have you considered:
poopoo peepee
have you considered:
poopoo peepee
Whoa!
Chilly was really able to stay cool, watching multiple people sus him as legacy before dying and yet push it all the way through. Staying UTR really worked here.
Imagine being Psycho and pretty much set up the path for victory d1, get yeeted and still pull it off! Wow!
I have a ending flavor to write! And Achro's! Give me a few days! (I have stuff prepared!:3)
Oh
Actually you know what, I'm not too unhappy. My last reads list was absolutely on point outside getting Datisi wrong.
Why Anne Is The Greatest Player In Mafia
"Mom, I'm scared." Those were the final words that came out of my mouth as I faced against Anne, formerly known as Neopest and given the nickname Specchat hero, in a game of mafia. Coming from the epic mafia community, it is not surprising that Anne's performances are always epic. I am here to tell you today that Anne is not just a good player, but the greatest player in mafia ever. As both town and mafia, Anne has a great ability to take over and win games on her own account. As town, Anne displays the following characteristics: leadership, hard solving, perseverance, dedication, and ferociousness. While as mafia, Anne displays the following characteristics: charm, deceptive, schemer, powerwolfy, and charismatic. Some of these characteristics overlap with each other in both of her alignments.
Town Anne
As town, Anne demonstrates a strong ability to not only find obvious town, but to hunt scum dead in their tracks. Anne has a brain that is more massive than the MU player base. She has an ability to scout every single player in the player list and hold them accountable for their actions and can read between the lines. She can quickly find who is town and helps to bring them together to fight as one, which is a scary sight to see.
In addition to Anne's ability to easily find town and bring them together, she is even more dangerous and ferocious when hunting for scum. Like a tiger hunting its prey, Anne is a scary sight to see when she hunts her scum. She holds everyone's actions accountable and pinpoints each specific inconsistency to someone's approach and finds the lies that people tell. Anne will always be up in your face about every little thing you say and will catch even the smallest slips from a mafia. Even if you think Anne miss town read a mafia one day, she will make sure to backtrack her steps and catch the mafia the next day. As long as she is around, there is no escaping the ferocious Anne. She will make sure as well when she finds the mafia, she will grab 'em by the nose and punt their scummy bodies into the sun until they burn and perish away.
When she finds the mafia, she makes sure to yell about it to the entire world and attempts to get all her town on board to yeet her mafia reads onto existence. When Anne wants what she wants, there is no stopping her. She will make sure she gets it through any means necessary. Anne is like the main character in mafia, she has more thread pull than the force of gravity on the Earth. Anne has a charming and charismatic personality that gets people on her side to follow her lead. And as mafia facing a town Anne, that is a scary sight to see because when Anne is right, which is about 90.69% of the time, she will make sure to get her town reads known and her scum reads killed at any time. This demonstrates how Anne is a terrific solver and is perseverant and ferocious with her reads, which allows her to easily kill the mafia beneath her heels.
If you are mafia and facing a town Anne, all I can say is good luck and try not to pee your pants...
Mafia Anne
If you thought Anne as town as a scary sight, then just wait till you face Anne as mafia... You might as well call the game over before you even play. Don't bother wasting your time. If Anne's TWO 1st place votes in S9 Champs as mafia hasn't said enough then I don't know. You might need to get checked up at the doctor, but I hope to demonstrate to you Anne's glorious mafia skills here.
Anne as mafia has the ability to scheme the game perfectly in order to set up her or her mafia teammates for the win. Her ability to not only understand the thread state, but to see the future of the thread state through her Color of Observation Haki, she is always one step ahead of the game. She can read how people are feeling and where they are likely to vote and go against. Anne is able to set up her plan around understanding where the movement of the thread is going and use that info to manipulate the towns before they see it coming. Through this ability to see in the future and understand the state of the game, Anne is able to use her charm and deceptiveness to push her agenda and counteract any potential threat towards herself and her teammates.
