Mafia Universe's Christmas Calendar 2019 [Game Thread]

[Phighter]

So a note that should be of interest
So settle down and stop looking at Pinterest
Fable's number has been discussed as twenty one
However in a bit I do find unfun
His number is actually eighteen
Or at least that's what I've been told
And the fact that there's been bold
Claims going on from Frog and more
Makes me think we all have the wrong door

So to our soggy bottom boys
I think we should look for new toys
I'm curious to see what will occur
When someone votes to stir
So here's a vote for door number four
Step forward unless you want us to see behind your door

##Vote Door #4

[Phighter]

Eighteen and unfun do not rhyme
Ffs Phighter get it right next time

[bbt]

##Vote Door #4

idk if we can vote at night but it's fine
maybe I'll try to rhyme some other time

[mendel]

P#37 P#23
number six must be a door quite magical
if it is open, it'll be quite tragical
two elves at once will lose their home
because bbt and jaleb both claimed six as their own
I do entertain a suspicion delicious:
it seems like both claims here could well be fictitious!

[Logic]

It occurs to me that this game's posts are editable
Which makes this game the not quite indelible
We shall hope to account for the host's omission
And hope to see the rules have an addition.

[LanMisa]

I just forgot this door of mine
But since I play for memes it's fine.

[Logic]

As my vote doesn't rhyme, it's contained in a box
But having it hidden isn't a pox.
In full view I now vote for thee
The owner of door twenty three!
##Vote Door Number 23

[Logic]

As my vote doesn't rhyme, it's contained in a box
But having it hidden isn't a pox.
In full view I now vote for thee
The owner of door twenty three!
##Vote Door Number 23

"D'oh!" said the rabbit,
a spoiler box inhabit
was the intent of the vote above

Remedy I must
Go home or go bust,
for some ryhmes I must shove.

[Santa Claus]

I will tell you this about rhymes and edits
There is no exact law that with tear you to bad bits
You may do as you see fitting but I will let it be known
Breaking these rules might leave you voteless and alone



WE ARE STILL IN NIGHT 0 UNTIL 8AM EST THE 3RD OF DECEMBER
AND NO VOTES BEFORE THEN ARE COUNTED BEFORE IT HAS ENDED

santa out

[Logic]

I will tell you this about rhymes and edits
There is no exact law that with tear you to bad bits
You may do as you see fitting but I will let it be known
Breaking these rules might leave you voteless and alone



WE ARE STILL IN NIGHT 0 UNTIL 8AM EST THE 3RD OF DECEMBER
AND NO VOTES BEFORE THEN ARE COUNTED BEFORE IT HAS ENDED

santa out

'Tis but the second
In a season of twenty-five
Let us be beckoned
with encourangement jive

It may be just nothing
To vote in night zero
But summoning the ducklings
Must be worth some dinero

[LanMisa]

##Vote Door Number 1
##Vote Door Number 2
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##Vote Door Number 5
##Vote Door Number 6
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##Vote Door Number 24

[LanMisa]

On hindsight, a spoiler would have been helpful here.
On the other hand, why not derp around like a deer?

[Garden Gnome]

I walk, I watch, I pick up sticks.
And I see some pretty strange tricks.
For behind door number six
there is some delicious crunch mix
of nuts, raisins, and pretzel sticks.

My thought processes, they are poor
to wonder about this stop on the tour.

So I will ask this of you,
at number six, is it true
that the elves there are two?

While at other doors, there is but one
who wait for someone to share the fun?

##Vote door number six

More votes to follow
if your jealous, do not in sadness wallow.

[PunchyTheCat]

So a note that should be of interest
So settle down and stop looking at Pinterest
Fable's number has been discussed as twenty one
However in a bit I do find unfun
His number is actually eighteen
Or at least that's what I've been told
And the fact that there's been bold
Claims going on from Frog and more
Makes me think we all have the wrong door

So to our soggy bottom boys
I think we should look for new toys
I'm curious to see what will occur
When someone votes to stir
So here's a vote for door number four
Step forward unless you want us to see behind your door

##Vote Door #4

i would bandwagon
but oh, that is me, $#@!
dont lynch me, a bad fate will happon
and now away I duck

after voting for door seventeen
##Vote Door 17

[ladd]

##Vote Door Number 1
##Vote Door Number 2
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##Vote Door Number 4
##Vote Door Number 5
##Vote Door Number 6
##Vote Door Number 7
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##Vote Door Number 24

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[Logic]

Some of you have reason
To meme instead of rhyme
But in the interest of the season
Won't you please take the time?

