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  1. 4#1557

    Thread: MS Paint Mafia 3

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    Game Thread Trustworthy Liberal has died! Their role was...

    Trustworthy Liberal has died! Their role was Vanilla Townie.

    Role PM for MS Paint Mafia 3

    You are Vanilla Town. You win when all threats to Town have been eliminated.


    Day 5 begins!
  2. Thunderdome happy feet shrek 3

    happy feet
    shrek 3
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    Post 256 Confused Jester The Confused...

    Post 256

    Confused Jester

    The Confused Jester is a third party role that wins when town loses. While the Confused Jester is alive, town is the only faction that can win. If this would lead to a stalemate that is unwinnable for any party, it will be assumed that the non-town faction in the stalemate wins.
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    Game Thread https://i.imgur.com/1PGyTAU.png glgl

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    Experimental no

    Quote Originally Posted by Esooa (#2)
    post cap?
    no
  6. Thunderdome missed round 2, crap ready player one the...

    missed round 2, crap

    ready player one
    the good dinosaur
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    Experimental Top Posts of r/lotrmemes - Signups

    Top Posts of r/lotrmemes (aka an excuse to try my trash setup)



    u/Illustrious_Duty3021

    Sleep is available, but it can only be used once during the game, after which it will no longer be a voting option.
    Votes will be locked when the town must eliminate a member of the mafia.
    When there is a tie between the most voted players, the elimination will be randomly decided between the tied players.
    Majority elimination will be disabled.


    Host: @lendunistus
    Start date/time: 14th of May, Friday, 8am EDT, 2021
    SOD/EOD: Day starts at 8am EDT, ends at 8pm EDT
    Phase lengths: 36/12 hours
    Night chat: Mafia only in their respective channels
    Out Of Thread Communication: Mafia only in their respective channels
    Minimum Post Restriction: At least 5 game-related posts per day or you will be replaced


    1x Town Flagbearer - Starts with the flag. Whenever the player that is currently holding the flag is killed or when the flag is in the hands of a Mafia Goon, Town immediately loses the game and Mafia wins.
    1x Town Flag Receiver - When this player receives the flag, Town immediately wins.
    5x Vanilla Town
    2x Mafia Goon

    Mafia may only use their factional nightkill twice during the game. Once both shots have been used, the game moves to Stage 2.

    Stage 1: Game progresses normally.
    Stage 2: Mafia cannot use their nightkill and flag transfers cannot occur. Night phases will still occur.

    Each night, the current Flagbearer must decide if they want to keep the flag or transfer it to someone else at the end of the night. If they choose to transfer it, they must specify a target. If the target is a Vanilla Townie, the current Flagbearer is vanillaised and the target is turned into the Flagbearer instead. If the target is the Town Flag Receiver, Town wins. If the target is a Mafia Goon, Mafia wins. If the target dies during the same night, the transfer fails and the current Flagbearer keeps their role.

    Flag transfers resolve AFTER the Mafia Factional NK.

    Town wins when both Mafia Goons are eliminated or when the Flag Receiver gets the flag.

    Mafia wins when at least one of these three conditions is met:
    • The Flagbearer is dead
    • A Mafia Goon has the flag
    • Mafia have achieved parity/majority at the start of a phase and the Town Flag Receiver does not have the flag


    1. Empty
    2. Empty
    3. Empty
    4. +9
    1. Empty
    2. Empty
    3. etc.


    Have fun!
  8. 3#1279

    Thread: MS Paint Mafia 3

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    Game Thread Arete has died! Their role was Vanilla Town. ...

    Arete has died! Their role was Vanilla Town.

    Role PM for MS Paint Mafia 3

    You are Vanilla Town. You win when all threats to Town have been eliminated.


    It is now Day 4!
  9. Thunderdome and uh, previous round is uhhhhhh ready player...

    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#12)
    cars 2
    and uh, previous round is uhhhhhh

    ready player one?
  10. Thunderdome cars 2

  11. 2#930

    Thread: MS Paint Mafia 3

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    Game Thread Mantichora has died! Their role was Vanilla...

    Mantichora has died! Their role was Vanilla Townie.

