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    Grandpa's First Computer - A Mafia Game for Boomers and Soon to be Boomers

    just trying to work out how to pay this nigerian prince 1 sec

    [Grandpa's First Computer - A Mafia Game for Boomers and Soon to be Boomers]
    Hosted By: MacDougall
    Start Date: Tuesday, January, 18, 10am
    SOD/EOD: 10am, Australian Eastern Standard Time (which is 7pm US ET and 12pm GMT
    Phase Lengths: 48/24
    Mechanics: Some 13er setup that I haven't decided yet but it'll be some sort of open 13er template because I am a boomer and can't make a complicated game
    Night Chat: Mafia only
    Out of Thread Communication: Disallowed
    Posting Requirement: Don't zero post I guess
    Setup: Open ... something something, make suggestions
    1) Hollowkatt
    2) JackOfHearts2005
    3) Marmot
    4) Nanook
    5) BATMAN
    6) TonyStarkPrime
    7) Guillotina
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    10) Happy
    11) Raskolnikov
    12) Michelle
    13) Vandyfan
    14) Benneh
    15) DoctorZeus
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    Subs

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    2) KnightsOfCydonia
    3) Master Radishes
    4) Frog
    5) Twice Shrunk


    This game is limited to members of MU that are over the age of 28 (as of conception, not birth). If you lie about your age and sign up anyway you will go to prison.

    This is the first time I've tried to run a game on MU without assistance. I promise to make a fool of myself. Sign up if you like fun game flavour cuz imma write some doozys.
    Last edited by Macdougall; January 15th, 2022 at 10:50 PM.

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    born in 1977 I am solidly in the GenX/Xennial bucket

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowkatt (#2)
    /in
    born in 1977 I am solidly in the GenX/Xennial bucket
    Gen X are boomers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#3)
    Quote Originally Posted by hollowkatt (#2)
    /in
    born in 1977 I am solidly in the GenX/Xennial bucket
    Gen X are boomers
    get off my lawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#1)
    over the age of 28.
    this is targeted harassment

    run it next month, coward

    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#2181)
    ...meow?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa (#10803)
    REVEAL (PART SEVEN)

    In first place and winning the Mafia Championship with 99 points is...







    @katze (Throne of Lies)!
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal (#174)
    tl;dr: kat called my $%#! small, I townread it
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#8516)
    Quote Originally Posted by Justplayingitcool (#8515)
    The reality is that when you've soft defended half the wolf team, and tried to kill who I perceive as villagers, it's impossible for me to ever take that slot out of the PoE, or even trust them. I feel like they tried to open the PoE by bringing C4 back into the spotlight.
    hey put respect on my name

    i also hard defended the other half of the wolfteam
    Quote Originally Posted by Hally (#39)
    what if kat is vt

    would she throw like this
    Quote Originally Posted by neopest (#1)
    Today we celebrate the life, career, piety, and knowledge of Katze. The one who exposed the world to this truth and gave meaning to life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#217)
    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#160)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#42)
    ##Vote Sleep

    im tired and feel like staying in bed

    also we don’t have enough info to execute someone d1 or something
    This immediately pings me a bit. Partially because i know it's not smart but also seems like he doesn't wanna step on toes so early.
    Yo katze

    I feel like this might have been a joke post

    But also i feel like there's some truth behind every joke and I just got pinged by this

    So can you tell me the rationale behind this post?
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#738)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#736)
    How confident are you feeling on your kat SR? I'm still only seeing it.
    Like 100% she's either wolf or pr
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#587)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#586)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#584)
    katze is trying to discredit me without even asking why i think she's wolfy LMAO
    im discrediting you because i near-constantly watch you tunnel villagers every game you play

    i don't really care why you wolfread me
    I think my ratio of being right to wrong is actually close to as good as yours, it's just when i'm wrong i'm a lot louder about it

    also you are either a wolf or a PR, nowhere in between
    There's no inquisitiveness in your posts at all
    you are posting to placate rather than to hunt
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#762)
    Champs Practice Game 2: (Not So) Classic Movies Night 1 Results

    Marluxion has died. They were: Town.

