
Originally Posted by
YOLOSWAG
1627686357
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#13)
I've come to make an announcement: Ampharos’s a $%#!$%#! mother$%#!. She shot up my $%#!ing cat. That’s right, she took her army of $%#!ing sheep out and she shot up my $%#!ing cat, and she said her army was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post in pubchat. Ampharos, you got a small army, it’s the size of my role PM except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my army of sheep looks like: (blowing up noises) That’s right baby. All docs, no empowerers, no disables, look at that it looks like two 10 MT shots and an execute. She shot my cat so guess what, I’m gonna SHOOT PS. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER GANON CANNON! Except I’m not gonna take out PS, I’m gonna go higher. I’m SHOOTING SHADOWEH!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I SHOT THE CUTEST CUTIE EVER, YOU IDIOT!!!
You have 23 hours before the shots get redirected to hit PS. Now get out of my $%#!ing sight before I shoot you too.
##Vote Ampharos
Welcome to my house. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs, because I get so tilted at the towers.
"Uh, this isn't really tilted
or a tower-"
Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friend zoned so frequently. But that's OK.
"I'd like to be in the friend zone! I like friends!"
It's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately as a gamer I don't get respect.
"Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!"
That just makes you a beta cuck. That's the difference between you and I, Silver the Hedgehog. I am an
alpha gamer.
...where we droppin', boys?