Anne is known for pushing her agenda, which she is able to craft through reading the future of the game state, and is able to push it through the town through her charm and deceptiveness. Similar to Anne being a main character in her town play, she seems to have that same ability here. As mafia, Anne seems to have this plot armor involved where even when she is murdering the town left and right, she is able to evade the kill and pressure from it. She is able to make up reasoning right off the bat and make people forget her sins through her charming and cunning personality. She is then able to wash, rinse, and repeat with her agenda like anything happened. It is truly a spectacle to witness. When you get caught in Anne's pace, good luck trying to kill her.
However, there are times where Anne may face some shortcomings and get killed, just like our main character does at times. Though this rarity does exist, Anne does a great job of framing the town as her partners and does a great job of protecting her partners through her "spew" and "bussing" attitude when push comes to shove. Through this ability, Anne is able to die with a sacrifice that will protect her teammates and keep them alive to win the game.
As mafia, Anne is able to look into the future of the thread state in order to forge/create an agenda. Through her charming and cunning personality, Anne is able to push her agenda and kill as many town as she can in order to win the game. Her plot armor gives her opportunity after opportunity to survive death and evade the pressure. In the off chance Anne dies, she is able to protect her teammates and frame other town so that her team can win the game.
Conclusion
Through demonstrating Anne's amazing and glorious abilities as both town and mafia, this illustrates that no matter the setup or player list, always bet on Anne's alignment to win the game. In Anne we trust. As they say, "If there is a will, there is a way" and this perfectly represents Anne's playstyle. It is very rare to win against Anne.And she always makes it tough for her opponents regardless of their alignment. Some may say Anne is lucky to have Alexa, but in fact, Alexa is lucky to have Anne. As the quest for a champion continues, do not be surprised when Anne wins it all in S9, as she represents the rise of a new dawn in mafia, a new era of champions, a true spec chat hero.*cough*I have the pleasure of doing so.*cough*
Next time you are in a game against Anne, just pray you are on the same team as her, cause otherwise you may want to kiss your loved ones good bye before you perish on the battlefield. Anne is not a good mafia player, she is the greatest mafia player to play this game and we are all fortunate to witness her play before she retires in the hall of fame.
@neopest @Anne
Thank's @Ace Marvel, right back at ya! I love playing with you aswell, I'm going to be around more, I hope to play with you again!
I agree, I think it's my best time in mafia so far, and I really hope you reconcider not playing anymore after champs (if I got that right), I'd love to play with you again. I was euforic when you made the Koba-dance, I usually get scoldings for doing similar moves at home, now I know I'm on to something!
oh
Don't beat yourself up over it, there are plenty of people who also would've voted wrong in the end. You had many good reads throughout the game and a lot of funny posts as well!
I am so proud of you ❤️
And obviously congrats to the winners, you did a great job with the spew!
oh
Stats!
~ This was the 9th champs game for @Psycho666Soldier, which places him alone in 2nd for the most played overall (behind only @Boquise and @SilverKeith with 10 each). This was also his 3rd win, which places him in the top 30 overall. Only ten players have more. Additionally, this was Psycho's 3rd mafia-aligned win in champs, which is tied for the most all-time (with @SilverKeith,
@Fable, @Anaxagore, and @chrja).
~ This was the 8th champs game for @Jackofhearts2005, which places him tied for 3rd for the most played overall (with @Apoc). Only the three players mentioned above have played more.
~ This was the 7th champs game for @Achromatic, which places him in the top 10 overall.
~ This was the 6th champs game for @Violet, which places him in the top 20 overall.
~ @Schiavetto brings home the first win in champs in four tries for Everyone Is Mafia Mafia.
~ Via @Psycho666Soldier, this was the 5th overall champs win for Rajah, which places them among the top 30 communities.
