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    Ampharos Thinks (a quick game)

    This game is called Ampharos Thinks. Here's how it works.

    1. I asked good friend and all around rockstar Amy A Ampharos 5 questions with a numerical answer. These could only be answered with positive integers. No decimals or fractions.

    2. I'm going to post those 5 questions here.

    3. You want to send me a PM with what you think Amy answered for each question. Your PM should have 5 answers.

    4. After a period of time I will reveal all of the guesses and the answer that Ampharos gave. The person who is closest to Ampharos' answer (going over is fine) will receive 1 point, next closest will receive 2 points, and so on until all points are given. This process will repeat for all 5 questions.

    5. The winner will be the person with the lowest total score.



    Notes: You are not trying to give the correct answer. The correct answer is irrelevant. You are simply trying to guess what Ampharos thinks the answer is. There was no research done by Ampharos when answering the questions and was all done via napkin math and top of the head estimations.


    Entries will close at noon eastern on Thursday, March 24th.


    The questions are as follows:

    1. What is the combined age of every single person (not account) that has posted at least once on Mafia Universe?



    2. You are about to be sentenced to 10 months prison time at a low security, high end, white collar correctional facility in which your safety is guaranteed. However, you're offered an alternative. You can avoid all prison time and nothing will go on your record if you agree to have X% of every paycheck for the rest of your life withheld. What is the highest value of X that you agree to let them take instead?



    3. How many ants would you have to stack on top of each other before they were as tall as a giraffe?



    4. How many different people are within three degrees of IRL separation from you? To clarify: someone you met personally is one degree of separation. Someone they met personally would be two degrees of separation. Someone those people met personally would be three degrees of separation. Internet only interactions do not count.



    5. On a scale of 1-100, inclusive, how much did you enjoy playing this? 1 being the least and 100 being the most.

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    i assume amy tried to seriously answer these and didn't say 69 five times? gamer as that would be
    :wiwe

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordQuas (#3)
    i assume amy tried to seriously answer these and didn't say 69 five times? gamer as that would be
    All answers were given serious consideration

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    sounds fake

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    ...meow?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa (#10803)
    REVEAL (PART SEVEN)

    In first place and winning the Mafia Championship with 99 points is...







    @katze (Throne of Lies)!
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal (#174)
    tl;dr: kat called my $%#! small, I townread it
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#8516)
    Quote Originally Posted by Justplayingitcool (#8515)
    The reality is that when you've soft defended half the wolf team, and tried to kill who I perceive as villagers, it's impossible for me to ever take that slot out of the PoE, or even trust them. I feel like they tried to open the PoE by bringing C4 back into the spotlight.
    hey put respect on my name

    i also hard defended the other half of the wolfteam
    Quote Originally Posted by Hally (#39)
    what if kat is vt

    would she throw like this
    Quote Originally Posted by neopest (#1)
    Today we celebrate the life, career, piety, and knowledge of Katze. The one who exposed the world to this truth and gave meaning to life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#217)
    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#160)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#42)
    ##Vote Sleep

    im tired and feel like staying in bed

    also we don’t have enough info to execute someone d1 or something
    This immediately pings me a bit. Partially because i know it's not smart but also seems like he doesn't wanna step on toes so early.
    Yo katze

    I feel like this might have been a joke post

    But also i feel like there's some truth behind every joke and I just got pinged by this

    So can you tell me the rationale behind this post?
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#738)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#736)
    How confident are you feeling on your kat SR? I'm still only seeing it.
    Like 100% she's either wolf or pr
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#587)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#586)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#584)
    katze is trying to discredit me without even asking why i think she's wolfy LMAO
    im discrediting you because i near-constantly watch you tunnel villagers every game you play

    i don't really care why you wolfread me
    I think my ratio of being right to wrong is actually close to as good as yours, it's just when i'm wrong i'm a lot louder about it

    also you are either a wolf or a PR, nowhere in between
    There's no inquisitiveness in your posts at all
    you are posting to placate rather than to hunt
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    Marluxion has died. They were: Town.

    Night 1 has ended.

