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    2019 MU Awards reveal

    Up first, let me preempt you, but...

    "HYPE!!!"
    -Ara

    "Rigged"
    -3/4 of you guys

    "Slowroll is death"
    -Veterans of the November Paint Revolution

    Excerpt from the 2018 Awards:

    Finally, it goes without saying that this event is intended to celebrate the community as a whole in 2018 2019 and the users (all of us) who helped contribute to the experience. Absolutely no player bashing will be tolerated (you are of course allowed to say "X was robbed" and the like but keep it at that). Keep it positive, people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#1)
    Up first, let me preempt you, but...

    "HYPE!!!"
    -Ara

    "Rigged"
    -3/4 of you guys

    "Slowroll is death"
    -Veterans of the November Paint Revolution
    ##Vote 2019 Awards
    Something something RVS
    Life is simply unfair... don't you think?
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    Life is simply unfair... don't you think?
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    $#@! I knew I should have written down “a beet” in my pool. 0/1
    Life is simply unfair... don't you think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#4)
    Strongest Gif Game!

    Nominated for this Category are @Empoof and @djcat.gif

    Last edited by 2019 Awards; February 1st, 2020 at 02:56 PM.

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    oh it’s happening???

    Hype!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#6)
    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#4)
    Strongest Gif Game!

    Nominated for this Category are @Empoof and @djcat.gif

    sorry is that the official reveal or what
    Quote Originally Posted by Chemist1422 (#6)
    mfw you accidentally sell your soul for a modpeek
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chemist1422 (#8)
    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#6)
    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#4)
    Strongest Gif Game!

    Nominated for this Category are @Empoof and @djcat.gif

    sorry is that the official reveal or what
    Uh, I kinda promised a slow roll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roro__b (#11)
    ROBBED
    Robbery hype!
    Quote Originally Posted by Chemist1422 (#6)
    mfw you accidentally sell your soul for a modpeek
    Quote Originally Posted by Lads (#305)
    God is real, and she is haunting my dreams tonight.

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    Strongest Gif Game: Empoof »
    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#6)
    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#4)
    Strongest Gif Game!

    Nominated for this Category are @Empoof and @djcat.gif

    And the Dundee Award goes to:
    @Empoof!

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    Awards hype!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#13)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#4)
    Strongest Gif Game!

    Nominated for this Category are @Empoof and @djcat.gif

    And the Dundee Award goes to:
    @Empoof!
    Quote Originally Posted by Chemist1422 (#6)
    mfw you accidentally sell your soul for a modpeek
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbt (#15)
    omg I thought this starts in 4 hours
    I have time to do SOME now.

    Think of this like the Oscars: people are gonna get up on stage, make their fancy speeches thanking their parents, spouse, and Agent, and there will be musical numbers, with lots of commercial breaks!
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    Man, Logic is hitting hard left and wrong
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    gdi Logic now I have some random-ass document in my phone downloads

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    oh, so it's gonna be a lads reveal. got it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbt (#19)
    oh, so it's gonna be a lads reveal. got it.
    B3
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    mfw you accidentally sell your soul for a modpeek
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    God is real, and she is haunting my dreams tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bbt (#19)
    oh, so it's gonna be a lads reveal. got it.
    B3
    we're playing chess already?
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    bbtbh wolf because bbt actually made reads
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbt (#21)
    Quote Originally Posted by Chemist1422 (#20)
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    oh, so it's gonna be a lads reveal. got it.
    B3
    we're playing chess already?
    that’s a cat with sunglasses
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    mfw you accidentally sell your soul for a modpeek
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    God is real, and she is haunting my dreams tonight.

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    also I’ve been playing chess all day

    so it would’ve been b3 if we had been
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    mfw you accidentally sell your soul for a modpeek
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#1)
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    Slow rolls... slow rolls never change. Only topics do.
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    Best Lolcats!

    Quote Originally Posted by Angrypotato (#6756)
    Here is why I should not be lynched be awarded today.

    1. I literally contributed nothing for the wolves
    2. I provide entertainment for everyone.
    3. I kicked Gordeu out of the discord chat( so he is lonely by himself.
    4. I want to win a lolcat award , like seriously I really wanted one.
    5. I really dedicated a lot to the game , so I deserve to lolcat for one more day.

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    ##Vote Pocket Monsters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocket Monsters (#24)
    https://lichess.org/vARJgcFg

    AIGHT BOYS LET'S GO

    LOSER DOESN'T GET AN AWARD
    ez
    Quote Originally Posted by Chemist1422 (#6)
    mfw you accidentally sell your soul for a modpeek
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    who was that btw
    me
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    God is real, and she is haunting my dreams tonight.

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    now my chess coach can’t get mad at me for being on my phone instead of practicing :3
    Quote Originally Posted by Chemist1422 (#6)
    mfw you accidentally sell your soul for a modpeek
    Quote Originally Posted by Lads (#305)
    God is real, and she is haunting my dreams tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#26)
    Best Lolcats!

