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    Breaking Site Turbo

    Things you should know


    1) ITAS start day 2 and end when there are 7 or less people alive at the start of the day.
    2) The base ITA hit rate for EVERYONE is 18%, and the base # of shots is 1.
    3) No majority.
    4) Sometimes with a lot of people, modbot will glitch and not recognize your shot. Do not panic! It still registered it internally, and if it hits, you will see it in thread summaries.
    5) Mafia have daychat and may have been provided with fake claims.
    6) ALL roles/modifiers are MODBOT ONLY. This setup is AUTOMATED. Thus, everything they have is fair game.
    7)However, there will be no godfathers of either alignment.
    8) Slots that 0 post one day will be subbed if possible unless they let me know ASAP it won't happen again. Slots that 0 post two days over the course of the game will be modkilled no exceptions.
    9) this is a mash style game so there will be PRs!



    Playerlist:

    1 Lemonrock
    2 Madougall
    3 Animal MIdwife
    4 Vanity.
    5 Frog
    6 The Computer
    7 Iaafr
    8 Orangeandblack5
    9 C4e5g3d5
    10 Apogee
    11 The Blue Cupcake
    12 SheepButBad
    13 Garden Gnome
    14 Syn
    15 Visorslash
    16 Scipio1
    17 Gira
    18 Marmot
    19 Hollowkatt
    20 Keqing
    21 Venti
    22 Lissa
    23 Evakyoo
    24 Secondhand Revenant
    25 Decked Down in Dallas
    26 Illwei
    27 JohnCarter
    28 Champ
    29 Dlgn
    30 Beeboy
    31 Ladd
    32 Ren4977
    33 Punchythecat
    34 Arete
    35 Sulit
    36 Lag
    37 PsychoKang
    38 DatBird
    39 Funnygurl555
    40 Colin
    41 Poison
    42 Crichard394
    43 Therealzeus
    44 Vandyfan402
    45 Snuggle Bunny
    46 Hydreigon25
    47 Frinckles
    48 Tenzhi
    49 Staypositivefriend
    50 Inawordyes
    51 Ace Marvel
    52 Twice Skunk
    53 TripleHaven
    54 TonyStarkPRime
    55 Billymills
    56 Meowth
    57 Neopest
    58 Happy
    59 Relm
    60 an_gorta_prataii
    61 Geo
    62 Insomnia
    63 Gamer
    64 Sherlock Holmes
    65 Bunnelby
    66 Abraxas
    67 Ondine
    68 Euler
    69 Eevee
    70 Hannahh
    71 CrimsonFox
    72 Megumin
    73 Arapocalypse
    74 Michelle
    75 Joquiza
    76 Sableye
    77 LordQuas
    78 Ratchet
    79 Chelsea
    80 Smallworldz
    81 KZA
    82 Arctic
    83 Dolby
    84 Mantichora
    85 Sett
    86 empoof
    87 Marshal
    88 Manasi
    89 Fatmo
    90 Apocryphal Thaumaturge
    91 Resist
    92 Marcher jovian
    93 Shad
    94 Varanus
    95 Gbsfranco
    96 Appelsiini
    97 Kane
    98 Senorsalt
    99 Alison
    100 Turbo King



    Possible subs:

    Riki
    Wiml
    Kajot
    Sheepsaysmeep
    Dyachei
    The lukundo
    Dobby
    Roro B

    How subs work: they're all in a turbo in which they can't talk, if we need a sub I ping the server and whoever DMs me first gets the sub
    Last edited by Amrock; November 20th, 2021 at 10:47 PM.

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    ITAS start day 2+ and go 24/7 until you reach 7 alive at Sod. Glgl

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    Day 1 Start »
    Record Breaking Turbo!!!!!! Game thread Day 1 Start

    Day 1 has begun.

    Day 1 ends at 8:30 PM EST on Saturday, November 20th, 2021. There are 1637458260000 remaining.

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    I have a question for all of you.

    How do you all sleep at night?

    Like really?