    Night 1 ended at 5:00 PM EDT on Sunday, May 2nd, 2021.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#2141)
    katze (Vanilla Town)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#2143)
    Wait kat was VT? Lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#714)
    Katze is uwu
    Quote Originally Posted by illario (#2944)
    Pretty sure Katze is just an innocent memer gamer girl who likes to joke around and play seriously as well and genuinely gets upset when her jokes are taken seriously and her seriousness is taken as jokes

    And if she’s maf then she’s just a borderline sociopath memer girl whose jokes are just lies and her seriousness are just lies and everything about her is a lie and if she flips maf this game and I see her say anything remotely scummy in a future game I’m just gonna death tunnel her to the ends of the earth regardless of how genuine her posts may feel
    Quote Originally Posted by AYAYA (#6543)
    signing my posts makes me feel subhuman

    - chloe
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#238)
    you're not a reliable source of redcheck yet
    Quote Originally Posted by nutella
    i looked away for five minutes and katze faked a red?
    Quote Originally Posted by Makaze (#5)
    Why are you doing this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#11644)
    katze how the hell do you have 225 posts in a dead end phase
    Quote Originally Posted by vanity. (#8832)
    ok katze is trolling me lmao

    i feel your pain chloe.

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    Is there internet access in the prison?
    Message a ghost at Arapocalypse#0834!

    [9:07 AM] boq, bbt's boss: Be Boq
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    [9:08 AM] boq, bbt's boss: "Nice"
    [9:08 AM] boq, bbt's boss: Grab a random mug. Enjoy your coffee. Notice that it says "principal's mug" on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#6)
    Is there internet access in the prison?
    All information presented to Amy A Amphraos has been posted, sorry (any clarifications were added to the questions already)

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    Fair enough!!!!!
    Message a ghost at Arapocalypse#0834!

    [9:07 AM] boq, bbt's boss: Be Boq
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    [9:08 AM] boq, bbt's boss: "Nice"
    [9:08 AM] boq, bbt's boss: Grab a random mug. Enjoy your coffee. Notice that it says "principal's mug" on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#6)
    Is there internet access in the prison?
    if there was you know most of MU would say 100%
    :wiwe

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordQuas (#9)
    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#6)
    Is there internet access in the prison?
    if there was you know most of MU would say 100%
    Yeah, though I'm guessing you meant 0%!!
    Message a ghost at Arapocalypse#0834!

    [9:07 AM] boq, bbt's boss: Be Boq
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    [9:08 AM] boq, bbt's boss: "Nice"
    [9:08 AM] boq, bbt's boss: Grab a random mug. Enjoy your coffee. Notice that it says "principal's mug" on it

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    I probably would have submitted different answers if I had read how the game works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#10)
    Quote Originally Posted by LordQuas (#9)
    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#6)
    Is there internet access in the prison?
    if there was you know most of MU would say 100%
    Yeah, though I'm guessing you meant 0%!!
    no i meant 100%
    :wiwe

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    incidentally here are my answers

    1. 13,800

    2. 0

    3. 229 (stacked optimally)

    4. Around 76,000

    5. 1
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    incidentally, here are my answers:
    1. 13,801
    2. 1
    3. 230 (stacked somewhat suboptimally)
    4. Around 76,001
    5. 2
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    Unfortunately I am compelled to say that billymills is 100% correct.

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    I've submitted some answers in the vain hope that originating from Smogon will give some clown to clown communication advantage.

    By the way the answer is 115 ants, but that's assuming we're stacking them vertically from tail to mouth rather than having them stand on top of each other.

    The answer I submitted of course assumes the ants formed a triangle based pyramid, the most mathematically sound approach to stacking ants.
    You did not get this joke. We will try again tomorrow between 9am and 5pm.

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    You have a little less than 12 hours to submit!

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    The game will reveal at around 4pm eastern

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    The first question was " What is the combined age of every single person (not account) that has posted at least once on Mafia Universe?"

    Here were your answers:

    Name Cat 1
    arapocalypse 3,000
    katze 10,000
    Ezradekezra 10,341
    lordquas 11,500
    Lendunistus 20,000
    ladd 25,000
    Marcher Jovian 27,500
    chris 31,452
    Amys Answers 36,000
    thepretender 62,531
    billymills 88,887
    nutella 98,765
    shubaka17 100,000
    caffeineboost 200,000
    ranmilia 869,420

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#2181)
    ...meow?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa (#10803)
    REVEAL (PART SEVEN)

    In first place and winning the Mafia Championship with 99 points is...