    Night 1 has ended.

    Night 1 ended at 5:00 PM EDT on Sunday, May 2nd, 2021.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#2141)
    katze (Vanilla Town)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#2143)
    Wait kat was VT? Lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#714)
    Katze is uwu
    Quote Originally Posted by illario (#2944)
    Pretty sure Katze is just an innocent memer gamer girl who likes to joke around and play seriously as well and genuinely gets upset when her jokes are taken seriously and her seriousness is taken as jokes

    And if she’s maf then she’s just a borderline sociopath memer girl whose jokes are just lies and her seriousness are just lies and everything about her is a lie and if she flips maf this game and I see her say anything remotely scummy in a future game I’m just gonna death tunnel her to the ends of the earth regardless of how genuine her posts may feel
    Quote Originally Posted by AYAYA (#6543)
    signing my posts makes me feel subhuman

    - chloe
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#238)
    you're not a reliable source of redcheck yet
    Quote Originally Posted by nutella
    i looked away for five minutes and katze faked a red?
    Quote Originally Posted by Makaze (#5)
    Why are you doing this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#11644)
    katze how the hell do you have 225 posts in a dead end phase
    Quote Originally Posted by vanity. (#8832)
    ok katze is trolling me lmao

    i feel your pain chloe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#5)
    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#1)
    over the age of 28.
    this is targeted harassment

    run it next month, coward
    just lie about your age and roleplay as a boomer and you're fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#6)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#5)
    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#1)
    over the age of 28.
    this is targeted harassment

    run it next month, coward
    just lie about your age and roleplay as a boomer and you're fine
    Given that Katze has really bad memes, like boomers, I think they qualify

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    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#5)
    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#1)
    over the age of 28.
    this is targeted harassment

    run it next month, coward
    Tell everyone how dumb it will be until then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#6)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#5)
    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#1)
    over the age of 28.
    this is targeted harassment

    run it next month, coward
    just lie about your age and roleplay as a boomer and you're fine
    are you trying to get me arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#2181)
    ...meow?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa (#10803)
    REVEAL (PART SEVEN)

    In first place and winning the Mafia Championship with 99 points is...







    @katze (Throne of Lies)!
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal (#174)
    tl;dr: kat called my $%#! small, I townread it
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#8516)
    Quote Originally Posted by Justplayingitcool (#8515)
    The reality is that when you've soft defended half the wolf team, and tried to kill who I perceive as villagers, it's impossible for me to ever take that slot out of the PoE, or even trust them. I feel like they tried to open the PoE by bringing C4 back into the spotlight.
    hey put respect on my name

    i also hard defended the other half of the wolfteam
    Quote Originally Posted by Hally (#39)
    what if kat is vt

    would she throw like this
    Quote Originally Posted by neopest (#1)
    Today we celebrate the life, career, piety, and knowledge of Katze. The one who exposed the world to this truth and gave meaning to life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#217)
    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#160)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#42)
    ##Vote Sleep

    im tired and feel like staying in bed

    also we don’t have enough info to execute someone d1 or something
    This immediately pings me a bit. Partially because i know it's not smart but also seems like he doesn't wanna step on toes so early.
    Yo katze

    I feel like this might have been a joke post

    But also i feel like there's some truth behind every joke and I just got pinged by this

    So can you tell me the rationale behind this post?
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#738)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#736)
    How confident are you feeling on your kat SR? I'm still only seeing it.
    Like 100% she's either wolf or pr
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#587)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#586)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#584)
    katze is trying to discredit me without even asking why i think she's wolfy LMAO
    im discrediting you because i near-constantly watch you tunnel villagers every game you play

    i don't really care why you wolfread me
    I think my ratio of being right to wrong is actually close to as good as yours, it's just when i'm wrong i'm a lot louder about it

    also you are either a wolf or a PR, nowhere in between
    There's no inquisitiveness in your posts at all
    you are posting to placate rather than to hunt
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#762)
    Champs Practice Game 2: (Not So) Classic Movies Night 1 Results

    Marluxion has died. They were: Town.