I'm naming names
Though the shade is quite real
So let's all pass the blame
Love, your favorite Teal

[Logic]

Some of you have reason
To meme instead of rhyme
But in the interest of the season
Won't you please take the time?

I'm naming names
Though the shade is quite real
So let's all pass the blame
Love, your favorite Teal

How embarrassing this is
I'm in need of an edit.
For the second time 'tis
I'm in need of some credit.

Though I said I was
"Naming names" above
It's in total error 'cause
"Not" inserts like a glove

[Garden Gnome]

So a note that should be of interest
So settle down and stop looking at Pinterest
Fable's number has been discussed as twenty one
However in a bit I do find unfun
His number is actually eighteen
Or at least that's what I've been told
And the fact that there's been bold
Claims going on from Frog and more
Makes me think we all have the wrong door

So to our soggy bottom boys
I think we should look for new toys
I'm curious to see what will occur
When someone votes to stir
So here's a vote for door number four
Step forward unless you want us to see behind your door

##Vote Door #4

i would bandwagon
but oh, that is me, $#@!
dont lynch me, a bad fate will happon
and now away I duck

after voting for door seventeen
##Vote Door 17

That is my home
and my little dome

so it feels so mean
to vote out sweet number seventeen

[Garden Gnome]

So a note that should be of interest
So settle down and stop looking at Pinterest
Fable's number has been discussed as twenty one
However in a bit I do find unfun
His number is actually eighteen
Or at least that's what I've been told
And the fact that there's been bold
Claims going on from Frog and more
Makes me think we all have the wrong door

So to our soggy bottom boys
I think we should look for new toys
I'm curious to see what will occur
When someone votes to stir
So here's a vote for door number four
Step forward unless you want us to see behind your door

##Vote Door #4

i would bandwagon
but oh, that is me, $#@!
dont lynch me, a bad fate will happon
and now away I duck

after voting for door seventeen
##Vote Door 17

It seems that a crook
or two, your number have took.

Let's catch the rotten thief
so in your claim I can have belief.

[PunchyTheCat]

So a note that should be of interest
So settle down and stop looking at Pinterest
Fable's number has been discussed as twenty one
However in a bit I do find unfun
His number is actually eighteen
Or at least that's what I've been told
And the fact that there's been bold
Claims going on from Frog and more
Makes me think we all have the wrong door

So to our soggy bottom boys
I think we should look for new toys
I'm curious to see what will occur
When someone votes to stir
So here's a vote for door number four
Step forward unless you want us to see behind your door

##Vote Door #4

i would bandwagon
but oh, that is me, $#@!
dont lynch me, a bad fate will happon
and now away I duck

after voting for door seventeen
##Vote Door 17

That is my home
and my little dome

so it feels so mean
to vote out sweet number seventeen

oh
i'm sorry
let's vote out someone else o
so lets vote out twelve awry

##Vote Twelve

[bbt]

Some of you have reason
To meme instead of rhyme
But in the interest of the season
Won't you please take the time?

I'm naming names
Though the shade is quite real
So let's all pass the blame
Love, your favorite Teal

@Panini's my favourite teal tho
get $#@!ed @DaveDob trololo

[bbt]

##Vote Door #6

[Garden Gnome]

I shall pick up sticks
and play lovely little tricks
right outside of door number six
tricks, ticks, six, such a sweet mix.

##Vote door number six

[bbt]

GG didn't I tell you in wolf chat not to sheep me so obviously

[dyachei]

Some of you have reason
To meme instead of rhyme
But in the interest of the season
Won't you please take the time?

I'm naming names
Though the shade is quite real
So let's all pass the blame
Love, your favorite Teal

@Panini's my favourite teal tho
get $#@!ed @DaveDob trololo

ouch. I see how it is
asking for my vote, 'tis

[Garden Gnome]

GG didn't I tell you in wolf chat not to sheep me so obviously

I lost my hat
and my key to the wolf chat

So sheep I must
because in you I trust.

