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    Grandpa's First Computer aka Boomer Mafia (Game Threaderooni)

    [Grandpa's First Computer - A Mafia Game for Boomers and Soon to be Boomers]
    Hosted By: MacDougall
    Start Date: Tuesday, January, 18, 10am
    SOD/EOD: 10am, Australian Eastern Standard Time (which is 7pm US ET and 12pm GMT)
    Phase Lengths: 48/24
    Mechanics: Modified Ninjas and Guns 17er as seen here.
    Night Chat: Mafia only.
    Out of Thread Communication: Disallowed
    Posting Requirement: We all go to bed early around here so limit your posts to 200 posts per day (it will lift one hour prior to end of day). Min posts 10 per phase otherwise you will get subbed out prior to day 3, post day 3 you will be modkilled.
    Last edited by Macdougall; January 15th, 2022 at 07:57 PM.

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    Grandpa's First Computer: Game Information!

    This is an automated game of Mafia.


    Setup - 17 Players

    Any of the following roles may appear:

    Town

    Vanilla Town
    Town Alignment Cop
    Town Doctor
    Town Miller
    Town Role Cop
    Town Vigilante
    Town Roleblocker
    Town Jailkeeper
    Town Bodyguard
    Town Tracker
    Town Watcher
    Town Mason
    Town Lover
    Town Neighbor
    Town Innocent Child
    Town Full Cop
    Town Arsonist
    Town Firefighter
    Town Day Vigilante
    Town Jack of All Trades
    Town Universal Backup
    Town Alignment Oracle
    Town Role Oracle
    Town Parity Cop
    Town Suicide Bomber
    Town Poisoner
    Town Healer
    Town Motion Detector
    Town Voyeur
    Town Treestump
    Town Neapolitan
    Town Day Desperado
    Town Night Desperado
    Town Vanilla Cop


    Mafia

    Mafia Goon
    Mafia Doctor
    Mafia Godfather
    Mafia Role Cop
    Mafia Vigilante
    Mafia Roleblocker
    Mafia Jailkeeper
    Mafia Bodyguard
    Mafia Tracker
    Mafia Watcher
    Mafia Lover
    Mafia Neighbor
    Mafia Full Cop
    Mafia Arsonist
    Mafia Firefighter
    Mafia Framer
    Mafia Day Vigilante
    Mafia Jack of All Trades
    Mafia Universal Backup
    Mafia Role Oracle
    Mafia Parity Cop
    Mafia Suicide Bomber
    Mafia Poisoner
    Mafia Healer
    Mafia Motion Detector
    Mafia Voyeur
    Mafia Treestump
    Mafia Neapolitan
    Mafia Alignment Cop
    Mafia Vanilla Cop

    Evil Independent

    Serial Killer
    Arsonist


    Example Role PMs
    • POST RESTRICTION: You may only post 200 times per Day phase. This restriction will be lifted 1 hours before phase end.
    • Majority will be in effect starting Day 2. Day 2 onward will end the instant a majority is reached.
    • Town wins when there are no threats to Town remaining.
    • Mafia factions win when they achieve Parity and there are no other evil factions remaining at any time.
    • Votes can be made by proxy using the form below the thread. Normal voting is still allowed. The modbot will announce the vote and who submitted it in their stead. This feature can be used to facilitate voting while Muted, such as during Duels or other mechanics that do not allow posting.
    • Votes are automatically locked in when the Town must eliminate correctly.
    • Sleep is enabled. Vote for Sleep to forgo an elimination that Day.
    • Mafia factional kills are mandatory. Mafia must submit a factional kill each night, or a player outside their faction will be chosen at random.
    • Mafia factional kills are assigned. They can be tracked, watched, or roleblocked.
    • Mafia share a factional Night Kill, which is a single standard shot for their faction.
    • Mafia may communicate at any time.
    • Tied votes will result in a player being eliminated at random from among the tied players.

    Phase Lengths

    Days are 48 hours in length. Nights are 24 hours in length.