    Night 1 has ended.

    Night 1 ended at 5:00 PM EDT on Sunday, May 2nd, 2021.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#2141)
    katze (Vanilla Town)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#2143)
    Wait kat was VT? Lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#714)
    Katze is uwu
    Quote Originally Posted by illario (#2944)
    Pretty sure Katze is just an innocent memer gamer girl who likes to joke around and play seriously as well and genuinely gets upset when her jokes are taken seriously and her seriousness is taken as jokes

    And if she’s maf then she’s just a borderline sociopath memer girl whose jokes are just lies and her seriousness are just lies and everything about her is a lie and if she flips maf this game and I see her say anything remotely scummy in a future game I’m just gonna death tunnel her to the ends of the earth regardless of how genuine her posts may feel
    Quote Originally Posted by AYAYA (#6543)
    signing my posts makes me feel subhuman

    - chloe
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#238)
    you're not a reliable source of redcheck yet
    Quote Originally Posted by nutella
    i looked away for five minutes and katze faked a red?
    Quote Originally Posted by Makaze (#5)
    Why are you doing this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#11644)
    katze how the hell do you have 225 posts in a dead end phase
    Quote Originally Posted by vanity. (#8832)
    ok katze is trolling me lmao

    i feel your pain chloe.

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    If these dang millennials would just cut back on their avocado toast and Starbucks crap a chinos they'd be able to afford a house but all they do is whine and moan instead, when I was their age I shined shoes and worked at the sawmill and look at me now, but no these snowflake millenials need their entitlements like "safe working conditions" and "mental health," phooey i say!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NANOOKTHECONQUEROR (#10)
    If these dang millennials would just cut back on their avocado toast and Starbucks crap a chinos they'd be able to afford a house but all they do is whine and moan instead, when I was their age I shined shoes and worked at the sawmill and look at me now, but no these snowflake millenials need their entitlements like "safe working conditions" and "mental health," phooey i say!
    taking this as an in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#12)
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    taking this as an in

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripleHaven (#284)
    HEY $%#!S
    Since some people obviously don't know this, even though it should be BASIC COMMON SENSE, I guess i have to point it out. if you are PR, and are about to be misyeeted, YOU NEED TO CLAIM. You need to claim with at least 45 seconds, preferably 1 minute left so that people have time to refresh and unvote you. If you claim at 30 seconds, if you claim at 15 seconds, if you don't claim at all, YOU WILL BE MISYEETED. PR staying alive is extremely important for town. There was a post on the general mafia forum about win rates when PR is yeeted D1 in turbos and its 1/14 or some $%#!.

    I'm not going to call this gamethrowing, because some new players might not understand how important PR is to a setup, and others come from sites where you can't claim as PR. But please, for the love of god, claim if you're being killed. Thank you.

    Copypasta over.
    Quote Originally Posted by King Bowser (#5246)
    Just picture King Bowser wearing baggy cargo pants, and trying to shove an enormous fluffy and supremely enraged kitty into his pockets all game, and all that happens is the cat keeps biting him and clawing him and tearing up his scaly flesh, while hissing and screeching with rage the whole time.

    Yet King Bowser is just as stubborn and insists the kitty goes in his pocket, despite numerous failed attempts.

    In the end, kitty was never pocketed. Did not survive the process, but left Bowser bloody and shredded and looking quite the fool.

    Then everyone else in town is like, dude, Bowser, what happened to your faaaaaace. And your cat.

    I uh... cut myself shaving. I'm still totally townie, honest.

    That is the legend of Goat Cat.