    @katze (Throne of Lies)!
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal (#174)
    tl;dr: kat called my $%#! small, I townread it
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#8516)
    Quote Originally Posted by Justplayingitcool (#8515)
    The reality is that when you've soft defended half the wolf team, and tried to kill who I perceive as villagers, it's impossible for me to ever take that slot out of the PoE, or even trust them. I feel like they tried to open the PoE by bringing C4 back into the spotlight.
    hey put respect on my name

    i also hard defended the other half of the wolfteam
    Quote Originally Posted by Hally (#39)
    what if kat is vt

    would she throw like this
    Quote Originally Posted by neopest (#1)
    Today we celebrate the life, career, piety, and knowledge of Katze. The one who exposed the world to this truth and gave meaning to life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#217)
    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#160)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#42)
    ##Vote Sleep

    im tired and feel like staying in bed

    also we don’t have enough info to execute someone d1 or something
    This immediately pings me a bit. Partially because i know it's not smart but also seems like he doesn't wanna step on toes so early.
    Yo katze

    I feel like this might have been a joke post

    But also i feel like there's some truth behind every joke and I just got pinged by this

    So can you tell me the rationale behind this post?
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#738)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#736)
    How confident are you feeling on your kat SR? I'm still only seeing it.
    Like 100% she's either wolf or pr
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#587)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#586)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#584)
    katze is trying to discredit me without even asking why i think she's wolfy LMAO
    im discrediting you because i near-constantly watch you tunnel villagers every game you play

    i don't really care why you wolfread me
    I think my ratio of being right to wrong is actually close to as good as yours, it's just when i'm wrong i'm a lot louder about it

    also you are either a wolf or a PR, nowhere in between
    There's no inquisitiveness in your posts at all
    you are posting to placate rather than to hunt
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#762)
    Champs Practice Game 2: (Not So) Classic Movies Night 1 Results

    Marluxion has died. They were: Town.

    Night 1 has ended.

    Night 1 ended at 5:00 PM EDT on Sunday, May 2nd, 2021.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#2141)
    katze (Vanilla Town)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#2143)
    Wait kat was VT? Lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#714)
    Katze is uwu
    Quote Originally Posted by illario (#2944)
    Pretty sure Katze is just an innocent memer gamer girl who likes to joke around and play seriously as well and genuinely gets upset when her jokes are taken seriously and her seriousness is taken as jokes

    And if she’s maf then she’s just a borderline sociopath memer girl whose jokes are just lies and her seriousness are just lies and everything about her is a lie and if she flips maf this game and I see her say anything remotely scummy in a future game I’m just gonna death tunnel her to the ends of the earth regardless of how genuine her posts may feel
    Quote Originally Posted by AYAYA (#6543)
    signing my posts makes me feel subhuman

    - chloe
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#238)
    you're not a reliable source of redcheck yet
    Quote Originally Posted by nutella
    i looked away for five minutes and katze faked a red?
    Quote Originally Posted by Makaze (#5)
    Why are you doing this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#11644)
    katze how the hell do you have 225 posts in a dead end phase
    Quote Originally Posted by vanity. (#8832)
    ok katze is trolling me lmao

    i feel your pain chloe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haru Okumura (#21)
    The first question was " What is the combined age of every single person (not account) that has posted at least once on Mafia Universe?"

    Here were your answers:

    Name Cat 1
    arapocalypse 3,000
    katze 10,000
    Ezradekezra 10,341
    lordquas 11,500
    Lendunistus 20,000
    ladd 25,000
    Marcher Jovian 27,500
    chris 31,452
    Amys Answers 36,000
    thepretender 62,531
    billymills 88,887
    nutella 98,765
    shubaka17 100,000
    caffeineboost 200,000
    ranmilia 869,420
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    [6:42 AM] Makaze: people unironically liking amy's themes is tilting

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    Oh wow, definitely underestimated that one a lot!!!!!
    Message a ghost at Arapocalypse#0834!