    Role PM for MS Paint Mafia 3

    You are Vanilla Town. You win when all threats to Town have been eliminated.


    Day 3 begins!
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    Thunderdome i’d say we should rule out the leather strap,...

    Quote Originally Posted by SchizoAffected (#30)
    The leather strap might crack like a whip. I dunno if that counts as sudden, though.
    i’d say we should rule out the leather strap, seems more like a suffocation weapon
  14. Postgame#496

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed HELL YES

    HELL YES
  15. Day 4#493

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed yeah i’m still fine with limming this although...

    yeah i’m still fine with limming this
    although leg’s apparent cockiness worries me
  16. Day 4#492

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed :wowee:

    Quote Originally Posted by Legathar (#491)
    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#490)
    jokes aside i’ll probably read mun’s ISO before EOD
    well you better do that quickly
  17. Day 4#490

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed jokes aside i’ll probably read mun’s ISO before...

    jokes aside i’ll probably read mun’s ISO before EOD
  18. Day 4#489

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed it’s what I do

    Quote Originally Posted by Pigjr1 (#486)
    wow very insightful and helpful reasoning
    it’s what I do
  19. Day 1#114

    Thread: Gentry of Turbotage!

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    Completed View Post

    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#106)
    I am so supremely confident in my abilities, and so thunderously calm + relaxed, that I will make a single irrelevant post at SOD then peace out for hours on end. I won't do anything villagery, I won't make any reads, I'll make 49 $%#!posts over the next 35 hours, then once EOD rolls around I'll make an unspecified number of additional $%#!posts. No cogent thought will escape these handsome lips. I will be illogical, haphazard, superfluous, inessential, pointless, redundant, uncalled for, unwarranted, unjustified, and gratuitous. The effen theorem will catch me with my pants betwixt my ankles. I'll vote off-wagon, talk about random nonsense, and make inappropriate japes concerning my relation to wolfchat. I am preemptively declaring any responses to this post "fair enough". I'll complain about a lack of WIM, the cause of which is nebuluous, obscure, and entirely insufficient. I will fabricate excuses and pretend I am busy to avoid posting in this thread, when in fact I will be watching cartoons and eating cheeto puffs in my underwear. More specifically, black boxer-briefs. You can't stop me. You can't mislynch me. You're powerless. I laugh in your face. I'm a villager, therefore I can do whatever the $%#! I want. Go cry in wolfchat, you big baby. While you're poring over the thread, searching for any clue at all to help you in the seer hunt, know that I am still watching those cartoons and eating those cheeto puffs, nary a care in the world. My armpits are bone dry. I'm a villager, what are you going to do about it? Nothing; you will do nothing about it, because that's all you can do. Ligma. What's ligma? Ligma balls.

    ##Vote Sleep
  20. Day 1#106

    Thread: Gentry of Turbotage!

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    Completed I am so supremely confident in my abilities, and...

    I am so supremely confident in my abilities, and so thunderously calm + relaxed, that I will make a single irrelevant post at SOD then peace out for hours on end. I won't do anything villagery, I won't make any reads, I'll make 49 $%#!posts over the next 35 hours, then once EOD rolls around I'll make an unspecified number of additional $%#!posts. No cogent thought will escape these handsome lips. I will be illogical, haphazard, superfluous, inessential, pointless, redundant, uncalled for, unwarranted, unjustified, and gratuitous. The effen theorem will catch me with my pants betwixt my ankles. I'll vote off-wagon, talk about random nonsense, and make inappropriate japes concerning my relation to wolfchat. I am preemptively declaring any responses to this post "fair enough". I'll complain about a lack of WIM, the cause of which is nebuluous, obscure, and entirely insufficient. I will fabricate excuses and pretend I am busy to avoid posting in this thread, when in fact I will be watching cartoons and eating cheeto puffs in my underwear. More specifically, black boxer-briefs. You can't stop me. You can't mislynch me. You're powerless. I laugh in your face. I'm a villager, therefore I can do whatever the $%#! I want. Go cry in wolfchat, you big baby. While you're poring over the thread, searching for any clue at all to help you in the seer hunt, know that I am still watching those cartoons and eating those cheeto puffs, nary a care in the world. My armpits are bone dry. I'm a villager, what are you going to do about it? Nothing; you will do nothing about it, because that's all you can do. Ligma. What's ligma? Ligma balls.