~ Via @Achromatic, this was the 17th overall champs game for GameFAQs, placing them among the top 6 communities. Likewise, via @Jackofhearts2005, this was the 15th overall champs game for HeroClix Realms (top 10), and via @bladescape, this was the 14th overall champs game for Giant in the Playground (top 13). All of these ranks omit the biased season 1.
I may find more bits later.
This is the second game that Kpop was the most non-game related content in the the thread.![]()
koba dance being the flashwagon on hedin? xD
ggz!
Thanks for the love @Arete @neopest @Chilly
Great job Chilly. Enjoyed playing with you all. Lots of laughs. I may do a full shoutouts thing later but I just want to say @Guiri @Fontana you were some of my faves. There were several times during the game that I found it curious you hadn’t advanced. Just goes to show how packed champs has been with skillful players I think.
Thank you again @moth for swapping with me. I owe you big time![]()
No
problemo!
always happy to help out a fellow star
@Seven
Hiya, I just wanted to apologize to you because in the middle of the game I didn't really understand your process very well and that led me to go on an adventure. I am pretty sure you don't need me to tell you this, but you played very well and I hope at some point in the future we can play together again as I liked your sense of humor.
Or, in other words.
"My bad."
holy $%#!, good job Chilly
I really appreciate it, I hope we get the chance to work together in the future. Are there adjustments to your play that you would make based on what you've gathered from this game?
seven rhymes with leffen so it works
Yeah, I think if I were to be in a similar situation I would stick to more of my natural strength of town casing people instead of tryin to hunt for a wolf. I think I had some really strong solving around jack/nook/guiri being a non-difference check with how they were pocketed and if I had just stuck there instead of trying to do too much game goes very smoothly.
I was a bit too reactionary to another game I just lost as well, which influenced my solving.
Just an example of being over excited to play and doing "the most" when 60% of the most would have been the sweet spot.
As for as it relates to you, probably ask you more questions and I think not being a sub would help this as I didn't get the benefit of asking you things I would have in the past that probably help me understand.
im not lawful
DAY 7
They started as 15 miners, they were 4 left. They had taken different paths to get there but now, almost a week later, they were all standing in front of a huge door that they believed led to some kind of secret chamber. On it were the letters “BTB”, and no one knew what it meant. The only one who knew the code was the miner Fontana but on their way down the mine they got magically swapped out by Achromantic, who had no idea what it meant.
Still, he had an idea of what to do.
“Let’s make a King”, he said. “We vote for someone who decides who will go into that door. If it’s safe, they get to be the King and decide what to do with whatever’s inside.”
Amongst the five there were still one MAFIA member left. The others didn’t know that, of course!
“That’s sexist”, someone said. “What if someone wants to become a Queen? Or a regent?”
“Everyone wants to be a King”, Achromantic concluded.
“I don-”
“DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE RULES OR NOT?”
There were silence for a minute.
“And if it’s not safe?” the MAFIA member asked.
“Well then they die I guess!” Achromantic laughed.
“Okay”, the MAFIA member hummed. “Then I vote for you to be King.”
The others nodded in agreement.
Achromantic cracked his knuckles and walked up to the door and put his hand on the doorknob.
Then he pulled so hard that the door loosened from its grip and fell onto him.
Last edited by Wisdom; September 5th, 2022 at 05:12 PM.
Stay tuned for the conclusion of the story, which will come in the next part!
So, I have something to say to every player:
@Ace Marvel It was a pleasure to play with you and your k-pop takes brightened up the thread. I was really glad to find you as town early, and saddened when you died on night 2. You gave us a strong performance and you proved to be a capable player.
@Achromatic You did put a lot of effort in the game, and I was impressed by how good a grasp of the game you got as a sub. I do believe you played to win in good faith and mafia is hard. I did enjoy the short time we played together. I think you can learn a lot from this game and improve, so don't feel bad.