    Players

    @BATMAN
    @benneh
    @bladescape
    @DoctorZeus
    @Dolby
    @Guillotina
    @Happy
    @hollowkatt
    @Jackofhearts2005
    @marmot
    @Michelle
    @NANOOKTHECONQUEROR
    @Quick
    @Raskolnikov
    @syzygySeraph
    @tonystarkprime
    @Vandyfan402

    FAQ

    Are you unsure about how actions are processed or how roles interact with each other? Then read more here:

    ORDER OF OPERATIONS

    Night actions are processed in this order:

    Strongman kills
    Roleblocks
    Jails
    Doctors
    Bodyguards
    Kills
    Investigations
    Backups

    When an action was submitted during the night will never matter when the actions are processed.

    ACTION FEEDBACK

    These are the results you will get when you submit certain actions.

    Non-investigative roles when they submit an action (they also receive this if they are roleblocked):

    Your action on Player A was received.
    Investigative actions return results even if the target dies on the same night.

    Actions that count as visits are counted as visits even if the actor dies on the same night.

    Investigative roles (Tracker, Cop, etc.) when roleblocked:

    Your action on Player B failed.
    Trackers when tracking a person that didn't visit anyone (or if they targeted a Ninja):

    Player C did not visit anyone.
    Watchers when watching a person that wasn't visited by anyone (or only visited by a Ninja):

    Player D was not visited by anyone.
    Alignment Cop when investigating a town-aligned player (or a Godfather):

    Player E is Town
    Watcher when watching a person that was visited by multiple people:

    Player F was visited by Player G, Player H, Player I
    FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

    How do I submit my action?
    Use the form below the game thread. If your role has a night action, the form will only be visible during night phases. It's not possible to submit actions in advance of the night phase.

    What does it mean if the Mafia Host says that night kills are assigned?
    In games with this setting turned on, the member of the mafia team that made the most recent night kill submission will be the one assigned to the kill, which means that the kill can be blocked if a Town Roleblocker or Town Jailkeeper target the mafia player in question. Similarly, the kill can be tracked and watched by Town Trackers and Town Watchers. If this setting isn't turned on, then it doesn't matter who the last person to submit the mafia kill is, as the kill is unblockable and untrackable in this case.

    Where do I find example role PM's?
    This thread contains example role PM's for all roles currently supported by the Modbot as well as information on the various modifiers. Here you will find the answers to a lot of questions not covered in this FAQ section.

    Which roles can self-target?
    Only Watchers are able to use their ability on themselves at night. This means that Doctors or Jailkeepers aren't able to protect themselves, for example.

    Which roles are not able to target the same players on consecutive nights?
    Doctors, Jailkeepers, and Roleblockers are not allowed to target the same player twice in a row. Everyone else is, including Bodyguards. Note that this non-consecutive restriction still holds true even if one of these three roles were blocked the night before when targeting the person that they're attempting to target again.

    What happens if Jailkeeper A and Jailkeeper B or Roleblocker A and Roleblocker B target each other (and are not targetted by other blockers)?
    In the case of Jailkeepers, they will block and protect each other. In the case of Roleblockers, they also block each other. This means that the two players are trackable to each other that night by Trackers and Watchers. It also means that if one of them is mafia and happens to simultaneously be the one submitting the factional kill that night in a game with assigned kills, then this kill is blocked. This same principle applies to longer loops. I.e. in a A > B > C > D > A loop, everyone is blocked.

    What happens if Jailkeeper A targets Roleblocker B who targets Jailkeeper A?
    Jailkeeper A will be blocked in this scenario. Refer to the order of operations: Roleblocks process before jails.

    What happens if Jailkeeper A targets Roleblocker B who targets Player C?
    As stated above, roleblocks process before jails, so Roleblocker B will successfully block Player C. I.e. Jailkeeper A will fail to block Roleblocker B, but will still protect Roleblocker B.

    What happens if Jailkeeper A targets Jailkeeper B and Jailkeeper B targets Jailkeeper C (who isn't targeting any of the former two)?
    In this case, Jailkeeper A would prevent Jailkeeper B's block from occuring, meaning that Jailkeeper C's action is not blocked.

    If an X-Shot role is blocked while using a shot, do they lose that shot forever?
    Yes. A 1-shot Vigilante being blocked while attempting to kill someone will not have their shot refunded.

    If someone with a Strongman modifier kills Player A who is protected by Bodyguard B, who dies?
    Player A will die, and Bodyguard B will survive.

    Can a mafia team choose not to kill anyone during a night?
    The host can determine this using the Mafia Factional Kill setting. Kills can be mandatory, optional, or disabled altogether.