    Mash in and mash out it's the same crap. You all just gang up on the Australian's because of our timezones. Do you know how hard it is to produce in a 18/6 turbo with a midnight daystart? I may be the greatest mafia player alive but even I struggle sometimes. The only times in the last several years that I have been able to perform in these conditions have been when I was so depressed I was pretending at work. When I had so little to offer humanity that I rather channeled my time towards these feckless endeavours.

    You people disgust me. Your parents would be disgusted.

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    HARDCLAIM D5 IC DON'T BE $%#!ING DUMB

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    If you not drunk ladies and gentlemen
    Get ready to get $%#!ed up
    Let's do it, ha-ha
    LMFAO, you know what?
    Lil Jon, yeah
    All of the alcoholics, where you at?
    Let's go, hey

    Hey, hey, hey, uh-huh
    Hey, hey, hey, let's go, yeah

    When I walk in the club, all eyes on me
    I'm with the party rock crew, all drinks are free
    We like Ciroc, we love Patron
    We came to party rock, everybody it's on

    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots, everybody

    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots, everybody

    The ladies love us when we pour shots
    They need an excuse to suck our cocks
    (Suck my cock)
    We finna get crunk, how 'bout you?
    Bottoms up, let's go round two

    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots, everybody

    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots, everybody

    If you ain't getting drunk, get the $%#! out the club
    If you ain't takin' shots, get the $%#! out the club
    If you ain't come to party, get the $%#! out the club
    Now where my alcoholics? Let me see your hands up

    What you drinkin on?
    Jaegerbombs
    Lemondrops
    Buttery Nipples
    Jello Shots

    Kamikaze
    Rewindin'
    $%#! all that $%#!
    Get me some gin

    Shots, Patron's on the rocks and I'm ready for some
    Shots, the women come around everytime I'm pourin'
    Shots, their panties hit the ground everytime I give 'em
    Shots, so cups in the air, everybody let's take shots

    If you feelin' drunk put your hands in the air
    And if you trying to $%#! put your hands in the air
    Now say, "I'm $%#!ed up"
    (I'm $%#!ed up)
    I'm $%#!ed up
    (I'm $%#!ed up)
    I'm trying to $%#!
    (I'm trying to $%#!)
    I'm trying to $%#!
    (I'm trying to $%#!)
    Shots, Patron's on the rocks and I'm ready for some
    Shots, the women come around everytime I'm pourin'
    Shots, their panties hit the ground everytime I give 'em
    Shots, so cups in the air, everybody let's take shots
    I'm $%#!ed up
    La da da da
    La da da da da da
    La da da da
    La da da da da da
    La da da da
    La da da da da da

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    let's get it

    and see how close to first I can get from mobile

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    NOLYNCH CAMPAIGN
    hello my fellow townies, i am here to introduce and teach you about the benefits of nolynching
    trust me, my opinion is very important and reliable


    alright first i will explain why lynching players is bad
    on the first day, the mafia is informed of their teammates, and the town is not
    so now the mafia has the advantage because they know more than the town does

    BUT
    The TOWN has more players, so we have the benefit of overwhelming the mafia
    now the mafia wants majority, and they cant gain members. therefore they want to make town lose members

    TOGETHER
    we can prevent this from happening, we just need to make sure we DONT lynch townies

    now i shall explain why nolynch is good
    "hmMMMmMmmMm, if we cant lynch anyone, what should we do o' great and wise Pretender??" is probably what you're asking
    well search no more! i have all the answers you're looking for

    we should /vote nolynch, because it prevents us from losing townies
    some might argue that mafia and NK will kill at night anyways, but we can PREVENT a death from happening by nolynching

    by preventing deaths from happening, TIs have more time to investigate and find mafia for us

    In conclusion, we should nolynch because mafia wants to kill townies, but we want to keep them alive