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    time to introduce my fellow boomers to discord and eggdog memes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripleHaven (#15)
    can i be the token zoomer
    prison

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    Quote Originally Posted by marmot (#16)
    time to introduce my fellow boomers to discord and eggdog memes.
    play me off piano cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ezradekezra
    I AM NOT OPENWOLFING!!!!11!!!11!!1!!!!1!
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#11056)


    guys what the $%#!

    45
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#11963)
    i wonder how much c4/ezra have cost makaze in hosting costs single handedly via this thread

    13
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    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#232)
    whats your opinion on c4/ezras contributions to the no mods thread
    i and the other mods wouldn’t have a job if not for them

    they’re a vital part of MU’s economy
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    Apparently I gotta thank that Abrakadabra person for hosting the game. It says here they did an excellent job with the setup and the discord server chats and finding crack replacement players, or replacement players who were on crack, whichever it may be.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ezradekezra (#14339)
    69
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#14340)
    69

    nice

    i stole it

    ive been waiting way too long for this

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    IT WAS LITERALLY THE SAME SECOND THIS ISNT FAIR

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowkatt (#22)
    I can't wait for us all to forget what time the game starts, show up confused, and then miss EOD
    oh sure, you can afford to be all la-dee-dah with your time and treat forum mafia like it's a game, but then they have to send me in as a substitute to clean up after your mess, you ungrateful whippersnapper.
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    not only did knights have a super importantrole

    but it was their birthday
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    i literally put 3 different timezones in the op.. what more do you want from me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#1)
    2) Katze
    pls no

    i was making funny joke i do not want to play boomer game

    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#2181)
    ...meow?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa (#10803)
    REVEAL (PART SEVEN)

    In first place and winning the Mafia Championship with 99 points is...







    @katze (Throne of Lies)!
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal (#174)
    tl;dr: kat called my $%#! small, I townread it
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#8516)
    Quote Originally Posted by Justplayingitcool (#8515)
    The reality is that when you've soft defended half the wolf team, and tried to kill who I perceive as villagers, it's impossible for me to ever take that slot out of the PoE, or even trust them. I feel like they tried to open the PoE by bringing C4 back into the spotlight.
    hey put respect on my name

    i also hard defended the other half of the wolfteam
    Quote Originally Posted by Hally (#39)
    what if kat is vt

    would she throw like this
    Quote Originally Posted by neopest (#1)
    Today we celebrate the life, career, piety, and knowledge of Katze. The one who exposed the world to this truth and gave meaning to life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#217)
    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#160)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#42)
    ##Vote Sleep

    im tired and feel like staying in bed

    also we don’t have enough info to execute someone d1 or something
    This immediately pings me a bit. Partially because i know it's not smart but also seems like he doesn't wanna step on toes so early.
    Yo katze

    I feel like this might have been a joke post

    But also i feel like there's some truth behind every joke and I just got pinged by this

    So can you tell me the rationale behind this post?
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#738)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#736)
    How confident are you feeling on your kat SR? I'm still only seeing it.
    Like 100% she's either wolf or pr
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#587)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#586)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#584)
    katze is trying to discredit me without even asking why i think she's wolfy LMAO
    im discrediting you because i near-constantly watch you tunnel villagers every game you play

    i don't really care why you wolfread me
    I think my ratio of being right to wrong is actually close to as good as yours, it's just when i'm wrong i'm a lot louder about it

    also you are either a wolf or a PR, nowhere in between
    There's no inquisitiveness in your posts at all
    you are posting to placate rather than to hunt
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    Champs Practice Game 2: (Not So) Classic Movies Night 1 Results

    Marluxion has died. They were: Town.

    Night 1 has ended.