    The default is No. The mafia factional kill is compulsory. This is done in order to avoid deadlocked games where the town keeps no eliminating and the mafia refuses to submit a kill. If the game has assigned kills, it will be randomized which member of the team is carrying out the kill.

    If there is only one mafia member left in a game without assigned kills, can the mafia factional kill then be blocked and/or tracked?
    No.

    Can the mafia submit a kill for one of their own members?
    No.

    If I kill someone, does their night action, if they have one, still succeed?
    Yes, killing someone doesn't prevent them from performing their night action (unless they investigated someone, in which case they will not receive a report). Refer to the order of operations: All kills happen at the end of the night, and everyone pulls the trigger simultaneously.

    Can individual night actions be proxied on mafia teams?
    No. If the mafia team has a Mafia Roleblocker, for example, and they want to use this role's action, then the player occupying that slot must submit the action themselves.

    If a Lover is shot during the night, while the other Lover is protected that night, does the other Lover still die?
    Yes. It's not possible to prevent a Lover from dying of love sickness.

    If a Bodyguard protects Lover A, while Lover B is shot during that same night, what happens?
    A dies of love sickness and Bodyguard lives.

    If there are any Innocent Childs in the game, are these confirmed in the thread right when the game begins?
    No. Innocent Childs are able to decide themselves when or if they wish to have the Modbot confirm their role and alignment in the thread. Note that this is exclusively a day action and that it can take up to one minute for the Modbot to process the action.

    What results are Alignment Cops, Full Cops and Role Cops given if they investigate a Godfather or a Miller?
    Alignment Cops are told "Town" for Godfathers and "Mafia" for Millers. Full Cops are told "Vanilla Town" for Godfathers and "Mafia Goon" for Millers. Role Cops are told "Godfather" for Godfathers and "Miller" for Millers.

    Can Role Cops tell the difference between a Vanilla Town and Mafia Goon?
    No. They are told "Vanilla" when investigating either of these two roles.

    If I roleblock someone with a Bulletproof Vest, will that nullify the effect of the vest?
    No. Bulletproof Vests are passive modifiers that cannot be blocked from working.

    If I roleblock Masons, Neighbors or Lovers with out of thread communication privileges, can I prevent them from talking at night?
    No.

    If I roleblock a Godfather, will they still be revealed as being town-aligned to Alignment Cops and Full Cops that night?
    Yes.

    Are you wondering about how to vote, submit night actions or multi-isolate players? Read about this and more here:

    HOW TO VOTE

    Our forum votes for someone by using the vote tags: [V]Thingyman[/V]. Preview:

    ##Vote Thingyman

    Make sure that you spell out the full, correct name. Abbreviations or misspelled names will not be registered by the Modbot.

    To unvote, use the tags: [UNV][/UNV] . When unvoting you do not need to enter the name of the person that you are unvoting. Preview:

    ##Unvote

    HOW TO VOTE BY PROXY / ANONYMOUSLY


    Select your vote choice and click submit using the form at the bottom of the thread.

    Big Image: https://i.imgur.com/hBJ7arR.gif
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    VOTING BUTTONS


    You can also quickly vote for someone by clicking on the box with a checkmark icon, which will bring up an alphabetized dropdown containing the names of living players:



    This will insert [V][/V] tags with the name of the player you selected in the dropdown, perfect every time.

    Click the empty checkbox button to insert [UNV][/UNV].
    HOW TO SUBMIT NIGHT ACTIONS

    If you have a night action, simply submit this at night by scrolling to the bottom of the game thread. Here you will find a night action form like this:



    Click the dropdown and select the player whom you wish to use your night action on. You can change it as many times as you wish before the deadline expires.
    HOW TO REQUEST A VOTECOUNT

    Votecounts will appear automatically at various intervals, but you can also call up votecounts yourself by following these steps:

    First, you need to apply to join "Mafia Game Hosts" under Permission Groups.

    Second, once your request has been approved, you will be able to call up votecounts by simply pushing the "Post Votecount" button in the top right corner of any game thread that you'd like an updated votecount for.

    OTHER SPECIAL FEATURES

    VIEWING VOTE HISTORY

    There are three ways to access the vote history for any game.