[Chemist1422]

Wait do we really have to rhyme
I just don't have the time

[Logic]

Wait do we really have to rhyme
I just don't have the time

You can be heartened!
Rhyming is not required.
Though you'll find your words cartoned,
If your lexicon is too tired.

[Secondhand Revenant]

I forgot to confirm I'm in. Anyways, hit me up on discord

[Secondhand Revenant]

I forgot to confirm I'm in. Anyways, hit me up on discord

Rhyming I forgot,
Oops I really ought
to try

[Secondhand Revenant]

A CFD
for me
To five

##Vote Door Number Five

[bbt]

is bad poetry a bannable offense? asking for a friend.
(please don't let this be the end...)

[Frog]

A Helpful Tip For Rhyming
by Frog

Holy wow it's hard to communicate only in rhyme
It's a bit easier with longer sentences and lime
Even if it's nonsensical at the end organized crime
You still get the gist of what I'm saying turpentine

[Secondhand Revenant]

is bad poetry a bannable offense? asking for a friend.
(please don't let this be the end...)

Oh no don't kill me
Don't a murderer be

[Garden Gnome]

the rhymes have fallen to the silly
and are just random willy nilly
oh, if only my name were millie
and yours was that sweet dreamy billy.
Millie and Billy live in downtown Philly.
And their daughter is named Jilly
and their son is named Willie.

Millie and Billy live being alive
and have been pleased to wagon number five.

[Logic]

Some of you have reason
To meme instead of rhyme
But in the interest of the season
Won't you please take the time?

I'm naming names
Though the shade is quite real
So let's all pass the blame
Love, your favorite Teal

@Panini's my favourite teal tho
get $#@!ed @DaveDob trololo

I have been burned
And my feelings, unreturned
(Though take heed they are quite platonic)

I guess I shall suffer
This game will be rougher
Than downing a vile gin and tonic

[Panini]

Some of you have reason
To meme instead of rhyme
But in the interest of the season
Won't you please take the time?

I'm naming names
Though the shade is quite real
So let's all pass the blame
Love, your favorite Teal

@Panini's my favourite teal tho
get $#@!ed @DaveDob trololo

wah ha ha ha he he he
thankyou dear bbt, have a wowee on me

[Panini]

Wait do we really have to rhyme
I just don't have the time

If you have it hard to rhyme you could always fudge it
rhymezone.com is free on a budget

[Creature]

Can someone put a santa hat on my avatar?

[Creature]

Also not giving a $#@! about rhymes

Fite (me)

[mendel]

Also not giving a $#@! about rhymes

Fite (me)

If anyone present has Creature's door number,
I kindly do ask you to send me a note.
I will then awaken and rise from my slumber
And bring him an almond or maybe a vote!

[Santa Claus]

The mighty long first night has finally passed
We now see that Creature til' today didn't last.
An almond he found in his daily porridge and died
At first you could see - he suffered and cried
I'll spare you the details but I'm telling you this
Number twenty-four we will forever miss

Two almonds were used, but no inhalers yet
The day will be peaceful, do not forget
Come nighttime you are yet again allowed precisely
To use your only almond or inhaler, please do it wisely!


deadline for orders at 7AM EST, night ends at 8AM EST.

[Chemist1422]

so wait it’s day now

[Secondhand Revenant]

In this world one must rhyme
If you do not it is a crime
Creature's death is a warning
And now we all are mourning

[Logic]

Wait do we really have to rhyme
I just don't have the time

If you have it hard to rhyme you could always fudge it
rhymezone.com is free on a budget

Alas, I am aware!
see how I care!
My rhymes are from rhymezone indeed!

Not quite bearable,
Merely passable
You may just be forced to agree!

[Logic]

In this world one must rhyme
If you do not it is a crime
Creature's death is a warning
And now we all are mourning

See the effort I put,
Creature's rhymes were "kaput!"
His death was entirely warranted!

Now all you take care
Ere you earn the host's glare
For your death may be entirely wanted!

[bbt]

btw nobody bother making deals with mendel, he's boring smh

luckily I won the coin toss to kill Creature

his punishment for disrupting the wowee PM chain!

[bbt]

@ everyone playing to win

I am now completely harmless

just saying!

[Fable]

Killing Christmas Eve doesn't make Christmas come faster smh.

[Chemist1422]

Killing Christmas Eve doesn't make Christmas come faster smh.

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