Sighmon Adebisi: the fact that Loranthaceae is banned to this day IS part of the appeal?
Race Bannon: the sprout that fed too obnoxiously on the sunlight meant to shine on Yggdrasil, throwing shade on existence and, thus, mafia is what's banned. Other sprouts are rather busy being Bannoned, left seeking fruition in relative darkness to this Dei.
Kareem Sighïd: Dayum.
Sighmon Sighïd: Deus-ex Machina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHDXSKglgEo
Race Bannon: ↑ basically launched Seth Rogen ..
Sighmon Adebisi: I need to stop drifting into less-significance
Race Bannon: roger
Sighmon Sighïd: Roger Bannon!
Race Bannon: Bingo ... Mafia - MS marathon forum.. not the recent one
Kareem Sighïd: found it, mind blown + speakeasy poker mafia mind coaled
Race Bannon: I like to one-up and tell you about the hood-legend of how memento poker mafia came to be played with Recas memberberries but I'll bank that one for later primers
Sighmon Sighïd: JailkeeperGyllenhaal.. and JailkeeperSimmons, what's the connection
Race Bannon: then or now? it's just form and linguo wit, or is it?
Sighmon Adebisi: Too many jk members for the latter to apply!
Race Bannon: caught me! nerve spill incoming. The idea was for every one of them to jail and trial particular facets of Loranthaceae, before incarcerating for good. ..
Sighmon Adebisi: Subaru?
Race Bannon: phhhAAHHHAHA
Sighmon Sighïd: roflmao hhhhaaa
Kareem Sighïd: LOL!
Race Bannon: but no. free Subway Sandwiches for potential mafia players, courtesy of subscriptions ... things like that are the corporate equivalent of narcissistic indulgence. no ties to philosophy so no juicy dice. Think of subaru the telescope and starcluster aka pleiades, also the noble act of subbing into for-"a-minute"-long-afoot, maturely progressed game.
Sighmon Adebisi: back to pula mafia flavor, aight
Race Bannon: not necessarily. the final-form $%#! is about those who sub out may still win while their subs may not .. or vice-versa; subbed-subber rivalry, unbothered by whatever the reason for it was, the sub
Sighmon Sighïd: I don't get it.
Kareem Sighïd: I think I DO
RB: shoot :condescendingjake.jpg
KS: see the setup as the uberprimer. justify it as if you would the choice for a primer. . draw parallels to how vfm > skypemafia ... no prerequisites .. no interruption of the game's service to let you play and win .. courtesy of the points system.
RB: obv if you join later your max ceiling hight is lower .. but yeah, no stigma of mis-voting .. equal random chances to either gain or lose points .. only the desirability of proficiency remains constant.
SA: votes for scum D1, subs out, gets donezoed cuz doesnt shine light on $%#! N1, submits correct guess along with the rest before the clock on the final buffer runs out.. wins game like gg ezpz no re git gud lmao. pffff
RB: sponsored by inferior educated-guessing skills of fellow townies, a possibility indeed
SS: lackluster agent/reporter skills being compensated for ... victory the flip-side occurring instead notwithstanding is the classy way
SA: eeey how do I appear dumb now that I know plenty?!
RB: you still have to show, or you're donezo next.
SS: show love to mantis' voice, my advice.. so ASMR-mafia-apt .. don't tell nobody about any of this recent stuff. it would all be based on grinding mining for mafiascum insider stuff.
SA: well what do i get for being the first to do that?
KS: dahell is ASMR-mafia supposed to entail?
RB: dunno but here come some of them cognitive percentages to conjure up sonething good. @SA not much cuz it's cheap to cast aside the intuitive and shun the natural.. so you'll have to apply more than just laying bare what you dig up. Apply at least some of those energies + eloquence and pizzazz to it if you're to overtake KS.
SS: maybe some bars boiling hot as sheikh oil struck by lightning, pizzazz encore-demanding-, tasma Tazz hypercaine-inducing flow says ev'ryone, so clean
KS: so high res ... yeah i got them buying that i arrived at the news paper naturally. got them feeding bs out of my hand
RB: the liquid avenue is inexhaustible. How you guys handle it is the true test and core of your deception.. encore by going into anchors and you've got more than I can hold together in my consciousness at any cybernetics-not-applying moment
SA: yeh, imean you copy-pasted any line from the signup thread op, even into duckduck and there you are ... smoking's landing right thurr
RB: alright, that does it. I'm telling them about the vineyard's store and the bbq joint next —cuz too much potential lost on forums kept underpopulated by sigh-artists with moderator smurf accounts pales in comparison to good ol' calling up some friends or hitting up hookers on the street corner or the vietnamese posse and just pass off grapes as chips and get together to play some memory poker .. or memento poker mafia with all but the latter cuz language barrier and all ... a different one every time with perfect native pronunciation so they're like what the $%#!, hue hue
SS: until you learn theirs once you teach them to use your phonetic-fidelicious writing to learn one of your four..
