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    Recipe Thread

    Mafia Universe Cook Book


    Do you have a recipe that you want to share with us? Now's the chance to show off your cooking skills!

    There was a nice discussion at the end of the September D6 light game about various recipes. I thought it would be nice to make an official thread where you can share your recipes.

    I'll keep this thread updated!

    Cook Book:

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    1 tablespoon of minced garlic
    1 can of tomato sauce
    1 tablespoon of bay leaves
    1 teaspoon of oregano
    1/2 teaspoon of onion powder

    Heat your garlic in a skillet over medium high heat, cook your garlic to just before carmelization. Add tomato sauce, and then the other ingredients. Keep warm. Makes enough sauce for about 3 12" pizzas if you are anything like me.



    1 Bunch of Cilantro
    2 lbs of tomatoes
    1 16oz jar of Mezzeta Jalapeños
    2 Juiced limes

    Drain the Jalapeños of their vinegar brine. Chop up all ingredients, add the lime juice. (This recipe omits onions due to an onion allergy in the family. Add half a sweet onion if desired)
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    Thanks @Logic! This thread is already making me hungry.
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    Here’s one from @bbt

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    put egg and water in pot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chemist1422 (#4)
    Here’s one from @bbt

    Egg

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    now you have Boiled Egg. serve while hot
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    I love to cook, but there's nothing I make that hasn't been hijacked from the internet somewhere.

    Probably my biggest thing right now is homemade hummus. I bring a batch of it to work each week for lunches.

    The spice mix I put in it isn't something I can regurgitate without looking, but the base is really simple and you can flavor it however you want.

    You'll need a blender and a lot of sesame seeds. I get the Sushi Chef 4oz jars because they proprtion out right to two cans of chick peas. Toast those bitches and grind 'em up with 4 tbsp of oil. I use avacado, but olive oil should be fine. Should make about half a cup.

    My blender can only handle half at a time but you can probably do it all at once with a bigger one:

    Blend 1/4 cup of the tahini with a generous 1/4 cup of lemon juice. Blend that with two tbsp olive oil, a glob of diced garlic (I probably use 2 tsp?), 1/2 tsp of cumin, and I add about 3/4 tsp of my spice mix. Once that's all mixed up, blend it with a can of chick peas. Set aside, repeat with the rest of the tahini, gg.
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    I was summoned!

    Cooking you say? I can contribute to this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hallia (#8)
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    Cooking you say? I can contribute to this.
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    Mema's Fudge Recipe

    4 1/2 cups sugar
    2 sticks butter
    1 large can of evaporated milk
    12 oz semi-sweet chocolate morsels (don't go milk chocolate, they're too sweet)
    2 tsp vanilla extract
    1/2 standard jar of peanut butter


    It's super simple, you take the sugar, butter, evaporated milk, and chocolate morsels and dump it all into a pot

    Turn your heat to medium and start your stirring. Stir it until it starts to boil, then stir it 13 minutes more.

    Take it off the heat and stir in the vanilla and peanut butter until it's well blended and immediately dump it into a 9x13 casserole dish, you gotta be quick or it'll start to set. once it's cool enough to cut, you can cut it into pieces and mail it out store it in a cool place, but it doesn't need to be refrigerated.

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    Chocolate Coffee Poke Cake

    Eh, I'm lazy here's it written:


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    While not my own creation, I have made these Oven-Baked Sheet Pan Chicken Fajitas before and they're delicious!


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    Bacon Deviled Eggs

    Mash 6 hard-boiled egg yolks, 2 tablespoons mayonnaise or yogurt, 1 1/2 teaspoons spicy mustard, 1/2 teaspoon lemon juice, 1 teaspoon relish and 1/2 teaspoon paprika. Fill the egg whites with the yolk mixture. Top with chopped chives and crumbled cooked bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chemist1422 (#4)
    Here’s one from @bbt

    Egg

    put egg and water in pot
    boil it
    now you have Boiled Egg. serve while hot
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    Super Easy Shrimp and Grits

    Ingredients:

    3 cups chicken broth
    1 cup uncooked grits
    1/2 tsp salt
    1/4 tsp pepper
    2 tbsp butter
    1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
    6 slices bacon
    2 pounds shrimp, peeled and deveined
    1 tbsp lemon juice
    2tsp Worcestershire sauce
    2tbsp fresh parsley, chopped
    6 green onions, chopped
    2 garlic cloves, minced



    Step 1
    Bring chicken broth to a boil over medium-high heat; stir in grits. Cook, stirring occasionally, 5 to 7 minutes or until thickened. Remove from heat; stir in salt and next 3 ingredients. Set aside, and keep warm.

    Step 2
    Cook bacon in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat 3 minutes or until crisp; remove bacon from pan.

    Step 3
    Cook shrimp in same pan over medium-high heat 3 minutes or until almost pink, stirring occasionally. Add lemon juice and next 4 ingredients, and cook 3 minutes. Crumble and stir in bacon.

    Step 4
    Spoon grits onto individual plates or into shallow bowls; top with shrimp mixture. Serve immediately.

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    Here's one for lessening your climate anxiety: Homemade oat milk.

    Needed: Mixer. Water. Oats. Salt. (A way to make deciliter into whatever you use over at your place).

    Pour 1 liter water, 3dl oats and a tiny bit salt into the mixer.

    Blend for 3 minutes.

    Filter (small holes needed).

    Done!

    Depending on your filter it might get too thick to drink in a glass, but works perfect in foods and cakes instead of cow milk!
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