    Night 1 ended at 5:00 PM EDT on Sunday, May 2nd, 2021.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#2141)
    katze (Vanilla Town)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#2143)
    Wait kat was VT? Lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#714)
    Katze is uwu
    Quote Originally Posted by illario (#2944)
    Pretty sure Katze is just an innocent memer gamer girl who likes to joke around and play seriously as well and genuinely gets upset when her jokes are taken seriously and her seriousness is taken as jokes

    And if she’s maf then she’s just a borderline sociopath memer girl whose jokes are just lies and her seriousness are just lies and everything about her is a lie and if she flips maf this game and I see her say anything remotely scummy in a future game I’m just gonna death tunnel her to the ends of the earth regardless of how genuine her posts may feel
    Quote Originally Posted by AYAYA (#6543)
    signing my posts makes me feel subhuman

    - chloe
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#238)
    you're not a reliable source of redcheck yet
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    i looked away for five minutes and katze faked a red?
    Quote Originally Posted by Makaze (#5)
    Why are you doing this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#11644)
    katze how the hell do you have 225 posts in a dead end phase
    Quote Originally Posted by vanity. (#8832)
    ok katze is trolling me lmao

    i feel your pain chloe.

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    can i get /spec even if im 21?

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    night chat disallowed, even for wilf?

    im tempted but there's the ud mash thingie as well
    1610

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    Quote Originally Posted by roro__b (#30)
    night chat disallowed, even for wilf?

    im tempted but there's the ud mash thingie as well

    If you do join you should tell juliets

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    Quote Originally Posted by roro__b (#30)
    night chat disallowed, even for wilf?

    im tempted but there's the ud mash thingie as well
    i would assume wolves get night chat
    :wiwe

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    Quote Originally Posted by marmot (#32)
    Quote Originally Posted by roro__b (#30)
    night chat disallowed, even for wilf?

    im tempted but there's the ud mash thingie as well

    If you do join you should tell juliets
    lolol pretty funny marmot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordQuas (#27)
    do you think i could fool mac into letting me /in
    you're a boomer even if you're a zoomer tbh, boomer in spirit

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    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#28)
    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#1)
    2) Katze
    pls no

    i was making funny joke i do not want to play boomer game
    sads

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    katze wants to play the boomer game b/c katze can't resist trying to meme dunk on the olds

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    sub with the caveat i am 27 and not gonna pretend to be older when i already feel ancient as fk
    Quote Originally Posted by marry (#1747)
    also asking myself which of you kept me alive over Alexa because you knew Alexa would look into your medical file, your social security number, and your credit history before she was sure who's town and whos not.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Parente (#9861)
    Alexa has tmi tbh
    Quote Originally Posted by PunchyTheCat (#13680)
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandyfan402 (#13663)
    $%#! it
    This is for you alexa
    min
    oh boy what a surprise another alexa endorsed green flip
    Quote Originally Posted by The Front Man (#13695)
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandyfan402 (#13663)
    $%#! it
    This is for you alexa
    min

    BANG

    Contestant 24 has been eliminated!

    Wolf
    You are contestant number 24
    Please remember to submit your collective actions for night 1 and night 2!
    You win when all villagers are dead. Good luck!
    The gamethread is here . Join the wolfchat here to see your teammates (this is mandatory): HERE
    Quote Originally Posted by Insaner (#13749)
    Rich shoot alexa to make the game more fair
    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#10757)
    pockety $%#! alexa at it again... terrifying
    Quote Originally Posted by Cape90 (#10766)
    I feel betrayed by alexa, they were pocketing me pretty hard
    Quote Originally Posted by Senseless Scientist (#10797)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Union Gazette (#10753)
    catlexa has died and reveals to be a Cultist of an Old One:

    Role PM for Halloween Mash 2

    You are Aiden Osborn, [indecipherable]. You are a Cultist of [indecipherable]. You win when the Village, all other Cults of an Old One, and any other threats to your faction have been eliminated, or when nothing can stop you from doing so.

    You begin the game with 70 Sanity.