    ##Vote Sleep
  21. Day 1#96

    Thread: Gentry of Turbotage!

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    Completed It's not me. It will never be me. At any interval...

    It's not me. It will never be me. At any interval in which you thought "lend might be 3p" erase it from your memory banks because it might as well not even exist. People will remember me not as the person who played mafia, rather the person who wasn't 3p. I don't care if I never make any other significant accomplishment on MU as long as people understand that in this game I will never flip 3p. I want it written on my tombstone and I want it passed down my generation so if by chance my offspring plays Mafia you are all reminded of the time you lynched me and I wasn't 3p. Under no circumstance in this game will I ever flip 3p. When the world undergoes heat death millions of years from now and the last star burns out and existence itself is torn asunder, somewhere in the desolated cosmos there will be my last reverberations spreading far and wide that I was never 3p.
  22. Day 1#81

    Thread: Gentry of Turbotage!

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    Completed I know I don't have much weight on this, but......

    Quote Originally Posted by lol (#76)
    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#69)
    Whether this is bastard or not is beyond you and me. This is simply inexcusable for any host to do, regardless of background. How can I enjoy this game when it's all anime? Everything is anime. This game is anime. My rand is anime. I hate anime. I simply cannot imagine a world where anime exists. Anime is a plague that has infected this land. Anime is a curse, and it has infected you. I will let everyone at Flow know about this. Your credibility as a host has been ruined. Enjoy your wacko account on FurAffinity, because you're not surviving much longer. I will wipe the $%#! out of you with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this earth. MafiaScum is gonna enjoy this. At no point did anyone ever ask for an anime game, and yet you have ruined this paradise. How can I enjoy my bulletproof bodyguard unjester rand now? The only thing left is ligma. What's ligma? Ligma balls.

    My rand is wolf and I am subbing the $%#! out.
    ok
    I know I don't have much weight on this, but... you're biased AS HELL. I'm not scum hunting as much as I'd like to because I lack time (screw real life and the pandemic...), and it's hard to hunt with the amount of constant pushes at me for CRAP reasons (you didn't like my "interesting", and since then you began throwing everything you could at me...). If you weren't death tunneling me, you would notice that I'm trying to do my townie's job EVEN THOUGH I'M BUSY AND PRESSURED TO DEFEND MYSELF. You would also notice that me expressing a townread on Trenton and just showing how KZA misread a post (that's not debatable, just read the damn quote AXIS) is me doing what town SHOULD do, instead of instantly thinking I'm pulling some sort of damn machiavellian scheme.
    You're like those people in Ancient Aliens saying that if there's something common between human cultures, it's because AlIeNs CrEaTeD uS instead of just going with the more plausible, less far-fetched hypothesis: evolution and the common branch between all humans who originated from Africa. Now don't get me wrong, I think you're a very capable player and actually like you. I'm just fed up with your death tunnel that takes up time, energy and posts. REEVALUATE.
  23. Day 1#72

    Thread: Gentry of Turbotage!

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    Completed My alignment is town power. My ability is a bit...

    My alignment is town power. My ability is a bit complicated, so bear with me. If any of the members of the Mafia know anything about Epic Mafia, they'll likely know that killing me is a great idea for them.

    During the day, I can choose to "dispel all light", causing the day to end with a noyeet. I can do this once.
    Each night, I can choose to "dispel all darkness" and some bull$%#! like that. What this does it redirects all activated abilities being used that night onto myself. Whether I activate or not, I will know which roles visited me that night (in this case I had "vampire", "escort", and "consigliere").
    Once during the game, I can make myself completely immune to all abilities/death/yeet for the two phases thereafter.
    If I am voted up, and brought to a majority, I will know exactly how many townies voted for me, the yeet is cancelled, and the day ends.

    If I die, the next day phase is skipped, meaning there are two consecutive nights. Between those nights, all non-town players may vote to have a currently alive player killed, ignoring protection/immunity.

    Thunal33 has to be a Arsonist, and wants me yeeted because he read up on the Epic Mafia role, from which I am based.
  24. Day 1#69

    Thread: Gentry of Turbotage!