    Quote Originally Posted by Angrypotato (#6756)
    Here is why I should not be lynched be awarded today.

    1. I literally contributed nothing for the wolves
    2. I provide entertainment for everyone.
    3. I kicked Gordeu out of the discord chat( so he is lonely by himself.
    4. I want to win a lolcat award , like seriously I really wanted one.
    5. I really dedicated a lot to the game , so I deserve to lolcat for one more day.
    Nominated for this Category are @Apoc and @Angrypotato


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocket Monsters (#34)
    I can't believe Keldeo has this account on a light theme
    I cant believe that you have bbtbh on vaporware theme
    really? you can't?
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    bbtbh wolf because bbt actually made reads
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    bbt would never be less than 100% serious!!

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    I can’t believe you guys don’t set your hydra themes individually

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    God is real, and she is haunting my dreams tonight.

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    « Best Lolcat: Apoc »
    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#33)
    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#26)
    Best Lolcats!

    Quote Originally Posted by Angrypotato (#6756)
    Here is why I should not be lynched be awarded today.

    1. I literally contributed nothing for the wolves
    2. I provide entertainment for everyone.
    3. I kicked Gordeu out of the discord chat( so he is lonely by himself.
    4. I want to win a lolcat award , like seriously I really wanted one.
    5. I really dedicated a lot to the game , so I deserve to lolcat for one more day.
    Nominated for this Category are @Apoc and @Angrypotato

    And the winner is:
    Quote Originally Posted by Angrypotato (#6726)
    Be seated.



    Wolves, all this stuff you hear about Wolf team not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bull$#@!. Wolves love to fight. All real wolves love the sting and clash of battle. When you were cubs, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Wolves love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. WOlves play to win all the time. That's why wolves have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Wolves. Battle is the most significant competition in which a wolf can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base.

    You are not all going to get lynched. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major ita. Every wolf is scared in his first day. If he says he's not, he's a goddamn liar. But the real hero is the wolf who fights even though he's scared. Some wolves will get over their fright in a minute under fire, some take an day, and for some it takes the whole game. But the real wolf never lets his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his team, and his innate wolfhood.

    All through your wolf career you wolf have bitched about what you call 'this town pr hunt drilling.' That is all for a purpose—to ensure instant obedience to orders and to create constant alertness. This must be bred into every wolf. I don't give a $#@! for a wolf who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you wolves. You are ready! A wolf has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing. If not, some Town son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of $#@!. There are 8 neatly marked graves in dvc chat, all because one wolf @Gordeau went to sleep on the job—but they are town graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before his fellow towns did.

    An wolfpack is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, and fights as a team. This individual hero stuff is bull$#@!. The bilious bastards who write that stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real battle than they do about $#@!ing. And we have the best team—we have the finest food and actions, the best spirit and the best wolves in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity these poor bastards we're going up against.

    All the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters. Every single man in the wolfpack plays a vital role. So don't ever let up. Don't ever think that your power role is unimportant. What if every common wolves decided that he didn't like the whine of the town and turned yellow and outted his teamamte? That cowardly bastard could say to himself, 'Hell, they won't miss me, just one wolf in many towns.' What if every wolf said that? Where in the hell would we be then? No, thank God, Wolves don't say that. Every wolf does his job. Every wolf is important.

    Each wolf must think not only of himself, but think of his buddy fighting alongside him. We don't want yellow cowards in the wolfpack. They should be killed off like flies. If not, they will go back home after the game, goddamn cowards, and breed more cowards. The brave wolves will breed more brave wolves. Kill off the goddamn cowards and we'll have a nation of brave wolves.

    Sure, we all want to go home. We want to get this game over with. But you can't win a game being afk. The quickest way to get it over with is to get the bastards who started it. We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing towns.

    Some of you wolves are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. This game is a bloody business, a killing business. The Towns are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood or they will spill yours. Shoot them in the guts. Rip open their belly. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt from your face and you realize that it's not dirt, it's the blood and gut of what was once your best friend, you'll know what to do.

    There will be some complaints that we're pushing our packmates too hard. I don't give a damn about such complaints. I believe that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder we push, the more Townswe kill. The more Towns we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing harder means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that. My wolves don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any wolf under my command being lynched unless he is outed. Even if you are outed, you can still fight. That's not just bull$#@! either.

    Then there's one thing you wolves will be able to say when this game is over and you get back home. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great Sam logan Mash?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy afked and had to be subbed.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great scum team and that great general called Field Marshal Angrypotato

    All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in battle anytime, anywhere. That's all
    @Apoc

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    Quote Originally Posted by bbt (#36)
    Quote Originally Posted by Boquise (#35)
    Quote Originally Posted by Pocket Monsters (#34)
    I can't believe Keldeo has this account on a light theme
    I cant believe that you have bbtbh on vaporware theme
    really? you can't?
    okay i can perfectly understand smh
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#38)
    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#33)
    Quote Originally Posted by 2019 Awards (#26)
    Best Lolcats!