@bladescape I enjoyed playing with you! I think we co-operated really well on D2 and managed to clear both Hedin and Datisi. You had good accuracy and managed to appear towny - especially your progression towards me in the early D1 helped me find you as town. Your death was a big loss for town, and I believe you might have been able to direct the game to the correct path if you had lived one more day.
@Chilly You played an excellent game as wolf and it was delight to see how much you had improved since season 7! You exploited the town vs town pushes really well by eliminating the players who were close to being correct while laying low enough to avoid major suspicion. You alone turned this into a reverse sweep and that truly was an excellent performance. Well played.
@Datisi It was nice to town with you after G5! I did hold my suspicion on you during D1 and D2, but on D3 I did put you in the towncore. It was really unfortunate that you were busy during this game right from the beginning (finishing another game) to the end (woodworking in Croatia at midnight). Still, you were right on both Psycho and Schiavetto, so I think your town performance deserves credit as well. Would love to town with you again!
@DkKoba Your D1 was simply put amazing. In retrospect we did not gain that much information from the Hedin wagon as all three wolves were offline, but I think it was the correct play. You pushed us to eliminate wolf and left a winning PoE. Don't be too hard to yourself about this game.
@Fontana You were one of the most consensus towns. I had to actually check if you were voted a single time this game. I had a little trouble reading you first because your progression towards me was a bit off. You did explain that you did not feel that well during the game and I understand the mixup, but I do wonder what kind of a monster you are when you are in full health! Next time have less oreos
@Guiri In the beginning I had trouble reading you because of your style. However, every day you were stronger and your analysis was sharper. I feel that your best performances were on later days after I had passed when you showed strong analytical skills and I could do nothing but nod along and be happy that someone is analyzing the game thoroughly. What also hurt you a bit was that Psycho was eliminated on D1 - in retrospect, you were equally right on pushing Chilly on D1, and that is something that I keep in mind when evaluating your play. Even though we did non interact that much, it was very nice to play with you and to have an analytical player like you endgame.
@Hedin Same as with Datisi, I was glad to town with you this time. Because I had knowledge of your playstyle, it was a lot easier for me to read you D1. Because of that, I was able to find you as town more easily. I also think you showed good judgment in not townreading Schiavetto just because of the powerpoint presentation - you managed to avoid that trap. You play well as both town and mafia, and I hope these games have been a great learning experience for you. You are very skilled in this game, and you managed to perform well with your skillset in very different kind of environment. That is impressive.
@illario I was not a big fan of your start, and I held you to stricter criteria because you decided to mostly observe in the beginning. However, once you started to post, I felt like I agreed on most if not all points you made and we had several mindmelds. Your accuracy on both Psycho and Schia was impressive. Even though your case on Datisi was wrong, I felt like it had a logical reasoning that I could follow - the problem was that you saw only the thread and not the fact that IRL inferences actually affected Datisi's play way more than you could expect. The fact that you managed to built a logical case while being tunneled yourself was impressive.
@Jackofhearts2005 I really understand why you are called the unyeetable. You managed to be socially towny and every time you were pushed you provided twice the effort in analysis and content. I should have stick with my "town who does twice the work to get half the credit" gutread. Still, I was certain you would be able to fool me as wolf, which is why I believed those associations to be condemning. You did show great skill and despite being yeeted, you deserve your nickname.
@NANOOKTHECONQUEROR You were the most difficult player for me to read this game. It was not because of the way you played, but the fact that most players used meta to solve you in a way that left me outside of that solve as I had no meta on you. That's why I was always a bit wary of you as I was afraid you are a wolf snowing us all. Still, you managed to townclear yourself to most players, which was very valuable in the endgame. Overall you gave us a strong performance and you definitely deserved to advance!