    ##Vote Sleep

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    I almost voted katze

    Then I realized he isn't here

    Coward

    ##Vote Evakyoo

    Let's run it back boiz

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    Hello i am the strongest PR in the game. There is literally no other PR as good as me. There is quite no way a PR could reach my level of finesse, skill, and pure unadulterated swagger who is not me (BTW THIS IS NOT A COPYPASTA, THIS IS ALEXA WRITING THIS). I literally started shaking when I saw the extreme nature of my PR. I’ve pretty sure my PR has basically broken this game. Also I began writing this message as soon as I saw my PR, so you know that my PR is the greatest. I think that if you combined every PR on mafiaunvierse.com and tried to make it into a PR as good as mine, that would not work. Essentially, I’d be a bit surprised if this game proceeded in a normal fashion when you weigh the strength of my PR compared to the game at large. Mafia, at least, is shaking. Well anyway, there’s 5 more minutes until day starts now, and I’m wondering if it’s smart or not to continue talking about my PR like this. Whatever. It almost feels cheap not to mention how OP my role is. I’m pretty sure Amrock wasn’t in his right mind when he wrote this role. God I realize at this point that this post is looking like a copypasta, but I really just needed to get all of my feelings out there on how great my PR is and I’ve only been writing this for 8 minutes now. Please don’t kill me N1 mafia, I will cry. Okay I realize it may be optimal to kill a powerful PR like myself but I really want to make it to ITAs. Omg this paragraph is so long. Anyways this is literally not a copypasta, I’m writing this whole thing since receiving my PR role PM and it’s 7:57 now, I’ve just been non-stop writing. Anyways I’m honestly just concerned that my role has broken this entire game. You may think this is WIFOM or something but it’s seriously not, I’m just the post overpowered role in the game. Omg why is my heart beating so fast. Help. Okay it’ll be fine, this is just a lot of power. Anyway gl

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    Quote Originally Posted by gamer (#4)
    I have a question for all of you.

    How do you all sleep at night?

    Like really?

    Mash in and mash out it's the same crap. You all just gang up on the Australian's because of our timezones. Do you know how hard it is to produce in a 18/6 turbo with a midnight daystart? I may be the greatest mafia player alive but even I struggle sometimes. The only times in the last several years that I have been able to perform in these conditions have been when I was so depressed I was pretending at work. When I had so little to offer humanity that I rather channeled my time towards these feckless endeavours.

    You people disgust me. Your parents would be disgusted.
    gg

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    I'm ITA immune

  29. ISO #29
    here we go again

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    "Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi
    in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: Σιβυλλα
    τι θελεις; respondebat illa: αποθανειν θελω."
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    il miglior fabbro.

    I. The Burial of the Dead
    April is the cruellest month, breeding
    Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
    Memory and desire, stirring
    Dull roots with spring rain.
    Winter kept us warm, covering
    Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
    A little life with dried tubers.
    Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee
    With a shower of rain; we stopped in the colonnade,
    And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten,
    And drank coffee, and talked for an hour.
    Bin gar kine Russin, stamm' aus Litauen, echt deutsch.
    And when we were children, staying at the archduke's,
    My cousin's, he took me out on a sled,
    And I was frightened. He said, Marie,
    Marie, hold on tight. And down we went.
    In the mountains, there you feel free.
    I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.
    What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
    Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,
    You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
    A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
    And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
    And the dry stone no sound of water. Only
    There is shadow under this red rock,
    (Come in under the shadow of this red rock),
    And I will show you something different from either
    Your shadow at morning striding behind you
    Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
    I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
    Frisch weht der Wind
    Der Heimat zu,
    Mein Irisch Kind,
    Wo weilest du?
    "You gave me hyacinths first a year ago;
    "They called me the hyacinth girl."
    –Yet when we came back, late, from the Hyacinth garden,
    Your arms full, and your hair wet, I could not
    Speak, and my eyes failed, I was neither
    Living nor dead, and I knew nothing,
    Looking into the heart of light, the silence.
    Oed' und leer das Meer.
    Madame Sosostris, famous clairvoyante,
    Had a bad cold, nevertheless
    Is known to be the wisest woman in Europe,
    With a wicked pack of cards. Here, said she,
    Is your card, the drowned Phoenician Sailor,
    (Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!)
    Here is Belladonna, the Lady of the Rocks,
    The lady of situations.
    Here is the man with three staves, and here the Wheel,
    And here is the one-eyed merchant, and this card
    Which is blank, is something he carries on his back,
    Which I am forbidden to see. I do not find
    The Hanged Man. Fear death by water.
    I see crowds of people, walking round in a ring.
    Thank you. If you see dear Mrs. Equitone,
    Tell her I bring the horoscope myself:
    One must be so careful these days.
    Unreal City,
    Under the brown fog of a winter dawn,
    A crowd flowed over London Bridge, so many,
    I had not thought death had undone so many.
    Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
    And each man fixed his eyes before his feet.
    Flowed up the hill and down King William Street,
    To where Saint Mary Woolnoth kept the hours
    With a dead sound on the final stroke of nine.
    There I saw one I knew, and stopped him, crying: "Stetson!
    "You who were with me in the ships at Mylae!
    "That corpse you planted last year in your garden,
    "Has it begun to sprout? Will it bloom this year?
    "Or has the sudden frost disturbed its bed?
    "Oh keep the Dog far hence, that's friend to men,
    "Or with his nails he'll dig it up again!
    "You! hypocrite lecteur!—mon semblable—mon frère!"