    [9:07 AM] boq, bbt's boss: Be Boq
    [9:07 AM] boq, bbt's boss: Wait for the principal in the cafeteria
    [9:07 AM] boq, bbt's boss: Be offered coffee by the peeps there
    [9:08 AM] boq, bbt's boss: "Nice"
    [9:08 AM] boq, bbt's boss: Grab a random mug. Enjoy your coffee. Notice that it says "principal's mug" on it

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    ara if the average age of an MU user is 24 then your answer contains fewer people than anni does
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    With Ampharos' answer of 33,000 the differences were as follows

    Name Cat 1 difference score
    chris 31,452 -4,548 1
    Marcher Jovian 27,500 -8,500 2
    ladd 25,000 -11,000 3
    Lendunistus 20,000 -16,000 4
    lordquas 11,500 -24,500 5
    Ezradekezra 10,341 -25,659 6
    katze 10,000 -26,000 7
    thepretender 62,531 26,531 8
    arapocalypse 3,000 -33,000 9
    billymills 88,887 52,887 10
    nutella 98,765 62,765 11
    shubaka17 100,000 64,000 12
    caffeineboost 200,000 164,000 13
    ranmilia 869,420 833,420 14

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#26)
    ara if the average age of an MU user is 24 then your answer contains fewer people than anni does
    Message a ghost at Arapocalypse#0834!

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    [9:08 AM] boq, bbt's boss: "Nice"
    [9:08 AM] boq, bbt's boss: Grab a random mug. Enjoy your coffee. Notice that it says "principal's mug" on it

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    Question 2:

    You are about to be sentenced to 10 months prison time at a low security, high end, white collar correctional facility in which your safety is guaranteed. However, you're offered an alternative. You can avoid all prison time and nothing will go on your record if you agree to have X% of every paycheck for the rest of your life withheld. What is the highest value of X that you agree to let them take instead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#24)
    Quote Originally Posted by Haru Okumura (#21)
    The first question was " What is the combined age of every single person (not account) that has posted at least once on Mafia Universe?"

    Here were your answers:

    Name Cat 1
    arapocalypse 3,000
    katze 10,000
    Ezradekezra 10,341
    lordquas 11,500
    Lendunistus 20,000
    ladd 25,000
    Marcher Jovian 27,500
    chris 31,452
    Amys Answers 36,000
    thepretender 62,531
    billymills 88,887
    nutella 98,765
    shubaka17 100,000
    caffeineboost 200,000
    ranmilia 869,420
    i think that user total estimate is low tbh
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutella (#30)
    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#24)
    Quote Originally Posted by Haru Okumura (#21)
    The first question was " What is the combined age of every single person (not account) that has posted at least once on Mafia Universe?"

    Here were your answers:

    Name Cat 1
    arapocalypse 3,000
    katze 10,000
    Ezradekezra 10,341
    lordquas 11,500
    Lendunistus 20,000
    ladd 25,000
    Marcher Jovian 27,500
    chris 31,452
    Amys Answers 36,000
    thepretender 62,531
    billymills 88,887
    nutella 98,765
    shubaka17 100,000
    caffeineboost 200,000
    ranmilia 869,420
    i think that user total estimate is low tbh
    think of how many goddamn alts are on this website
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    Your answers:

    Name Cat 2
    Ezradekezra 0
    arapocalypse 0
    ranmilia 1
    Marcher Jovian 2
    katze 2
    Lendunistus 5
    billymills 5
    shubaka17 5
    ladd 7
    caffeineboost 10
    thepretender 23
    lordquas 25
    nutella 30
    chris 70

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    Quote Originally Posted by nutella (#30)
    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#24)
    Quote Originally Posted by Haru Okumura (#21)
    The first question was " What is the combined age of every single person (not account) that has posted at least once on Mafia Universe?"

    Here were your answers:

    Name Cat 1
    arapocalypse 3,000
    katze 10,000
    Ezradekezra 10,341
    lordquas 11,500
    Lendunistus 20,000
    ladd 25,000
    Marcher Jovian 27,500
    chris 31,452
    Amys Answers 36,000
    thepretender 62,531
    billymills 88,887
    nutella 98,765
    shubaka17 100,000
    caffeineboost 200,000
    ranmilia 869,420
    i think that user total estimate is low tbh
    think of how many goddamn alts are on this website
    yeah but think of how many randos show up and post like 10 times and dip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haru Okumura (#32)
    Your answers:

    Name Cat 2
    Ezradekezra 0
    arapocalypse 0
    ranmilia 1
    Marcher Jovian 2
    katze 2
    Lendunistus 5
    billymills 5
    shubaka17 5
    ladd 7
    caffeineboost 10
    thepretender 23
    lordquas 25
    nutella 30
    chris 70
    lol
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    Y'all know it literally tells you the number of users on the front page right? It's down in the bottom thing. I uh, put an extra digit in or something though, I have no idea what happened to my brain there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranmilia (#35)
    Y'all know it literally tells you the number of users on the front page right? It's down in the bottom thing. I uh, put an extra digit in or something though, I have no idea what happened to my brain there.
    yeah but you have to estimate how many are alts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranmilia (#35)
    Y'all know it literally tells you the number of users on the front page right? It's down in the bottom thing. I uh, put an extra digit in or something though, I have no idea what happened to my brain there.
    yeah but the question specifically said "unique users", i.e. alts don't count. and there, uh, are a lot of those
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haru Okumura (#38)
    Ampharos' Answer:

    35
    YEEEET
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haru Okumura (#38)
    Ampharos' Answer:

    35
    What the $%#!

    Amy??????

    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#2181)
    ...meow?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa (#10803)
    REVEAL (PART SEVEN)

    In first place and winning the Mafia Championship with 99 points is...







    @katze (Throne of Lies)!
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal (#174)
    tl;dr: kat called my $%#! small, I townread it
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#8516)
    Quote Originally Posted by Justplayingitcool (#8515)
    The reality is that when you've soft defended half the wolf team, and tried to kill who I perceive as villagers, it's impossible for me to ever take that slot out of the PoE, or even trust them. I feel like they tried to open the PoE by bringing C4 back into the spotlight.
    hey put respect on my name

    i also hard defended the other half of the wolfteam
    Quote Originally Posted by Hally (#39)
    what if kat is vt

    would she throw like this
    Quote Originally Posted by neopest (#1)
    Today we celebrate the life, career, piety, and knowledge of Katze. The one who exposed the world to this truth and gave meaning to life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#217)
    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#160)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#42)
    ##Vote Sleep

    im tired and feel like staying in bed

    also we don’t have enough info to execute someone d1 or something
    This immediately pings me a bit. Partially because i know it's not smart but also seems like he doesn't wanna step on toes so early.
    Yo katze

    I feel like this might have been a joke post

    But also i feel like there's some truth behind every joke and I just got pinged by this

    So can you tell me the rationale behind this post?
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#738)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#736)
    How confident are you feeling on your kat SR? I'm still only seeing it.
    Like 100% she's either wolf or pr
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#587)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#586)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#584)
    katze is trying to discredit me without even asking why i think she's wolfy LMAO
    im discrediting you because i near-constantly watch you tunnel villagers every game you play

    i don't really care why you wolfread me
    I think my ratio of being right to wrong is actually close to as good as yours, it's just when i'm wrong i'm a lot louder about it

    also you are either a wolf or a PR, nowhere in between
    There's no inquisitiveness in your posts at all
    you are posting to placate rather than to hunt
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#762)
    Champs Practice Game 2: (Not So) Classic Movies Night 1 Results

    Marluxion has died. They were: Town.

    Night 1 has ended.

    Night 1 ended at 5:00 PM EDT on Sunday, May 2nd, 2021.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#2141)
    katze (Vanilla Town)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#2143)
    Wait kat was VT? Lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#714)
    Katze is uwu
    Quote Originally Posted by illario (#2944)
    Pretty sure Katze is just an innocent memer gamer girl who likes to joke around and play seriously as well and genuinely gets upset when her jokes are taken seriously and her seriousness is taken as jokes

    And if she’s maf then she’s just a borderline sociopath memer girl whose jokes are just lies and her seriousness are just lies and everything about her is a lie and if she flips maf this game and I see her say anything remotely scummy in a future game I’m just gonna death tunnel her to the ends of the earth regardless of how genuine her posts may feel
    Quote Originally Posted by AYAYA (#6543)
    signing my posts makes me feel subhuman

    - chloe
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#238)
    you're not a reliable source of redcheck yet
    Quote Originally Posted by nutella
    i looked away for five minutes and katze faked a red?
    Quote Originally Posted by Makaze (#5)
    Why are you doing this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#11644)
    katze how the hell do you have 225 posts in a dead end phase
    Quote Originally Posted by vanity. (#8832)
    ok katze is trolling me lmao

    i feel your pain chloe.