    Quote Originally Posted by Angrypotato (#6756)
    Here is why I should not be lynched be awarded today.

    1. I literally contributed nothing for the wolves
    2. I provide entertainment for everyone.
    3. I kicked Gordeu out of the discord chat( so he is lonely by himself.
    4. I want to win a lolcat award , like seriously I really wanted one.
    5. I really dedicated a lot to the game , so I deserve to lolcat for one more day.
    Nominated for this Category are @Apoc and @Angrypotato

    And the winner is:
    Quote Originally Posted by Angrypotato (#6726)
    Be seated.



    Wolves, all this stuff you hear about Wolf team not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bull$#@!. Wolves love to fight. All real wolves love the sting and clash of battle. When you were cubs, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Wolves love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. WOlves play to win all the time. That's why wolves have never lost and will never lose a war. The very thought of losing is hateful to Wolves. Battle is the most significant competition in which a wolf can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base.

    You are not all going to get lynched. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major ita. Every wolf is scared in his first day. If he says he's not, he's a goddamn liar. But the real hero is the wolf who fights even though he's scared. Some wolves will get over their fright in a minute under fire, some take an day, and for some it takes the whole game. But the real wolf never lets his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his team, and his innate wolfhood.

    All through your wolf career you wolf have bitched about what you call 'this town pr hunt drilling.' That is all for a purpose—to ensure instant obedience to orders and to create constant alertness. This must be bred into every wolf. I don't give a $#@! for a wolf who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you wolves. You are ready! A wolf has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing. If not, some Town son-of-a-bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of $#@!. There are 8 neatly marked graves in dvc chat, all because one wolf @Gordeau went to sleep on the job—but they are town graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before his fellow towns did.

    An wolfpack is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, and fights as a team. This individual hero stuff is bull$#@!. The bilious bastards who write that stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real battle than they do about $#@!ing. And we have the best team—we have the finest food and actions, the best spirit and the best wolves in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity these poor bastards we're going up against.

    All the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters. Every single man in the wolfpack plays a vital role. So don't ever let up. Don't ever think that your power role is unimportant. What if every common wolves decided that he didn't like the whine of the town and turned yellow and outted his teamamte? That cowardly bastard could say to himself, 'Hell, they won't miss me, just one wolf in many towns.' What if every wolf said that? Where in the hell would we be then? No, thank God, Wolves don't say that. Every wolf does his job. Every wolf is important.

    Each wolf must think not only of himself, but think of his buddy fighting alongside him. We don't want yellow cowards in the wolfpack. They should be killed off like flies. If not, they will go back home after the game, goddamn cowards, and breed more cowards. The brave wolves will breed more brave wolves. Kill off the goddamn cowards and we'll have a nation of brave wolves.

    Sure, we all want to go home. We want to get this game over with. But you can't win a game being afk. The quickest way to get it over with is to get the bastards who started it. We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing towns.

    Some of you wolves are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you'll all do your duty. This game is a bloody business, a killing business. The Towns are the enemy. Wade into them, spill their blood or they will spill yours. Shoot them in the guts. Rip open their belly. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt from your face and you realize that it's not dirt, it's the blood and gut of what was once your best friend, you'll know what to do.

    There will be some complaints that we're pushing our packmates too hard. I don't give a damn about such complaints. I believe that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder we push, the more Townswe kill. The more Towns we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed. Pushing harder means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that. My wolves don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any wolf under my command being lynched unless he is outed. Even if you are outed, you can still fight. That's not just bull$#@! either.

    Then there's one thing you wolves will be able to say when this game is over and you get back home. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great Sam logan Mash?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy afked and had to be subbed.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great scum team and that great general called Field Marshal Angrypotato

    All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in battle anytime, anywhere. That's all
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    oh god the thanking begins
    I hear it's not the same without Amrock

    I wouldn't know
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    bbtbh wolf because bbt actually made reads
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    Reeee-ing into the void and flailing around like a magikarp since 2013

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    Up first, let me preempt you, but...

    "HYPE!!!"
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    "Rigged"
    -3/4 of you guys

    "Slowroll is death"
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    Finally, it goes without saying that this event is intended to celebrate the community as a whole in 2018 and the users (all of us) who helped contribute to the experience. Absolutely no player bashing will be tolerated (you are of course allowed to say "X was robbed" and the like but keep it at that). Keep it positive, people.
    :thinking: If 3/4ths of people disagree with the result, it's always rigged. Persuade me otherwise.

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    Glgl everyone!
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