    II. A Game of Chess
    The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne,
    Glowed on the marble, where the glass
    Held up by standards wrought with fruited vines
    From which a golden Cupidon peeped out
    (Another hid his eyes behind his wing)
    Doubled the flames of seven branched candelabra
    Reflecting light upon the table as
    The glitter of her jewels rose to meet it,
    From satin cases poured in rich profusion;
    In vials of ivory and coloured glass
    Unstoppered, lurked her strange synthetic perfumes,
    Unguent, powdered, or liquid—troubled, confused
    And drowned the sense in odours; stirred by the air
    That freshened from the window, these ascended
    In fattening the prolonged candle-flames,
    Flung their smoke into the laquearia,
    Stirring the pattern on the coffered ceiling.
    Huge sea-wood-fed with copper
    Burned green and orange, framed by the coloured stone,
    In which sad light a carvèd dolphin swam.
    Above the antique mantel was displayed.
    As though a window gave upon the sylvan scene
    The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
    So rudely forced; yet there the nightingale
    Filled all the desert with inviolable voice
    And still she cried, and still the world pursues,
    "Jug Jug" to dirty ears.
    And other withered stumps of time
    Were told upon the walls; staring forms
    Leaned out, leaning, hushing the room enclosed.
    Footsteps shuffled on the stair.
    Under the firelight, under the brush, her hair
    Spread out in fiery points
    Clawed into words, then would be savagely still.
    "My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me.
    "Speak to me. Why do you never speak. Speak.
    "What are you thinking of? What thinking? What?
    "I never know what you are thinking. Think."
    I think we are in rats' alley
    Where the dead men lost their bones.
    "What is that noise?"
    The wind under the door.
    "What is that noise now? What is the wind doing?"
    Nothing again nothing.
    "Do
    "You know nothing? Do you see nothing? Do you remember
    "Nothing?"
    I remember
    Those are pearls that were his eyes.
    "Are you alive, or not? Is there nothing in your head?"
    But
    O O O O that Shakespearean Rag—
    It's so elegant
    So intelligent
    "What shall I do now? What shall I do?"
    "I shall rush out as I am, and walk the street
    "With my hair down, so. What shall we do to-morrow?
    "What shall we ever do?"
    The hot water at ten.
    And if it rains, a closed car at four.
    And we shall play a game of chess,
    Pressing lidless eyes and waiting for a knock upon the door.
    When Lil's husband got demobbed, I said—
    I didn't mince my words, I said to her myself,
    HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
    Now Albert's coming back, make yourself a bit smart.
    He'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you
    To get yourself some teeth. He did, I was there.
    You have them all out, Lil, and get a nice set,
    He said, I swear, I can't bear to look at you.
    And no more can't I, I said, and think of poor Albert,
    He's been in the army four years, he wants a good time,
    And if you don't give it him, there's others will, I said.
    Oh is there, she said. Something o' that, I said.
    Then I'll know who to thank, she said, and give me a straight look.
    HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
    If you don't like it you can get on with it, I said,
    Others can pick and choose if you can't.
    But if Albert makes off, it won't be for lack of telling.
    You ought to be ashamed, I said, to look so antique.
    (And her only thirty-one.)
    I can't help it, she said, pulling a long face,
    It's them pills I took, to bring it off, she said.
    (She's had five already, and nearly died of young George.)
    The chemist said it would be alright, but I've never been the same.
    You are a proper fool, I said.
    Well, if Albert won't leave you alone, there it is, I said,
    What you get married for if you don't want children?
    HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
    Well, that Sunday Albert was home, they had a hot gammon,
    And they asked me in to dinner, to get the beauty of it hot—
    HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
    HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
    Goodnight Bill. Goodnight Lou. Goodnight May. Goodnight.
    Ta ta. Goodnight. Goodnight.
    Good night, ladies, good night, sweet ladies, good night, good night.