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    Completed Whether this is bastard or not is beyond you and...

    Whether this is bastard or not is beyond you and me. This is simply inexcusable for any host to do, regardless of background. How can I enjoy this game when it's all anime? Everything is anime. This game is anime. My rand is anime. I hate anime. I simply cannot imagine a world where anime exists. Anime is a plague that has infected this land. Anime is a curse, and it has infected you. I will let everyone at Flow know about this. Your credibility as a host has been ruined. Enjoy your wacko account on FurAffinity, because you're not surviving much longer. I will wipe the $%#! out of you with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this earth. MafiaScum is gonna enjoy this. At no point did anyone ever ask for an anime game, and yet you have ruined this paradise. How can I enjoy my bulletproof bodyguard unjester rand now? The only thing left is ligma. What's ligma? Ligma balls.

    My rand is wolf and I am subbing the $%#! out.
  25. Day 1#31

    Thread: Gentry of Turbotage!

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    Completed birth of a copypasta

    Quote Originally Posted by Wisdom (#20)
    I'm honestly sick of misyeeting Thunal33 because I can't read her.

    There's only one way to solve this.

    ##Vote Wisdom
    birth of a copypasta
  26. Day 1#18

    Thread: Gentry of Turbotage!

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    Completed dayvig this is outed mafia can you shoot right...

    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#13)
    Quote Originally Posted by Kajot (#9)
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#6)
    First!
    I know you're mafia, time to admit it
    no I'm really town this time
    dayvig this is outed mafia can you shoot right now pls thx
  27. Day 1#14

    Thread: Gentry of Turbotage!

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    Completed 13, actually

    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#11)
    i'm tired and I have 10 tabs open in my browser
    13, actually
  28. Day 1#11

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    Completed i'm tired and I have 10 tabs open in my browser

    i'm tired and I have 10 tabs open in my browser
  29. Day 4#485

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed oh wait we still have 24 hours

    oh wait we still have 24 hours
  30. Day 4#484

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed KnightsofCydonia if this flips green, can you...

    @KnightsofCydonia if this flips green, can you please just end the game and declare it a mafia win
  31. Day 4#483

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed ok sure

  32. Day 4#482

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed i’m just sheeping catgode for the most part tbh ...

    i’m just sheeping catgode for the most part tbh

    AMA i guess
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    Sign-Up maybe

  34. Day 4#438

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed doc should claim right about now i’m a VT

    doc should claim right about now

    i’m a VT
  35. 1#540

    Thread: MS Paint Mafia 3

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    Game Thread neopest has died. Their role was Town Motion...

    neopest has died. Their role was Town Motion Detector.

    Role PM for MS Paint Mafia 3

    You are Town Motion Detector. You win when all threats to Town have been eliminated.

    Town Motion Detector

    As Town Motion Detector, you have access to the Motion Detect Night Action. Motion Detecting another player will detect any motion surrounding that player that Night. If they visit someone or were visited by someone else, you will detect motion. If they did not visit anyone and were not visited by anyone, you will not detect motion. You will not learn what type of Night Action was used on or by your target or who used those actions. Submit your Night Action each night by PMing lendunistus. You may change your target as many times as you want. The last action submitted will be used.

    If you do not submit an action, you will forego your action on that night.


    It is now Day 2!
  36. Day 4#437

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed so we do this MunuViRum

    so we do this

    ##Vote MunuViRum
  37. it’s available in quick reply too iirc unless...

    Quote Originally Posted by KnightsofCydonia (#11)
    Is this available in quick reply mode or advanced only?

    Another thought just came to mind: is this feature enabled outside of mafia games? It'd make drumming up ping lists in walruses and other Other Games games easier.
    it’s available in quick reply too iirc

    unless you want to go through the trouble of randing a game in modbot, unfortunately no
  38. Day 3#430

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed if cat flips green, mun dies no matter what ...

    if cat flips green, mun dies no matter what

    @Legathar please at least log in and check the thread tomorrow
  39. Day 3#422

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed honestly I think our best course of action is to...