@Psycho666Soldier As I said in discord, I feel like I am bad luck to you in champs. But as they say, third time's the charm and you were wolf this time. I was impressed by how many players you had already pocketed in the early game. Jack, Nanook and Guiri among others would have given you a lot of cover if we had not eliminated you first. You already showed how strong you can be as wolf if left unchecked. I also do understand why you would prefer a townrand here as this game had a great rooster and finding other members as town and actually solving the game with strong town is rewarding in a very different way. I do hope you get a chance to perform as town in the next chanmps game!
@Schiavetto It was very nice to play with you and it is unfortunate that you had some real life interferences during the game. The way you managed to break almost all suspicion of you with a single powerpoint was really impressive, and I actually feel like I should learn to do poewerpoints just to use that skill in games - as both town and as wolf. I sincerely got the feeling you are a strong player, and I hope we get to play again sometime!
Also, I have created a playlist for you: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1J...ae15404a8f42be
@Seven At first I should apologize to you twice, once for leaving you in my blind spot for too long and another time for not defending you enough on D3. I had already written a full defense on you, but did not submit it as I thought it would be interesting to see how you would defend yourself. In retrosepct that was a mistake. Also, the reason you were in my blind spot was because I intuitively trusted you, and I wanted to put my main focus on the players who I suspected the most - and this time it was a good call, as I read you right.
Now that that's out of the way, I want to say that I really enjoyed your unique playing style. You were extremely accurate this whole game and managed to show yourself as town to most of us. Your elimination was perhaps the biggest lost of the game. I was impressed with your skill and for some reason I think it would be nice to be wolf with you someday!
I think everyone performed well here, and now I need to re-read the thread for scoring. Even though the game was a bit depressing in the end, I'm happy with my performance finding and pushing two wolves, leaving one wolf in PoE, and finding most of the town. I think this was also the first game so far where I was not voted for even a single time - I am really glad I managed to do that! With this said, I hope everyone had as much of a blast with this game as I had!
Lastly, @Wisdom thank you for the great flavour in the game, it was a pleasure to read it and I'm excited for the finale!
violet i got mad people suspected you in game 5 so much that I had to make sure you were towncleared when I found you town haha
You guys put so much thought into these, I feel you deserve to have it reciprocated so im gonna give it a go
@Ace Marvel you're not the real Abomination rep, get rekt
@bladescape couldn't even die n1, loser lol (derogatory)
@Chilly were you in this game?
@Datisi AtE did not go brr
@DkKoba you're also not the real Abomination rep AND you got n1ed like a punk, get rekt
@Fontana you seem like a sweet guy
@Achromatic magikarp? More like failkarp. Boom roasted.
@Hedin mafia didn't even think you were worth voting out lmao (derogatory)
@illario illario? More like deadlario amirite
@Jackofhearts2005 more like jackoffarts2005 amirite
@NANOOKTHECONQUEROR THE GOLDEN GOD
@Psycho666Soldier imagine getting stomped out on d1 by the abstract concept of a color, smh
@Guiri died at f3 like a loser lmao (derisive)
@Schiavetto powerpoint is so 2008
@Seven you're called Seven but you can't even stay alive for five days. Curious.
@Violet not even the best shade of purple #fuschiagang
mods help nanook is being toxic
Yeah, I was town
a real fuchsia fan would know how to spell it
My utter inability to spell confounding words has befuddled me and sullied my otherwise illustrious work once more
VOTING TIME
All players that participated in this game must vote for who you think is the best all-around mafia player based on what you've seen from this game.
THIS IS NOT AN MVP VOTE, nor is it a vote for the player who had the most positive impact on the game (otherwise the people who died early would rarely be in contention). Instead, you should vote based off who you think displayed the most overall skill as either alignment.
You are giving a RANKED TOP 7.
The names should be ordered from first to last. The first player will receive 8 points, the second player will receive 7 points, the third player will receive 6 points, and so on until the seventh player will receive 2 points. You may not include yourself in your votes.
The top 5 players will advance to the Finale.
PM your votes to me, please.
