makes that vote better?
  30. Day 1#70

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed are you trying to maintain the flash wagoned...

    Quote Originally Posted by FecalFeast (#63)
    Quote Originally Posted by insomnia (#32)
    oh I see we have a lot of new people

    hi guise i'm usually the n1 around here but I usually get flash wagonned d1
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm


    ##Vote insomnia
    are you trying to maintain the flash wagoned tradition or is there another reason for this vote?
  31. Day 1#65

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed why not?

    Quote Originally Posted by ejjinami (#58)
    Quote Originally Posted by rofl (#52)
    Quote Originally Posted by insomnia (#48)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#44)
    would they laugh even harder in deadchat? Should we pick one of them and vote them off the island?
    townie for GG me thinks
    i agree actually
    why?
    why not?
  32. Day 1#54

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed the flavor could be all jokes. :)

    Quote Originally Posted by rofl (#28)
    i should make an anon game with account names like these ngl
    the flavor could be all jokes.
  33. Day 1#47

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed lmao is laughing even harder.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#43)
    Quote Originally Posted by rofl (#38)
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#34)
    lol and rofl are too busy laughing to participate
    what about lmao? your scumbuddy?
    Literally forgot lmao was in this game. He's probably off laughing too. What do you guys find so funny?
    lmao is laughing even harder.
  34. Day 1#44

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    Completed would they laugh even harder in deadchat? Should...

    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#34)
    lol and rofl are too busy laughing to participate
    would they laugh even harder in deadchat? Should we pick one of them and vote them off the island?
  35. Day 1#36

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed there's no intelligent life down here.

    Quote Originally Posted by insomnia (#26)
    beam me up scotty
    there's no intelligent life down here.
  36. Day 1#29

    Thread: 20.09 12 PM EDT turbo

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    Completed you can laugh here, too, lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by lol (#19)
    brb off to laugh in scumchat
    you can laugh here, too, lol.
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    Completed rofl, lol, &lmao are laughing in scum chat...

    rofl, lol, &lmao are laughing in scum chat already.
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    Completed /in not /n

    /in
    not /n
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    Completed /n

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    ten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Manual /in I should resist. But bastard game. The...

    /in
    I should resist.
    But bastard game.
    The best.
    LOL.
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    Manual Biggest fear: I will get the only vanilla role in...

    Biggest fear: I will get the only vanilla role in the game and will be deaded for being clueless.
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    Manual this s awfully tempting. Will decide soon. :)

    this s awfully tempting. Will decide soon.
  44. Postgame#3808

    Thread: Turbo Invitational

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    Completed I would like to be 3P this time, please. Oh,...

    I would like to be 3P this time, please.
    Oh, wait, there is no 3P.
    The scummies were working on getting me to kill off a townie.
    I actually wanted to shoot insomnia.
    But I got the "you have died" popup, which led me to the graveyard, so I didn't get the chance to shoot anyone.
    That was an error with modbot that should be looked at and fixed.
    Otherwise, it was an entertaining game.
  45. Day 5#3786

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    Completed what a sad image.

    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#3785)
    Quote Originally Posted by awesome5000 (#3782)
    i want to hammer lmao
    kaboom!
    (broken gnome)
    what a sad image.
  46. Day 5#3785

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    Completed kaboom! (broken gnome)

    Quote Originally Posted by awesome5000 (#3782)
    i want to hammer lmao
    kaboom!
    (broken gnome)
  47. Day 5#3784

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    Completed okay, thank you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal (#3781)
    ##Vote Garden Gnome

    glgl
    okay, thank you.
  48. Day 5#3779

    Thread: Turbo Invitational

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    Completed okay. well, for sure, I am town.

    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#3775)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#3771)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#3769)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#3767)
    it is town.
    if you're town then you kill a wolf while selfresolving
    is senorsalt scum?
    i find it incredibly unlikely that both you and salt are town
    okay. well, for sure, I am town.
  49. Day 5#3776

    Thread: Turbo Invitational

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    Completed do you think that salt is scum?

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal (#3773)
    sorry i'm distracted

    basically agree with kat

    reall am sorry if you are town GG but if you are your shot is def set on a wolf so we will end in a fairly good position

    as long as i'm not wrong on poison im pretty sure villa can fairly easily pull this off
    do you think that salt is scum?
  50. Day 5#3774

    Thread: Turbo Invitational

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    Completed she loves attention

    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#3772)
    Quote Originally Posted by Garden Gnome (#3768)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#3766)
    im here

    my cats are being annoying but ill ignore them for 5 minutes
    they wil meow like crazy but it's just five minutes.
    she just wants attention every time i run out to pet her she hides and then cries again
    she loves attention
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