    1. Click on the "Vote History" button in the top right corner of the game thread:

    2. Click on the "View Vote History" link, which accompanies all votecounts:

    3. Click on Modbot in the top forum menu. This will give you a list of ongoing and completed games:



      Next, simply click on "Vote History" to view all votes for that game.

    Following any of the above three steps will bring you to an overview like this one:



    Click on a Voter's username to view all of the votes by their slot.

    Click on a Target's username to view all of the votes for their slot.

    ISOLATING A PLAYER'S POSTS

    If you wish to read a player's posts in isolation, simply click on "ISO" in the top right corner of one of that player's posts in the relevant thread as illustrated here:



    Alternatively, you can access a player's posts in isolation by clicking on the number next to "Replies:" in the forum lobby.



    Doing so will pull up a window listing the post counts for everyone who has posted in that thread. You access someone's posts in isolation by simply clicking on the number next to "Posts:" for that person.



    The ISO view itself has Quote and Multi-Quote buttons inside it, which will make it very easy to quickly quote a lot of a player's posts for analysis or commentary:


    MULTI-ISOLATING

    If you wish to read not just one player's posts, but you want to ISO multiple players, then click the "Multi ISO" button to the left of "Game Tools" and select the players in question as shown here:


    MULTI-QUOTING WHILE THREAD IS LOCKED

    Note that you can multi-quote posts from even locked game threads. This is useful for when you wish to reread the game and do work during night phases.

    After quoting the relevant posts, you simply open a different, opened thread and press "Go Advanced". Then add the quotes to your post by clicking the prompt below the post area as shown here:



    Now, of course you can't post your work in the game thread while the thread is locked, but you can copy paste and save your work to a local file or the cloud and have it ready to post the very next day phase (if you're still alive, that is).

    BOOKMARKS

    Whenever you open a game thread, you are able to bookmark posts. This is for many players an important tool for keeping track of and remembering vital pieces of information, reads, claims etc.

    Also, note that these bookmarks are saved to your user account, meaning that it eliminates the trouble associated with keeping notes between different computers/devices.

    If you want to bookmark a post, you simply scroll to the post that you want to bookmark and press "Set Bookmark" as shown here:



    This will call up 5 different colored icons (Blue, Red, Yellow, Green, and Black) on the right side of the post in question. You can click any of these icons, which will then prompt you to include a note for the post.

    If you don't want to include a note, you don't have to - just leave it blank. The color coding in itself can be a valuable tool. Maybe you want to use Red bookmarks for posts that you find suspicious, Green bookmarks for posts that you find townie, Black bookmarks for posts containing claims, or whatever system you can think of that will be helpful to you.



    Once this is done, you have now successfully bookmarked a post with a certain color and maybe even a note. If you wish to remove the bookmark again, click on "Unset Bookmark".

    How do I access bookmarks?

    There are two ways to access your bookmarks.
    1. Inside a game thread, you can access the bookmarks for that specific game by simply right clicking on the "Bookmark" button and opening the link.

      This will bring you to a separate page that is automatically filtered to only show bookmarks from the game thread that you accessed the page from.
    2. You can also access your bookmarks by going to Features in the site's top menu:



      This will bring you to a page where no bookmarks are shown by default. However, you have several filtering options.

      You can filter by Game, by Player and by Color - and all of them at once if you so wish.

      Here's an example of filtering by only red bookmarks in one specific game:



    If you want to be taken directly to one of your bookmarked posts, you just click the post number.

    How do I quote bookmarks?

    You can also multi-quote bookmarked posts by clicking the little "+" button seen above on the far right side of each bookmark.

    Once you have multi-quoted all the bookmarked posts that you want to quote, you will then have to go to the game thread in which you wish to quote the bookmarked posts.

    Here you have two ways of quoting the posts.

    1. Click on "Reply With Quote" on another post as shown here:



      You will then probably want to delete the last post quoted in the reply box, but otherwise you should be good to go.
    2. Or you can do the more smooth option and click the "Reply To Thread" button at the top and bottom of the game thread - as shown here:



      By doing this you will open up a reply box containing only your multi-quoted bookmarked posts.

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    Grandpa's First Computer

    DEAR GRANDDAUGHTER,

    THANK YOU FOR THIS COMPUTER. I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT AND ALREADY GOT MYSELF ON THE FACEBOOK BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WORK OUT HOW TO GET BACK INTO IT SO I JUST MADE A NEW ONE. ACTUALLY I DID THAT FIVE TIMES.