Ideally I'd like to reveal votes in about 3 days. If you need a bit more time, this is totally fine, but please let me know!![]()
Is this game counted in the stats?
Also omg SK is here
I’ve had a chance to cool down, mourn, and reflect, so feeling a little better today.
First of all, after my low impact performance in quals, getting to play in semis was a surprise, I jumped at the chance to sub in, so thanks to Lissa for the opportunity, and Dobby, hope everything is OK with you and sorry you missed your slot.
It’s been such a pleasure to play with you all, D1 EoD really was a thing of awe. I’ve seen EoD shenanigans but that was wild, and effective. Looking back we had all three wolves at the top of the post count more than once and of course the final result was perfect. I'm happy I had two of the three wolves in my d1 PoE.
From the specchat and even the lack of reads on me here, I know I’ve little thread pull and presence compared to the majority, which is a statement to your participation, involvement and energy. Where I usually play I’m among the top posters most cycles, so being overwhelmed is an understatement, being in Europe meant lots of time spent doing catchup of overnight posts rather than real-timing until the post volume became more manageable. I think I'll try a normal game on here soon, see how I can adapt my play.
Thanks to all the players for bringing their expertise, passion, analysis and energy to this game, it's clear you are all champions and deserving to be playing with the best.
Apologies for mis-gendering or mis-pronouning people during the game, I will do better to be more aware and careful.
Since I've learned most people just skim walls and spoilers are an invitation to ignore, unless to do a vanity search, final thoughts:Thanks to Ace, Koba, Hedin, and Illario for engaging and trying to get a read on me early on. It was great to play with you again Ace, our little meta knowledge helped us find each other quickly. Illario’s whole D1 approach was fresh, innovative and worked, so impressive, plus the ongoing analysis, support and engagement till the end. King Koba’s results speak for themselves: votes on all three wolves D1.
Psycho, well played, you had me and several others so pocketed D1 and your strategy with Schia and Chilly paid off.
Schia, we didn’t interact much, your PPT was a ballsy move which bought you a lifeline, but just made it a little more difficult to engage with you and work through your thoughts.
Chilly, well done, from the scum chat I can’t see what you were thinking or what drove your decisions but the lay low strategy worked and I simply left you out there in the left field rather than take the risk to deal with your spot seriously. I wish you’d been able to play more, hope real life is better for you now. I'll send your regards to The Mighty Quinn next time we play.
Nanook, Achro did his best to help us find each other, we clearly have different approaches to the game and that's what makes it fun, in fact the one thing we did agree on towards the end was that we both felt losing to scum Chilly would be hilarious but not such a failure, it was more fun suspecting, analyzing and engaging with the active players, even if we were wrong in the end.
Fontana, a great D1 performace, sorry you were not feeling well. Achro, what a way to sub in and make an impression, massive analysis, ISOs, catching up, with so much energy, vibe and determination. We almost got there in the end.
Jack, your D2 entrance and review of D1 interactions was so useful, I kept finding myself referring back to them, and even completed your work by doing it for you/Psycho. Hope the community can overlook this one episode and let you keep your unyeetable (except when yeeted) title!
Bladescape, I hoped our meta would make it easier to find each other! Violet, impressive play and analysis, thank you for your words of encouragement, sorry I could not move out of your PoE. Datisi and Seven, sorry for wavering on my TRs on you, we had to find the last mafia and everyone had some points against them, fun to play with you both.
woo
i knew youd do well
nice work man
Okay here we go!!!
ENDING
As the door fell on top of Achromantic, the entrance to the Secret Chamber opened. It was a circular room, filled with chalk and candles, as if someone had summoned some kind of demon or spirit here. In the center of the room there was a huge hole glowing red and smoking, as if it led to the depths of Hell.
“Hey guys”, a voice said from under the door. “I’m not dead ye-”
The voice silenced as the three miners stepped on the door to walk into the chamber.
Guiri, Chilly and NANOOKTHECONQUEROR.