KS: and then finally play information-prerogativist, come raceday using a different language for every 4/20 and be understood
SA: I'm gonna get donezoed you guys i know too much and it's too good to deny, for this nightphase let alone for 2 more cycles brrrruuuh, :sigh
SS: Judas ... Judicator Aldaris
RB: en taro trilobyte, Adebisigh.
SS: Sighmon Adebisigh Sighïd
RB: the tri × hard-denouncer of the son .. reminds me of AB's aka SF's cat
RB: you know, i'll never shake the feeling that i had something to do with his unbanning from twitch, i don't think
SAS: tell us more, and emulate the levitating one's style while you're at it
RB: oooh .. mhh okay you saucy bastards, it's hard though ... mmuhahahahaha- hah haaaaaarr
SA: bastard ? as in this setup may get bastardized
RB: no. don't hang on my every word. sheeeeeeeeiiiiit, alright, here I go
RB: the jailkept one, you say? that reminds me of the cool avatar NJ was rocking and ppl complained about for no reason. It never got quarantine-preserved. I estimate its sentimental value at through the roof though, but its more than a decent gif by anyone's standards, too. Prolly the best forum-mafia forum avatar ever assuming all is laid bare and explained
SAS: :sarcasticjake.jpg tell us more
RB: if you knew where i'm potentially getting at beating at this bush you'd be all-earser than a stemcell, cloned to grow in-vitro into an ear, don't mind me tellin ya: the holy grail of flavor tetrahedronicism .. the root of the impulse where every backtracking stops to bow at before venturing back into relative decrepitude and barren wastelands of sigh-distorted sounds of crepitating secret sonar streams saved for late-night lucid-dreaming sessions to interpret the echolocatory, sensory..
SA: oh $%#! this is how he gets when he channels the rawness.. we struck it bois! La La La /_ean!
SAS: By your powers combined ... I AM BARON BANNON!
RB: .. our hero :sighmilonakis.jpg RIP OMGUS.net
RB: like Atlantis sunk, it, in turn, blew up
SA: according to flavor or?
RB: imma say flavlore because reasons
SAS: even FURTHER BEYOOND our lvl of current initiationi, eh? fuggetaboutit
RB: i was a .. we were a pyromania-onlooker
SAS: found it. "it lead to mechanical loot it was dope" elaborate on this in ISO with the holy grail of flavor you were starting to spazz out about, you Kevin Spazzy guy
RB: emulating Prot, no less? .... hmmmh let me just coin "method flavoring"
SA: oooh, fancy dr. pants
RB: and say it got successfully applied to the 72hour game's completion by yours truly.. a masterpiece the sigh-ppl keep bugging me to educate them on .. or they're just yolo gaslighting, insisting i $%#!ed up for whatever reason the bliss of total ignorance randomizes. Still .. the consequentiality traction that pula mafia's flavor SHOULD'VE generated outweighs 72h ®eel one by a mile. Perhaps exclusively due to the fact that that gif avatar would tie all future primers on the matter together most cardinally.. a super primer..like a neutr0n star shining bright when you're meditating on how to be part of this zone where perfection is effortlessly surfed... at the same time sad, like a perfectly spherical, cloudy diamond 4× the size of Saturn —when at a complete loss of empathy with 5-figurepostcount sigh-artists who find joy/compulsion in gaslighting you most pointlessly, maybe just because they don't know the method, and would instantly flash-max-appreciate what your investment amounted to if you'd explain it.. or at least nod profusely anf refuse to $%#!; but they won't know because they'll never ask... muster the will to want to ask.. so you're just left contemplating how beautifully that diamond would glisten off Polaris, maybe .. if it wasn't so damn cloudy. Tired now.
SA: 'nite sandman
RB... well idk. what can I say
.. to get them to stfu for a second, take it ez .. and hydragod-forbid listen to what their inner
RB: On a less cringy, final note, let's make it clear what good townplay implies again, so you can fabricate, infiltrate and corrupt / hijack / derail it: (listen to the primer again, and try to guess who is mafiosi) finding out who is mafia, voting for mafiosi, eliminating mafiosi (optional —nevertheless an inevitable consequence of success)
and racing your rivals in portraying what works about forum mafia, parading its desirability, flattering your pseudo-self whilst echoing my primers' efficacy to come to your aid back to me.