    I DID GET THIS VERY INTERESTING OFFER VIA EMAIL AND I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM NOW EXTREMELY WEALTHY. WHEN THE MONEY GETS TRANSFERRED TO MY ACCOUNT I WILL MAKE SURE TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR A NICE LUNCHEON. I DON'T WANT TO SAY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT THOUGH BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW THESE THINGS CAN GET.

    I SAW YOUR GREAT AUNT SALLY A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. SHE HAD COME TO VISIT TO INFORM ME ABOUT THE UPCOMING FAMILY REUNION. I ALREADY KNEW ABOUT IT OF COURSE BUT SHE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT I GOT THE MESSAGE. NOW THAT I HAVE THE FACEBOOK AND THE EMAIL I AM SURE THIS WONT BE A PROBLEM ANYMORE.

    THANK YOU AGAIN. TRULY MARVELOUS INVENTION THIS.

    YOUR POP,
    JAY WIMSACK

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    « Day 1 Start »
    Grandpa's First Computer Day 1 Start

    Day 1 has begun.

    Day 1 ends at 7:00 PM EST on Tuesday, January 18th, 2022. There are 1642550460000 remaining.

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    Hello fellow players,

    I hope you all had a pleasant day. Mine was excellent as I learnt amazing things, and I figured I'd tell you about it.



    We all remember how hard it was to leave our old and lovely typing machines, and we get through another gate connecting our "personal computers" to each other while meeting up so we could play some bridge card games more efficiently.

    But now (hold your cane because if you are anything like me you will be confused then shocked probably), now, the local store saleman told me we can connect to people everywhere in the world! You just have to plug your "personal computer" to the wall and it works apparently. I think we should try so we can get Betty to play with us too! She has written to me a nice letter where she complained about being left alone by her relatives and not being able to join us this time.



    To be completely honnest with you, I think the saleman lost his mind trying to sell these machines: he pretended this thing called "the internet" - young people using yahoo say "the web", it's getting complicated I tell you - would soon replace our lovely library, our local shops, and that we would soon be ordering precooked plates there. But I am getting carried away, he was probably tired (can you imagine it? we used to work 120 hours a week and not complain, now they sit on a chair 7 hours a day and loose their mind)... anyway.

    All this to tell you we should all plug our PC to the wall behind, over there, and get started.

    I am sorry this has been unnecessary long and you all prolly want to go to the toilets now. I'll go first, but there are biscuits and tea on the table next to the door.


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    My grandson Jeremy helped me get an account set up on the internet to play this game. Thank you Jeremy! What a nice and kind boy he is.

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    This where they order pizza? Was told I could order pizza on this thing.

    Hate the typing plate, doesn't clack like the old ones used to, now that was tactile feedback.

    [vote]BATMAN[/vote] Get me some pizza.

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    Dear Vandy, don't you find it strange? I would have thought all these nice chaps (young fools call us boomers, I still don't get it) were waiting in front of the doors for an hour minimum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bladescape (#8)
    This where they order pizza? Was told I could order pizza on this thing.

    Hate the typing plate, doesn't clack like the old ones used to, now that was tactile feedback.

    [vote]BATMAN[/vote] Get me some pizza.
    nice bbcode meme. acknowledged

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    HELLO ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE, AND ALSO BLADE.

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    ##Vote hollowkatt

    mandatory and legit. you know it bronana

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    Meme meme meme meme

    mememe memememememe

    mememe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raskolnikov (#6)
    Hello fellow players,

    I hope you all had a pleasant day. Mine was excellent as I learnt amazing things, and I figured I'd tell you about it.



    We all remember how hard it was to leave our old and lovely typing machines, and we get through another gate connecting our "personal computers" to each other while meeting up so we could play some bridge card games more efficiently.

    But now (hold your cane because if you are anything like me you will be confused then shocked probably), now, the local store saleman told me we can connect to people everywhere in the world! You just have to plug your "personal computer" to the wall and it works apparently. I think we should try so we can get Betty to play with us too! She has written to me a nice letter where she complained about being left alone by her relatives and not being able to join us this time.