“What now?” Guiri said.
“Are we supposed to jump into that hole?” Chilly asked.
“HEY!” NANOOKTHECONQUEROR interrupted. “LISTEN!”
The three quieted down. There was something there, they could all sense it. A slight wind in the air. A whisper, and it grew louder and louder.
“So you have arrived”, the whisper said. “But you are too many.”
The three miners looked at each other with exhausted suspicion. They were too tired to fight each other here and now.
“What would you have us do?” Guiri asked the voice.
“Hmmmm”, the whisper said, like a song soaring around the room. “Okay, let us do it like this. If the three of you can figure who the last member of the Money And Fame Impish Alliance is, I will give the other two a single wish each.”
“And if we fail?” Guiri asked.
“Well then I guess the remaining member gets one wish.”
“That doesn’t sound fair!” Guiri ascertained. “That means we’d get one wish left!”
“Them’s the rules.”
“Okay”, Guiri continued. “So optimally the MAFIA member just claim right now. That way everyone-”
“IT’S YOU!!!!” NANOOKTHECONQUEROR shouted, in caps, and used his last energy to throw Guiri into the smoking hole.
A searing silence befell the room.
“DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIREWELL!?” NANOOKTHECONQUEROR said calmly and looked at Chilly, who shrugged.
“I’m sorry fam.”
The whisper came back.
“So it’s been decided. Make your wish.”
Chilly thought long and hard about it. He should have wished for money or fame. That was the whole purpose he had here, and why the Alliance had formed.
But Chilly had the heart of a puppy.
“I wish for everyone who entered the mine with me to come back to life.”
“ERROR”, the wish buzzed. “Wish not compatible with reality!”
“What?”
Then the world started shaking. The wind blew out all the candles and everything became pitch black.
EPILOGUE, PART ONE
As if he had encountered a glitch, Chilly found himself standing outside the mine again. NANOOKTHECONQUEROR stood beside him.
“WHAT HAPPENED?”
“I have no idea. But who’s that, coming out of the mine?”
The two couldn’t believe their eyes when they saw a long lost friend getting out.
Psycho666Soldier, in flesh and blood and in good health walked towards them.
“Sup”, he said.
Chilly ran to his friend and teammate and hugged him hard.
“Didn’t you die?”
“Nah”, Psycho666Soldier said with a grin. “That was my doppleganger. I fooled the ladies again!”
“OH!” NANOOKTHECONQUEROR realized as if a light bulb lit up. “SO THAT’S WHY THE WISH DIDN’T-”
“Don’t think you’d get rid of me that easily”, DKKoba snorted as they came walking out of the mine, covered in chest and blood.
“DKKoba!” Chilly said, now worried. “Didn’t I push you into a portal?”
“You did!” they laughed. “And I had to fight a chest and 26 warriors to come back!”
“A CHEST?” NANOOKTHECONQUEROR asked. “WHAT KIND OF CHEST?”
Before DKKoba got to answer, yet another person walked out.
“The one this beauty has”, Schiavetto smiled as she walked hand in hand with the Giant Medusa.
“That sure is an amazing chest”, Chilly said while he poked the chest remains that was stuck on DKKoba.
“Are we the only ones who survived?” Schiavetto asked. “At least the crew is back in one piece!”
“한 조각”, Ace Marvel said, as he continued nibbling on the Infinity Donut. “Oh, sorry. This donut never ends! It’s incredible!”
He snapped his fingers, and as if it was on a command, a body came falling from the skies.
“Heeee hooooo” Jackofhearts2006 shouted and smacked right onto the ground. He got up and noticed the company. “Well, this seems like a party!”
“A little help, anyone?”
The voice came from Violet, carrying what once was a werewolf on his back.
“Is it still alive?” Jackofhearts2006 asked.
“Yeah”; Violet smiled. “They saved my life when a gas leak exploded. Now it’s my turn to save theirs.”
