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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaleb (#50)
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    Do you play any kind of board/card games? If so, which?
    I do.

    I play most board games.

    I really like catch phrase which isn't a board game in that it has no board, but I include it in the category.

    I like axis and allies, and risk type games.

    I enjoy settlers and the new wave of board games from the past 5-10 years, but I am not as crazy about them as other people are.

    There is a card/board game called "Pit" that is also very good.

    I played quite a bit of poker back in the day. I never got really good at it, but I was good enough to make 1 to 1.5 BB an hour in 8-16 texas limit games before 8-16+ dried up in cali and you had to play no limit or 4-8 games. I was kinda a limit specialist because I love going all in too much to be good at no limit, and in limit decisions are directed by math and pot size way more often than no limit.
    It all kitchen table or a game store?

    Ever tried tournaments in any of these games?
    mostly kitchen table or at school. For got I played magic the gathering from like 2nd to 12th grade.

    I played most of my axis and allies online years ago with a MMR system. I was ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewGreve (#9)
    If I wasnt a human I would prob want to be something with a few days life span, because it would suck to not be human.

    Google told me I would want to be a mayfly
    Can I pretend that Google tells you you would want to be a mosquito so that I can ask you a hypothetical question?

    If you were a mosquito (you have to pretend you're a female mosquito here) do you think you would take the philosophical approach and GnR song of "live and let live", and choose to feed mostly on livestock and wildlife surrounding your stagnant pool of a home, or would you be the vengeful kind of mosquito who would purposely try to infect those human bastards with malaraia simply out of spite of the fact that they get to be human whilst you are only a mosquito?
    "All the world will be your enemy, Prince With A Thousand Enemies"

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    Quote Originally Posted by El-ahrairah (#52)
    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewGreve (#9)
    If I wasnt a human I would prob want to be something with a few days life span, because it would suck to not be human.

    Google told me I would want to be a mayfly
    Can I pretend that Google tells you you would want to be a mosquito so that I can ask you a hypothetical question?

    If you were a mosquito (you have to pretend you're a female mosquito here) do you think you would take the philosophical approach and GnR song of "live and let live", and choose to feed mostly on livestock and wildlife surrounding your stagnant pool of a home, or would you be the vengeful kind of mosquito who would purposely try to infect those human bastards with malaraia simply out of spite of the fact that they get to be human whilst you are only a mosquito?
    If I was self aware and also aware of how much better being human was I would prob be depressed and struggle to care enough to eat in general.

    otherwise I would eat whatever provided the best and easiest meal.

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    Would you ever eat duck-billed platypus, if somebody offered it to you? As a human, I mean - not a mosquito.
    Last edited by El-ahrairah; July 17th, 2019 at 05:28 PM.
    "All the world will be your enemy, Prince With A Thousand Enemies"

    Jackofhearts2005: El analyses every single Achro post and gives the whole thing a massive scumread. Achro replies with one sentence and a frowny face. This game is over.

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    What is the optimal way to 'clean up' after going 'number 2'?

    Sitting or Standing?

    *edit* Asking for a friend
    Last edited by Frog; July 17th, 2019 at 06:15 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El-ahrairah (#54)
    Would you ever eat duck-billed platypus, if somebody offered it to you? As a human, I mean - not a mosquito.
    as long as it was safe to eat. I know they are poisonous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frog (#55)
    What is the optimal way to 'clean up' after going 'number 2'?

    Sitting or Standing?

    *edit* Asking for a friend
    baby wipes, standing or sitting

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewGreve (#57)
    Quote Originally Posted by Frog (#55)
    What is the optimal way to 'clean up' after going 'number 2'?

    Sitting or Standing?

    *edit* Asking for a friend
    baby wipes, standing or sitting
    Sorry that was a $#@! question

    Do you have a go-to joke you tell at parties?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frog (#58)
    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewGreve (#57)
    Quote Originally Posted by Frog (#55)
    What is the optimal way to 'clean up' after going 'number 2'?

    Sitting or Standing?

    *edit* Asking for a friend
    baby wipes, standing or sitting
    Sorry that was a $#@! question

    Do you have a go-to joke you tell at parties?
    I tend to be more of a conversationalist and create humor from playing off the conversation. I am terrible at jokes.

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    What do you like most about playing werewolf?

    What are your favorite foods?

    Do you have any pets?

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    How many inches is your penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewGreve (#36)
    Quote Originally Posted by BATMAN (#30)
    @AndrewGreve is that you and your Gf or wife? What’s the deal with that pic?
    That is my wife and I on our honeymoon. It is about 4 years old. She looks the same, but I put on 30 lbs from the 3 pregnancies.
    What's the story behind how you met each other?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keldeo (#60)
    What do you like most about playing werewolf?

    What are your favorite foods?

    Do you have any pets?
    1) That feeling when you were exactly correct. A close second is imagining all the things people in dvc are saying(when in reality they are saying nothing)

    2)Individual dish would be a toss up between sushi and steak but if I was suddenly required to eat only one ethnic food for the rest of my life it would be Mexican food with no hesitation. Steak and sushi barely edge out like 8 mexican dishes.

    3) I grew up in a weird place in southern california. It was equestrian neighborhoods and cattle ranches where I lived but city in all directions outside of my city. Mira Loma was actually the highest cattle per sq mile of anywhere in the country when I was a kid. When you were coming home you could smell when you were close. So I grew up on a mini farm in an equestrain housing track. We had horse trails instead of sidewalks and we had a whole bunch of pets my entire childhood.

    6 horses
    4 goats
    dozen or so chickens and a mean ass rooster
    dozen or so quackless ducks(they were pretty chill I liked them)
    2 peacocks(mean $#@!ers I hate them)
    2 sheep
    raised and slaughtered a few pigs
    6 dogs
    3 cats
    fish tank
    a rabbit
    2 parakeet

    these numbers varied a little over the years but pretty accurate guess from 5 years old to 16 years old.