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    Which means the scores:

    Name Cat 2 Difference score
    nutella 30 -5 1
    lordquas 25 -10 2
    thepretender 23 -12 3
    caffeineboost 10 -25 4
    ladd 7 -28 5
    Lendunistus 5 -30 6
    billymills 5 -30 6
    shubaka17 5 -30 6
    Marcher Jovian 2 -33 9
    katze 2 -33 9
    ranmilia 1 -34 11
    Ezradekezra 0 -35 12
    arapocalypse 0 -35 12
    chris 70 35 12

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haru Okumura (#38)
    Ampharos' Answer:

    35
    Huh, surprised!!!!
    Message a ghost at Arapocalypse#0834!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haru Okumura (#38)
    Ampharos' Answer:

    35
    ok so my initial answer was a fair bit lower before i sat and thought "wait how much lifetime income am i already gonna be missing out on from spending a year of my life in stasis + having to navigate the job market afterwards with a felony conviction on my record"

    i dont work in the financial sector i cant just bounce back from that sort of thing

    so it became a numbers game of "how much money would i be losing anyways just from being in prison"
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    i was SHOCKED at the number of low numbers

    35 would have been like, my minimum threshold lol

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    10% woulda been my max so lolme I guess?

    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#2181)
    ...meow?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa (#10803)
    REVEAL (PART SEVEN)

    In first place and winning the Mafia Championship with 99 points is...







    @katze (Throne of Lies)!
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal (#174)
    tl;dr: kat called my $%#! small, I townread it
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#8516)
    Quote Originally Posted by Justplayingitcool (#8515)
    The reality is that when you've soft defended half the wolf team, and tried to kill who I perceive as villagers, it's impossible for me to ever take that slot out of the PoE, or even trust them. I feel like they tried to open the PoE by bringing C4 back into the spotlight.
    hey put respect on my name

    i also hard defended the other half of the wolfteam
    Quote Originally Posted by Hally (#39)
    what if kat is vt

    would she throw like this
    Quote Originally Posted by neopest (#1)
    Today we celebrate the life, career, piety, and knowledge of Katze. The one who exposed the world to this truth and gave meaning to life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#217)
    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#160)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#42)
    ##Vote Sleep

    im tired and feel like staying in bed

    also we don’t have enough info to execute someone d1 or something
    This immediately pings me a bit. Partially because i know it's not smart but also seems like he doesn't wanna step on toes so early.
    Yo katze

    I feel like this might have been a joke post

    But also i feel like there's some truth behind every joke and I just got pinged by this

    So can you tell me the rationale behind this post?
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#738)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#736)
    How confident are you feeling on your kat SR? I'm still only seeing it.
    Like 100% she's either wolf or pr
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#587)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#586)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#584)
    katze is trying to discredit me without even asking why i think she's wolfy LMAO
    im discrediting you because i near-constantly watch you tunnel villagers every game you play

    i don't really care why you wolfread me
    I think my ratio of being right to wrong is actually close to as good as yours, it's just when i'm wrong i'm a lot louder about it

    also you are either a wolf or a PR, nowhere in between
    There's no inquisitiveness in your posts at all
    you are posting to placate rather than to hunt
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#762)
    Champs Practice Game 2: (Not So) Classic Movies Night 1 Results

    Marluxion has died. They were: Town.

    Night 1 has ended.

    Night 1 ended at 5:00 PM EDT on Sunday, May 2nd, 2021.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#2141)
    katze (Vanilla Town)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#2143)
    Wait kat was VT? Lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#714)
    Katze is uwu
    Quote Originally Posted by illario (#2944)
    Pretty sure Katze is just an innocent memer gamer girl who likes to joke around and play seriously as well and genuinely gets upset when her jokes are taken seriously and her seriousness is taken as jokes

    And if she’s maf then she’s just a borderline sociopath memer girl whose jokes are just lies and her seriousness are just lies and everything about her is a lie and if she flips maf this game and I see her say anything remotely scummy in a future game I’m just gonna death tunnel her to the ends of the earth regardless of how genuine her posts may feel
    Quote Originally Posted by AYAYA (#6543)
    signing my posts makes me feel subhuman

    - chloe
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#238)
    you're not a reliable source of redcheck yet
    Quote Originally Posted by nutella
    i looked away for five minutes and katze faked a red?
    Quote Originally Posted by Makaze (#5)
    Why are you doing this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#11644)
    katze how the hell do you have 225 posts in a dead end phase
    Quote Originally Posted by vanity. (#8832)
    ok katze is trolling me lmao

    i feel your pain chloe.