Seven was the seventh miner coming out of Wolfhart this day. He now had arms made of magic and wings made of fairies.
“You should have listened to me”, he said. “Luck always follows me!”
After him came Bladescape.
“How did you survive?” Ace Marvel asked. “너 완전 바보야”
“Yeah, that’s why”, Bladescape agreed, flicking his obsidian dice with his thumb.
“What’s that?” Schiavetto asked and pointed to a shine that came from the mine.
Two men were pulling a rope. One of them was Midas, the man of gold, and the other one was Datisi. They pulled one of the golden statues out of Wolfhart.
“I’m finally freeeee”, Datisi shouted, relieved to finally be out of the mine after pulling this thing for two days straight.
“Anyone want some squid?” Hedin said, drenched and carrying two tentacles on his shoulders. “It’s ink-redibly tasty!”
The other mines groaned, except Seven who burst out laughing.
“You’re really kraken me up!”
“Oh stop it!” Violet said and reached out his fingers. “Or I’ll give you Ten-tickles!”
Then Ilario came out of Wolfhart with a smile. With him was the black hooded creature.
“Thanks for the company!” he said happily.
“Oh, no worries”, the creature said. “I have business here anyway.”
The others looked at each other confusingly. Was that… Death?
Then came the last miner. Achromantic, flying on a magical door.
“Who’s that?” DKKoba asked.
“It’s the 16th miner”, Datisi whispered. “The one they call the Ultimate King. Watch out for him.”
“Hey now!” Achromantic said, as he sat on the flying door. “The name’s Achromantic! Don’t you forget it!”
And thus all miners was back, still ali-
“Wait”, Ace Marvel said, once again interrupting my storytelling. “Aren’t we missing someone?”
And as he said it, Guiri stepped out of Wolfhart. But he wasn’t alone.
EPILOGUE, PART TWO
With Guiri came a woman, covered in ice.
“Oh, I didn’t think you would come!!!” the black hooded creature said and pulled down the hood to show its face.
“You!” Chilly said. “It’s you!”
“WHO”, NANOOKTHECONQUEROR asked.
“I don’t know”, Chilly shrugged.
“I am Lissa the Frozen”, the ice lady explained. “And my friend here is Arapocalypse the Killer.”
Arapocalypse pulled out two knives and grinned a deadly smile. She had tried really hard to not have her cover blown in that hood.
“We are the ones you call the Ladies of the Mountain!!!”
“Now I know who it is!” Chilly realized. “The ice lady was the voice of the whisper we heard!”
Lissa nodded.
“She has very cold hands”, Guiri said. “But at least she saved me when someone threw me into a steaming hole!
“SORRY ABOUT THAT!” NANOOKTHECONQUEROR apologized.
“Now then”, Lissa said. “Since you didn’t get to actually get your wish, I will allow one more try, but only five of you are allowed to go. I will bring 10 miners from all over the world to join you.”
“Only five?” one of the miners asked. “How will we decide who gets to try again?”
“Murder!!!!” Arapocalypse shouted.
“Or votes”, Lissa said.
“Votes”, the miners said in chorus while looking at each other. “Votes is good.”
And such this Adventure of the Seven+Eight MIners came to an end. But it wasn’t the final(e) story for some of these miners.
FIN
AHHHHH I was telling everyone you were G6 Guiri therefore town, but Chilly made the right kill in the end and you had one vote already. You did really well and please join normal games here. It's really fun to play with you.
Yup! Epic!
I'm bad at writing individual messages, my overthinking tendencies get the best of me there, but I will just say I had a wonderful time playing with everyone. It was hard but it was a fun hard. My main reason for playing champs this year was to learn and be exposed to different styles of play outside of my community and you all have taught me many lessons.
And now my two most thanked posts on this site are champs memes about farts. Thanks guys.
Guys.
Guys I didn't mean that as a good thing.
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