    III. The Fire Sermon
    The river's tent is broken: the last fingers of leaf
    Clutch and sink into the wet bank. The wind
    Crosses the brown land, unheard. The nymphs are departed.
    Sweet Thames, run softly, till I end my song.
    The river bears no empty bottles, sandwich papers,
    Silk handkerchiefs, cardboard boxes, cigarette ends
    Or other testimony of summer nights. The nymphs are departed.
    And their friends, the loitering heirs of city directors;
    Departed, have left no addresses.
    By the waters of Leman I sat down and wept. . .
    Sweet Thames, run softly till I end my song,
    Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long.
    But at my back in a cold blast I hear
    The rattle of the bones, and chuckle spread from ear to ear.
    A rat crept softly through the vegetation
    Dragging its slimy belly on the bank
    While I was fishing in the dull canal
    On a winter evening round behind the gashouse
    Musing upon the king my brother's wreck
    And on the king my father's death before him.
    White bodies naked on the low damp ground
    And bones cast in a little low dry garret,
    Rattled by the rat's foot only, year to year.
    But at my back from time to time I hear
    The sound of horns and motors, which shall bring
    Sweeney to Mrs. Porter in the spring.
    O the moon shone bright on Mrs. Porter
    And on her daughter
    They wash their feet in soda water
    Et O ces voix d'enfants, chantant dans la coupole!
    Twit twit twit
    Jug jug jug jug jug jug
    So rudely forc'd.
    Tereu
    Unreal City
    Under the brown fog of a winter noon
    Mr. Eugenides, the Smyrna merchant
    Unshaven, with a pocket full of currants
    C.i.f. London: documents at sight,
    Asked me in demotic French
    To luncheon at the Cannon Street Hotel
    Followed by a weekend at the Metropole.
    At the violet hour, when the eyes and back
    Turn upward from the desk, when the human engine waits
    Like a taxi throbbing waiting,
    I Tiresias, though blind, throbbing between two lives,
    Old man with wrinkled female breasts, can see
    At the violet hour, the evening hour that strives
    Homeward, and brings the sailor home from sea,
    The typist home at teatime, clears her breakfast, lights
    Her stove, and lays out food in tins.
    Out of the window perilously spread
    Her drying combinations touched by the sun's last rays,
    On the divan are piled (at night her bed)
    Stockings, slippers, camisoles, and stays.
    I Tiresias, old man with wrinkled dugs
    Perceived the scene, and foretold the rest—
    I too awaited the expected guest.
    He, the young man carbuncular, arrives,
    A small house agent's clerk, with one bold stare,
    One of the low on whom assurance sits
    As a silk hat on a Bradford millionaire,
    The time is now propitious, as he guesses,
    The meal is ended, she is bored and tired,
    Endeavours to engage her in caresses
    Which still are unreproved, if undesired.
    Flushed and decided, he assaults at once;
    Exploring hands encounter no defence;
    His vanity requires no response,
    And makes a welcome of indifference.
    (And I Tiresias have foresuffered all
    Enacted on this same divan or bed;
    I who have sat by Thebes below the wall
    And walked among the lowest of the dead.)
    Bestows one final patronising kiss,
    And gropes his way, finding the stairs unlit. . .
    She turns and looks a moment in the glass,
    Hardly aware of her departed lover;
    Her brain allows one half-formed thought to pass:
    "Well now that's done: and I'm glad it's over."
    When lovely woman stoops to folly and
    Paces about her room again, alone,
    She smoothes her hair with automatic hand,
    And puts a record on the gramophone.
    "This music crept by me upon the waters"
    And along the Strand, up Queen Victoria Street.
    O City city, I can sometimes hear
    Beside a public bar in Lower Thames Street,
    The pleasant whining of a mandoline
    And a clatter and a chatter from within
    Where fishmen lounge at noon: where the walls
    Of Magnus Martyr hold
    Inexplicable splendour of Ionian white and gold.
    The river sweats
    Oil and tar
    The barges drift
    With the turning tide
    Red sails
    Wide
    To leeward, swing on the heavy spar.
    The barges wash
    Drifting logs
    Down Greenwich reach
    Past the Isle of Dogs,
    Weialala leia
    Wallala leialala
    Elizabeth and Leicester
    Beating oars
    The stern was formed
    A gilded shell
    Red and gold
    The brisk swell
    Rippled both shores
    Southwest wind
    Carried down stream
    The peal of bells
    White towers
    Weialala leia
    Wallala leialala
    "Trams and dusty trees.
    Highbury bore me. "Richmond and Kew
    Undid me. By Richmond I raised my knees
    Supine on the floor of a narrow canoe."
    "My feet are at Moorgate, and my heart
    Under my feet. After the event
    He wept. He promised 'a new start.'
    I made no comment. What should I resent?"
    "On Margate Sands.
    I can connect
    Nothing with nothing.
    The broken fingernails of dirty hands.
    My people humble people who expect
    Nothing."
    la la
    To Carthage then I came
    Burning burning burning burning
    O Lord Thou pluckest me out
    O Lord Thou pluckest
    burning