    Study of [Indecipherable
    Trigger
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    HOLY $%#!ING $%#!
    Quote Originally Posted by TripleHaven (#5890)
    Game Aftermath Post

    Holy $%#!, alexa is terrifying.
    Quote Originally Posted by staypositivefriend (#5144)
    also wow alexa's wolf-game is absolutely terrifying lmfao
    Amrock — 01/04/2022
    Oh god!

    dobby...

    jack...

    ara...

    michelle...

    Everybody I loved is gone. And all that I see is the terrifying face of the one creature that has gone noticed to everybody's tracks. Slipped through everyone's noses. To destroy all of my single friends I made through my journey.

    I can only watch in fear as it walks towards me. With its sharp fangs and silver claws. To finish what we were supposed to do yet we couldn't.

    It's over.

    Alexa has just steamrolled us.

    If only we coordinated our red lights...

    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#3706)
    katze wagon looks pretty pure
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#3707)
    Season 8 Finale! [The Mafia Championship] Day 2 Votecount

    Votes Target Voters (Posts in Phase)
    4 The Sun Fan Holyflare (123), JohnCarter (70), Wiml (85), Thunal33 (96)
    2 Thunal33 Soneji (22), The Sun Fan (67)
    2 katze alexa (128), katze (117)
    1 Wiml Pilica (30)
    1 Soneji vanity. (111)
    3 Not voting Hornet (34), Gorf (96), Boquise (105)

    View Vote History

    End day at majority is enabled. With 13 players alive, it takes 7 votes to reach majority.

    Day 2 ends at 6:00 PM EDT on Tuesday, October 12th, 2021. There are 1634076060000 remaining.
    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas (#12263)
    alexa is town but we should shoot there just to be safe
    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas (#12387)
    Quote Originally Posted by nutella (#12383)
    filthyvermin
    wolf claim
    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas (#12401)
    ##Vote nutella
    Quote Originally Posted by The Front Man (#12407)
    Quote Originally Posted by nutella (#12383)
    filthyvermin
    Contestant 32 has been eliminated!

    Wolf
    You are contestant number 32
    Please remember to submit your collective actions for night 1 and night 2!
    You win when all villagers are dead. Good luck!
    The gamethread is here . Join the wolfchat here to see your teammates (this is mandatory): HERE
    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas (#12410)
    ##Vote Abraxas
    Quote Originally Posted by alexa (#3505)


    screams in me thinking i had to finish this by 4:15
    Quote Originally Posted by stayhappyfriend (#4471)
    Btw Alexa used the bronana-tell yesterday, she is out of scumrange now

    Happy
    Quote Originally Posted by Oshawott (#14037)
    i think alexa might have almost left wolf range when she was ending every sentence previously with "gl"

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    I've been told to sign up

    I am, uh, old! Yes I am old! No jail more that 87 year old nosiree!

    /in if you'll have me

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    I'm amused by how many 27s there are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bladescape (#40)
    /in

    I'm amused by how many 27s there are.
    I'm not.

    No talent loafer hacks, the lot of you

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    lol i just made the cut

    in

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    woo rask

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    I'm inning Quas cuz I don't need no permission

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#44)
    woo rask
    Boomer hype! Speaking of which @Visorslash

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    Damn, couple of months short. But boomer at heart.

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    My booomer qualifications:
    1) I said “Call me whatever, just don’t call me late for supper” twice in the past week.
    2) I go to the chiropractor once a week and call it “getting cracked”.
    3)I have visited a podiatrist.
    4)I have accidentally called it “The Facebook”.
    5)I prefer phone calls to long text messages.
    6)I use proper punctuation and spelling in said infrequent text messages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raskolnikov (#46)
    Quote Originally Posted by Macdougall (#44)
    woo rask
    Boomer hype! Speaking of which @Visorslash
    im still on holiday

    dont sour my freedom with ww :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by bladescape (#40)
    /in

    I'm amused by how many 27s there are.
    1994 is the pristine group, the GOATs tbh

    Not an in btw, already in'd two other games tbh
    Reeee-ing into the void and flailing around like a magikarp since 2013

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