    To be completely honnest with you, I think the saleman lost his mind trying to sell these machines: he pretended this thing called "the internet" - young people using yahoo say "the web", it's getting complicated I tell you - would soon replace our lovely library, our local shops, and that we would soon be ordering precooked plates there. But I am getting carried away, he was probably tired (can you imagine it? we used to work 120 hours a week and not complain, now they sit on a chair 7 hours a day and loose their mind)... anyway.

    All this to tell you we should all plug our PC to the wall behind, over there, and get started.

    I am sorry this has been unnecessary long and you all prolly want to go to the toilets now. I'll go first, but there are biscuits and tea on the table next to the door.

    Damn you are too old, I am old but not this old. Now... where the hell did it leave my pager.

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    Where's my pizza. I ordered it hours ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NANOOKTHECONQUEROR (#11)
    HELLO ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE, AND ALSO BLADE.
    What is the meaning of this Mr. Nanook? If you keep up this disrespect I'll have you sued!!!

    Not sure exactly for what... but I'm sure my lawyer will work it out...

    Yours respectfully,

    Blade

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    Why are all my emails showing up next to each other. That one to Mr. Nanook should've been private.

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    I THOUGHT THIS STARTED ON TUESDAY. I DO NOT HAVE MY MAFIA PLAYING SUIT ON. I STILL NEED MY WEEKLY BATH

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    VOTE MACDOUGALL FOR MAYOR

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    I THOUGHT THIS STARTED ON TUESDAY. I DO NOT HAVE MY MAFIA PLAYING SUIT ON. I STILL NEED MY WEEKLY BATH
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    WAIT THIS STARTED? I THOUGHT THAT IT STARTED ON THE 17TH WHEN MY GRANDKIDS WEREN'T HERE

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    HELLO ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE, AND ALSO BLADE.
    What is the meaning of this Mr. Nanook? If you keep up this disrespect I'll have you sued!!!

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    YOU WOULD SUE ME? YOUR OWN FRIENDLY INTERNET ACQUAINTANCE? WHAT HAS THIS GENERATION COME TOO, WITH THEIR FRIVOLOUS LAW SUITS AND WOKE PC MOB? YOU CAN GET CANCELED JUST FOR WISHING SOMEONE A MARRY CHRISTMAS, AND HOW SAD IS THAT? BACK IN MY DAY WE SETTLED TJIS ON THE STREETS THROUGH THE POWER OF INTERPRETIVE DANCE, LIKE REAL MEN !!!

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    THIS GAME HAS STARTED 24 HOURS TO EARLY AND HAS INTERRUPTED MY WEEKLY SCHEDULE. THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

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    I SEE HERE THAT JACK OF HEARTS 2005 IS SYMPATHIZING WITH THE YOUNG PEOPLE, AND THIS IS A NEAT TRICK. YOU CAN TELL THAT HE'S YOUNG BECAUSE HE INCLUDED HIS BIRTH YEAR IN HIS "ALIAS", WHICH IS 2005

    I EXPECT A THE SILENT MAJORITY TO ACT PROMPTLY

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    I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT JACK OF HEARTS 2005 IS CONTINUING TO POST IN TEH THREAD AND THE SILENT MAJORITY HAS NOT ACTED

    IT IS 7 PM WHICH IS PRETTY LATE SO I UNDERSTAND AND WILL BE HEADED TO BED

    HOPEFULLY I REMEMBER TO TAKE MY DEMENTIA PILL SO I REMEMBER TO VOTE HIM AGAIN TOMORROW

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    I THOUGHT THIS STARTED ON TUESDAY. I DO NOT HAVE MY MAFIA PLAYING SUIT ON. I STILL NEED MY WEEKLY BATH
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    YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON WAS MY FRIEND NOT YOURS

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    ON THE ONE HAND JACK IS SHOWING ME FUNNY IMAGES WITH QUIPS. ON THE OTHER HAND SMASH THE SYSTEM AND BURN IT ALL DOWN.

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    ##Vote Jackofhearts2005

    JACK MAKES ME FEEL THINGS LIKE WHEN MY GRAND CHILDREN ARE YELLING AT THE DINNER TABLE. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST BE POLITE AND EAT THE BOILED CHICKEN I MADE.
    THEIR PARENTS ARE DOING A HORRID JOB OF RAISING THEM

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    GOODNIGHT COMPUTER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy (#47)
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    I JUST GOT MY HIP REPLACEMENT SURGERY DONE YESTERDAY.

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