    IV. Death by Water
    Phlebas the Phoenician, a fortnight dead,
    Forgot the cry of gulls, and the deep sea swell
    And the profit and loss.
    A current under sea
    Picked his bones in whispers. As he rose and fell
    He passed the stages of his age and youth
    Entering the whirlpool.
    Gentile or Jew
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.

    V. What the Thunder Said
    After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
    After the frosty silence in the gardens
    After the agony in stony places
    The shouting and the crying
    Prison and palace and reverberation
    Of thunder of spring over distant mountains
    He who was living is now dead
    We who were living are now dying
    With a little patience
    Here is no water but only rock
    Rock and no water and the sandy road
    The road winding above among the mountains
    Which are mountains of rock without water
    If there were water we should stop and drink
    Amongst the rock one cannot stop or think
    Sweat is dry and feet are in the sand
    If there were only water amongst the rock
    Dead mountain mouth of carious teeth that cannot spit
    Here one can neither stand nor lie nor sit
    There is not even silence in the mountains
    But dry sterile thunder without rain
    There is not even solitude in the mountains
    But red sullen faces sneer and snarl
    From doors of mudcracked houses
    If there were water
    And no rock
    If there were rock
    And also water
    And water
    A spring
    A pool among the rock
    If there were the sound of water only
    Not the cicada
    And dry grass singing
    But sound of water over a rock
    Where the hermit-thrush sings in the pine trees
    Drip drop drip drop drop drop drop
    But there is no water
    Who is the third who walks always beside you?
    When I count, there are only you and I together
    But when I look ahead up the white road
    There is always another one walking beside you
    Gliding wrapt in a brown mantle, hooded
    I do not know whether a man or a woman
    —But who is that on the other side of you?
    What is that sound high in the air
    Murmur of maternal lamentation
    Who are those hooded hordes swarming
    Over endless plains, stumbling in cracked earth
    Ringed by the flat horizon only
    What is the city over the mountains
    Cracks and reforms and bursts in the violet air
    Falling towers Jerusalem Athens Alexandria
    Vienna London
    Unreal
    A woman drew her long black hair out tight
    And fiddled whisper music on those strings
    And bats with baby faces in the violet light
    Whistled, and beat their wings
    And crawled head downward down a blackened wall
    And upside down in air were towers
    Tolling reminiscent bells, that kept the hours
    And voices singing out of empty cisterns and exhausted wells.
    In this decayed hole among the mountains
    In the faint moonlight, the grass is singing
    Over the tumbled graves, about the chapel
    There is the empty chapel, only the wind's home
    It has no windows, and the door swings,
    Dry bones can harm no one.
    Only a cock stood on the rooftree
    Co co rico co co rico
    In a flash of lightning. Then a damp gust
    Bringing rain
    Ganga was sunken, and the limp leaves
    Waited for rain, while the black clouds
    Gathered far distant, over Himavant.