    Quote Originally Posted by catgode (#420)
    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#419)
    Quote Originally Posted by catgode (#418)
    ##Vote catgode i cant believe hes gonna win saying $%#! like that christ
    you’re clearly pissed off

    but it’s not F3
    because youre totally gonna vote someone whos not legathar d4 obviously
    honestly I think our best course of action is to lim you today and if you flip town, we lim mun
    basically it
  40. Day 3#419

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed you’re clearly pissed off but it’s not F3

    Quote Originally Posted by catgode (#418)
    ##Vote catgode i cant believe hes gonna win saying $%#! like that christ
    you’re clearly pissed off

    but it’s not F3
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    SHEEP sure, in

    sure, in
  43. Day 1#280

    Thread: MS Paint Mafia 3

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    Game Thread Since a couple players have already broken this...

    Since a couple players have already broken this rule (by mistake, I assume):

    This is a friendly reminder that images have a word limit of 25 words each. GIFs/videos don’t have such a limit.

    Thanks!

  44. Day 3#392

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed plus, cat’s legathar townread without any real...

    plus, cat’s legathar townread without any real substance oozes TMI
  45. Day 3#391

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed and if a bus HAD occurred, why would I, a...

    Quote Originally Posted by lendunistus (#390)
    I want every one of my voters to answer one question

    why would I bus esooa on day 2 with catgode and one of the low posters being a viable mislim AND there being a guaranteed PR death on the way

    just think about it
    and if a bus HAD occurred, why would I, a notorious slanker, be doing the bussing
  46. Day 3#390

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed I want every one of my voters to answer one...

    I want every one of my voters to answer one question

    why would I bus esooa on day 2 with catgode and one of the low posters being a viable mislim AND there being a guaranteed PR death on the way

    just think about it
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    MS Paint feel free to move us to a describe slot if...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dawoodle (#44)
    Quote Originally Posted by roro__b (#41)
    @lendunistus @Dawoodle in to paint or describe or either?
    I think paint, but willing to describe if necessary. Lend can confirm.
    feel free to move us to a describe slot if there’s a shortage but otherwise, paint
  48. Day 3#380

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed catgode

    ##Vote catgode
  49. Day 3#379

    Thread: Not Dead Yet Mafia

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    Completed elimming catgode would probably be a good idea...

    elimming catgode would probably be a good idea right now

    if catgode/esooa wasn't a thing, it wouldn't make sense for esooa's teammate to bus her when there were already a couple of fine mislim options available
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    Game Thread MS Paint Mafia 3

    MS Paint Mafia 3


    Sleep is an option.
    Votes will be locked when the town must eliminate a member of the mafia.
    When there is a tie between the most voted players, the elimination will be randomly decided between the tied players.
    Majority elimination will be enabled starting from D2.


    Hosts: @lendunistus
    Start date/time: 26th of April, 1pm EDT, 2021
    SOD/EOD: 1PM EDT
    Phase lengths: 48/24 hours
    Night chat: Mafia only in their respective channels
    Out Of Thread Communication: Mafia only in their respective channels
    Posting Stuff: Players are allowed no more than 50 characters for posts that use words and 10 posts that use words per day. Images and videos are allowed freely, however, images have a word limit of 25 words. 5 posts minimum per day.


    Town Treestump Mailman - Each night, may target a player to send them an image of the Mailman's choosing. After death, they will lose their vote and ability and they will count as a dead villager for parity purposes, but they will still be able to post in the game thread.
    Town Motion Detector - May "detect motion" around one player every night. If the target visits anyone, gets visited or both, the Motion Detector will get a "You detected motion" result. Otherwise, they will get a "You did not detect motion" result.
    8x Vanilla Town

    Mafia Tracker - May track one player each night. If the target visits anyone that night, the Tracker will know who they visited. Otherwise, the Tracker receives a "Your target did not visit anyone" result.
    2x Mafia Goon


    1. TripleHaven
    2. Garden Gnome
    3. shad2810
    4. Mantichora
    5. Dawoodle
    6. Bunnelby
    7. Nightmerp
    8. lol
    9. Ren4977
    10. marry
    11. Arete
    12. Kliff
    13. ComicallyLongUsername


    Have fun!
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