KATZE DEDICATION THREAD
Throughout history, many scientists and theologists have pondered the nature of our existence. How did we get here? What is the source of the universe? Where did life come from?
For believers like me, we don't think our universe started off with a bang, but with a single joycat instead.
And these joycats live on inside of all of us, multiplying across our galaxy infinitely. Not a single atom untouched by their influence.
They are the foundation of life, the powerhouse of the cell, and the basis of all natural life on Earth. Each one of us carries joycats inside of us proudly.
Eventually there were enough joycats in the universe that God was created, and he too was a joycat. Finally, joycats began to gain sentience, a purpose, and a consciousness.
First, they were dinosaurs that roamed the Earth.
But then a joy meteor took them out.
After that incident, JoyGod decided that his next creations, humans, would not be blatantly defined by joycats. Instead, he decided, they should be their own individuals, as joycats on a larger level were incapable of living together peacefully.
Each human would still, of course, be made up of tiny, microscopic joycats, but they would not be intrinsically aware of this. JoyGod decided that only those worthy and committed to seeking the truth about life and the nature of joycats would be allowed to access forum mafia heaven.
Unfortunately though, this did not go as planned. While humans did indeed live a more peaceful life than the previous Joydinosaurs, they were rather simple. They cared very little about their origin story or about the mysteries of the universe. And so, JoyGod created Katze, a naturally pious individual and prophet, who would spread the word about joycatism.
Katze's word soon spread across the world. People were beginning to believe. But Katze could not do it alone, she took 12 apostles under her wing and educated them on the truth about life. Once their training was complete, they traveled far and wide to spread joycatism.
Today we celebrate the life, career, piety, and knowledge of Katze. The one who exposed the world to this truth and gave meaning to life.
Please leave a comment showing your love for Katze and your commitment to joycatism.