    The jungle crouched, humped in silence,
    Then spoke the thunder
    DA
    Datta: what have we given?
    My friend, blood shaking my heart
    The awful daring of a moment's surrender
    Which an age of prudence can never retract
    By this, and this only, we have existed
    Which is not to be found in our obituaries
    Or in memories draped by the beneficent spider
    Or under seals broken by the lean solicitor
    In our empty rooms
    DA
    Dayadhvam: I have heard the key
    Turn in the door once and turn once only
    We think of the key, each in his prison
    Thinking of the key, each confirms a prison
    Only at nightfall, aethereal rumours
    Revive for a moment a broken Coriolanus
    DA
    Damyata: The boat responded
    Gaily, to the hand expert with sail and oar
    The sea was calm, your heart would have responded
    Gaily, when invited, beating obedient
    To controlling hands
    I sat upon the shore
    Fishing, with the arid plain behind me
    Shall I at least set my lands in order?
    London Bridge is falling down falling down falling down
    Poi s'ascose nel foco che gli affina
    Quando fiam uti chelidon—O swallow swallow
    Le Prince d'Aquitaine à la tour abolie
    These fragments I have shored against my ruins
    Why then Ile fit you. Hieronymo's mad againe.
    Datta. Dayadhvam. Damyata.
    Shantih shantih shantih

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    Party rock is in the house tonight
    Everybody just have a good time
    And we gon' make you lose your mind
    Everybody just have a good time (clap!)

    Party rock is in the house tonight
    Everybody just have a good time
    (I can feel it baby!)
    And we gon' make you lose your mind
    We just wanna see you... shake that!

    In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl,
    She on my jock non-stop when we're in the spot
    Booty move her weight like she on the block
    Where the drank? I gots to know
    Tight jeans, tattoo 'cause I'm rock and roll
    Half-black half-white domino
    Gain the money Oprah Doe!

    Yo!
    I'm running through these hoes like Drano
    I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo
    We party rock! Yeah, that's the crew that I'm repping
    On a rise to the top no lead/Led in our Zeppelin
    Hey!

    Party rock is in the house tonight
    Everybody just have a good time
    And we gon' make you lose your mind
    Everybody just have a good time

    Let's go

    Party rock is in the house tonight
    Everybody just have a good time
    (I can feel it baby!)
    And we gon' make you lose your mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by gamer (#4)
    I have a question for all of you.

    How do you all sleep at night?

    Like really?

    Mash in and mash out it's the same crap. You all just gang up on the Australian's because of our timezones. Do you know how hard it is to produce in a 18/6 turbo with a midnight daystart? I may be the greatest mafia player alive but even I struggle sometimes. The only times in the last several years that I have been able to perform in these conditions have been when I was so depressed I was pretending at work. When I had so little to offer humanity that I rather channeled my time towards these feckless endeavours.

    You people disgust me. Your parents would be disgusted.
    ##Vote gamer

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