    I had to feed and water every morning and night. My brother as well but he moved out when I was 11ish. Plus picking up the poop.

    For some reason outside chores were boys chores, so my dad ,my brother, and me all did the outside stuff, but I also had inside chores. I guess I never did laundry and rarely did dishes. Still cleaned floors, toilets, and everything else when it was my turn. My mother was a clean freak so I even had to dust the firewood in the fireplace in the summer.

    This answer turned into a much larger scope than if I have pets, lol, but I guess to me pets = work and chores so I have no pets now.

    I also traveled a bunch before I had kids and pets deserve more attention than I would have been able to give them. I will get a dog or two once the kids are older.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seththeking (#61)
    How many inches is your penis?
    kinda a weird question since this forum is full of kids. Luk close your eyes

    I'll just PG it up and say extraordinarily average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frog (#62)
    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewGreve (#36)
    Quote Originally Posted by BATMAN (#30)
    @AndrewGreve is that you and your Gf or wife? What’s the deal with that pic?
    That is my wife and I on our honeymoon. It is about 4 years old. She looks the same, but I put on 30 lbs from the 3 pregnancies.
    What's the story behind how you met each other?
    good question. The short answer is I met her at the beach.


    I was at the beach with my 2 roommates and my family. My wife at the time lived like 10 mins from the beach and was there celebrating her high school graduation(I was 24 so a super creeper)

    I wanted to play football but we only had 3 guys and I saw this mob of people so I went over and asked if they wanted to play. They said yes but then ALL of them came so we ended up 20 on 20 or something ridiculous like that. My wife was on the other team and I was flirting with her a little bit while we played.

    Well I was a 24 yo badass that knows how to play vs a bunch of 18 and 17 yo kids that werent that into sports, so I looked AMAZING. one handed behind the back catches(cuz my QB couldnt throw), jukes stiff arms the whole bit. Smashed my roommate while on D and was the only person to score a touchdown. So when the game ended all theses guys I just met were chanting MVP MVP and invited me to their firepit for smores(my family had already gone home).

    So I went to their party and asked my wife for her number and she said, "maybe later". Well the whole group was getting together for a photo for their graduation and the hollered at me, "Hey Andrew! get in here!" so I pose in their graduation photo. Over the course of the next few hours I asked my wife 4 times for her phone number and she said, "maybe later" 4 times. At the end of the night she told me to find her on facebook.

    Let me tell you I was disappointed on the way home. super grumpy and my roommates were just saying,"If she doesnt want it forget her". So I went home with no number.

    The next day all the guys from football tagged me in the grad photo along with my wife. I messaged her and said I was having a beach party in a week, and invited her along. She said yes so I told my roommates, "we got to plan a beach part FAST"

    at the beach party I asked her out on a romantic date and kissed her. The end.

    Later I found out my wife was trying to play hard to get(because she didnt want her friends to think she gave out her number to easily, and because she thought I was a "player") and found me on FB before I found her.
    Last edited by AndrewGreve; July 18th, 2019 at 11:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewGreve (#65)
    Quote Originally Posted by Frog (#62)
    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewGreve (#36)
    Quote Originally Posted by BATMAN (#30)
    @AndrewGreve is that you and your Gf or wife? What’s the deal with that pic?
    That is my wife and I on our honeymoon. It is about 4 years old. She looks the same, but I put on 30 lbs from the 3 pregnancies.
    What's the story behind how you met each other?
    good question. The short answer is I met her at the beach.


    I was at the beach with my 2 roommates and my family. My wife at the time lived like 10 mins from the beach and was there celebrating her high school graduation(I was 24 so a super creeper)

    I wanted to play football but we only had 3 guys and I saw this mob of people so I went over and asked if they wanted to play. They said yes but then ALL of them came so we ended up 20 on 20 or something ridiculous like that. My wife was on the other team and I was flirting with her a little bit while we played.

    Well I was a 24 yo badass that knows how to play vs a bunch of 18 and 17 yo kids that werent that into sports, so I looked AMAZING. one handed behind the back catches(cuz my QB couldnt throw), jukes stiff arms the whole bit. Smashed my roommate while on D and was the only person to score a touchdown. So when the game ended all theses guys I just met were chanting MVP MVP and invited me to their firepit for smores(my family had already gone home).

    So I went to their party and asked my wife for her number and she said, "maybe later". Well the whole group was getting together for a photo for their graduation and the hollered at me, "Hey Andrew! get in here!" so I pose in their graduation photo. Over the course of the next few hours I asked my wife 4 times for her phone number and she said, "maybe later" 4 times. At the end of the night she told me to find her on facebook.

    Let me tell you I was disappointed on the way home. super grumpy and my roommates were just saying,"If she doesnt want it forget her". So I went home with no number.

    The next day all the guys from football tagged me in the grad photo along with my wife. I messaged her and said I was having a beach party in a week, and invited her along. She said yes so I told my roommates, "we got to plan a beach part FAST"

    at the beach party I asked her out on a romantic date and kissed her. The end.

    Later I found out my wife was trying to play hard to get(because she didnt want her friends to think she gave out her number to easily, and because she thought I was a "player") and found me on FB before I found her.
    THAT'S AWESOME!!!!

    Also super alpha hahaha

    That's such a great way to make a first impression

    I'm glad it worked out!!
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    SO how do I get someone new

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    if you could be made of any food, what is it and why?

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    also post a fantastic gif for us

    actually two, one animated and one not

    gifs you like
    Last edited by CrimsonFox; July 19th, 2019 at 08:17 PM.

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    @CrimsonFox is up next everyone.

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