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    Question 3:

    How many ants would you have to stack on top of each other before they were as tall as a giraffe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#45)
    10% woulda been my max so lolme I guess?
    you are going to lose more than 10% just from the fallout of going to jail for 10 months

    i feel like this factor was not considered by nearly enough people
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#47)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#45)
    10% woulda been my max so lolme I guess?
    you are going to lose more than 10% just from the fallout of going to jail for 10 months

    i feel like this factor was not considered by nearly enough people
    Sounds like a skill issue

    Quote Originally Posted by Arapocalypse (#2181)
    ...meow?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa (#10803)
    REVEAL (PART SEVEN)

    In first place and winning the Mafia Championship with 99 points is...







    @katze (Throne of Lies)!
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshal (#174)
    tl;dr: kat called my $%#! small, I townread it
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#8516)
    Quote Originally Posted by Justplayingitcool (#8515)
    The reality is that when you've soft defended half the wolf team, and tried to kill who I perceive as villagers, it's impossible for me to ever take that slot out of the PoE, or even trust them. I feel like they tried to open the PoE by bringing C4 back into the spotlight.
    hey put respect on my name

    i also hard defended the other half of the wolfteam
    Quote Originally Posted by Hally (#39)
    what if kat is vt

    would she throw like this
    Quote Originally Posted by neopest (#1)
    Today we celebrate the life, career, piety, and knowledge of Katze. The one who exposed the world to this truth and gave meaning to life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#217)
    Quote Originally Posted by Transcend (#160)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#42)
    ##Vote Sleep

    im tired and feel like staying in bed

    also we don’t have enough info to execute someone d1 or something
    This immediately pings me a bit. Partially because i know it's not smart but also seems like he doesn't wanna step on toes so early.
    Yo katze

    I feel like this might have been a joke post

    But also i feel like there's some truth behind every joke and I just got pinged by this

    So can you tell me the rationale behind this post?
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#738)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#736)
    How confident are you feeling on your kat SR? I'm still only seeing it.
    Like 100% she's either wolf or pr
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#587)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#586)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#584)
    katze is trying to discredit me without even asking why i think she's wolfy LMAO
    im discrediting you because i near-constantly watch you tunnel villagers every game you play

    i don't really care why you wolfread me
    I think my ratio of being right to wrong is actually close to as good as yours, it's just when i'm wrong i'm a lot louder about it

    also you are either a wolf or a PR, nowhere in between
    There's no inquisitiveness in your posts at all
    you are posting to placate rather than to hunt
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#762)
    Champs Practice Game 2: (Not So) Classic Movies Night 1 Results

    Marluxion has died. They were: Town.

    Night 1 has ended.

    Night 1 ended at 5:00 PM EDT on Sunday, May 2nd, 2021.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mafia Host (#2141)
    katze (Vanilla Town)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiml (#2143)
    Wait kat was VT? Lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marluxion (#714)
    Katze is uwu
    Quote Originally Posted by illario (#2944)
    Pretty sure Katze is just an innocent memer gamer girl who likes to joke around and play seriously as well and genuinely gets upset when her jokes are taken seriously and her seriousness is taken as jokes

    And if she’s maf then she’s just a borderline sociopath memer girl whose jokes are just lies and her seriousness are just lies and everything about her is a lie and if she flips maf this game and I see her say anything remotely scummy in a future game I’m just gonna death tunnel her to the ends of the earth regardless of how genuine her posts may feel
    Quote Originally Posted by AYAYA (#6543)
    signing my posts makes me feel subhuman

    - chloe
    Quote Originally Posted by Thunal33 (#238)
    you're not a reliable source of redcheck yet
    Quote Originally Posted by nutella
    i looked away for five minutes and katze faked a red?
    Quote Originally Posted by Makaze (#5)
    Why are you doing this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#11644)
    katze how the hell do you have 225 posts in a dead end phase
    Quote Originally Posted by vanity. (#8832)
    ok katze is trolling me lmao

    i feel your pain chloe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#47)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#45)
    10% woulda been my max so lolme I guess?
    you are going to lose more than 10% just from the fallout of going to jail for 10 months

    i feel like this factor was not considered by nearly enough people
    Might have underestimated the "10 months" part, shrug!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#48)
    Quote Originally Posted by Ampharos (#47)
    Quote Originally Posted by katze (#45)
    10% woulda been my max so lolme I guess?
    you are going to lose more than 10% just from the fallout of going to jail for 10 months

    i feel like this factor was not considered by nearly enough people
    Sounds like a skill issue
    so does your current ranking in this game
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